Chapter Two: Interviewing Seifer
ZBG: Okay, and we're back!
H: Yes! And today's guest is... -looks at her papers- Seifel? Seifie?
ZBG whispers to H.
H: Oh yeah, right! Seifer Almasy!
ZBG: Hi Seifie!
S: It's Seifer, thank you.
ZBG & H: Okay, Seifie!
S sighs.
ZBG: So, Seifie, we're just here to ask you some questions.
S: Okay.
H: Right, just get down to buisness. Boy, you don't fool around do you?
S: Whatever...
-Shock-
S: Eee! No fair! I'm not Leonhart!
H: *EvilGrin*
ZBG: It works for whoever we want, with whatever word we want.
S: ...................
H: Okies! First question, do you know how to cook?
S: What?
ZBG: -Slowly- She...said...do...you..know..how..to...cook?
S: No, I understood what she was saying, it's just.. aren't you gonna ask my opinion on everyone?
H: Why would we do that?
S: 'Cuz that's what you asked Squall.
ZBG: So?
S: -Sighs- Damn, and I had some good answers wrote down too...
H: Hehehe.
ZBG: So, can ya cook or not?
S: I guess so, why?
ZBG: 'Cuz I'm hungry! And after the show, you're gonna make me some food, just the way I like it, or you'll be singing Pokemon for the rest of your life!
S: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H: Mwahahahahhaha.
ZBG: {All:Creeeeeeeeepy}
H: Okay, next question. Who do you think is a better couple, Joey and Dawson, or Joey and Pacey?
S: Definetly Joey and Dawson, they're like... soul mates.
H: -Blinks-
ZBG: You watch Dawson's Creek?
S: Erm....of course not!!! Only chicks watch that shit!!!
H: Hey! I watch DC!
ZBG: Haha, I don't! But, Seifie does!
S: Whatever.
-Shock-
H: Woohoo! That's twice in one interview! Wanna go for three?
S: ................................
ZBG: Hehe. Okay, here's 'nother one, whose better, NSYNC or BSB?
S: I hate 'em both!
ZBG: Me too!
H: Yeah! Death to the boy bands!
ZBG: Woohoo!
H: Booyaka!
ZBG: Hehe
S:...............................
ZBG: Damn, we're almost outta time.
H: Okay, then, one final question, how does it feel to have everyone hate your guts and to know that there's a contract out on your life, only worth 25cents?
S: There's a contract out on my life?! -Panics- OH MY GOD I'M GONNA DIE!!!!
ZBG: -Giggles-
Seifie runs away screaming like a little girl.
H: Well, I guess that concludes our show.
ZBG: Guess so.
H: Not a very productive show, eh?
ZBG: Not at all.
H: I don't like Seifie anymore, he's no fun.
ZBG: Me neither... but he has a cute ass!
H: Agreed!
ZBG: So, anyway, kiddies, stayed tuned for next weeks show!
H: Yupyup, g'night!
Irvy: Hey! Those were my lines!!!
-Thump-
H: Shuddap Kinneas.
ZBG: Yeah, go mop the floor man whore!
* H: Each chapter we add, it gets sadder and sadder.
ZBG: Can it get any sadder than this?
H: Let's hope not.
ZBG: o.0
H: Hope you liked this new chapter of "Final Fantasy 8 Interviews" let us know who you want to see interviewed next, or the questions you want them asked!!!
ZBG: Yupyup! Both of our e-mail addresses are at the top of the first chapter!!
H: C-ya!
ZBG: Bye!
*Final Fantasy 8 is property of a square that is soft. This ficcie belongs to George Washington, the original person-that-tried-to-be-funny-but-failed-miserably. ZBG is property of her cat, Salem, and H is property of Grant, the sex god. The name Hikaru is property of MKRE and we still feel sorry for the people who own Pokemon... our deepest regrets.. you are still our slaves, but we're thinking about selling you to Barbara Walters.... o.0 Hehehe. J/K.......maybe. :p *
ZBG: Okay, and we're back!
H: Yes! And today's guest is... -looks at her papers- Seifel? Seifie?
ZBG whispers to H.
H: Oh yeah, right! Seifer Almasy!
ZBG: Hi Seifie!
S: It's Seifer, thank you.
ZBG & H: Okay, Seifie!
S sighs.
ZBG: So, Seifie, we're just here to ask you some questions.
S: Okay.
H: Right, just get down to buisness. Boy, you don't fool around do you?
S: Whatever...
-Shock-
S: Eee! No fair! I'm not Leonhart!
H: *EvilGrin*
ZBG: It works for whoever we want, with whatever word we want.
S: ...................
H: Okies! First question, do you know how to cook?
S: What?
ZBG: -Slowly- She...said...do...you..know..how..to...cook?
S: No, I understood what she was saying, it's just.. aren't you gonna ask my opinion on everyone?
H: Why would we do that?
S: 'Cuz that's what you asked Squall.
ZBG: So?
S: -Sighs- Damn, and I had some good answers wrote down too...
H: Hehehe.
ZBG: So, can ya cook or not?
S: I guess so, why?
ZBG: 'Cuz I'm hungry! And after the show, you're gonna make me some food, just the way I like it, or you'll be singing Pokemon for the rest of your life!
S: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H: Mwahahahahhaha.
ZBG: {All:Creeeeeeeeepy}
H: Okay, next question. Who do you think is a better couple, Joey and Dawson, or Joey and Pacey?
S: Definetly Joey and Dawson, they're like... soul mates.
H: -Blinks-
ZBG: You watch Dawson's Creek?
S: Erm....of course not!!! Only chicks watch that shit!!!
H: Hey! I watch DC!
ZBG: Haha, I don't! But, Seifie does!
S: Whatever.
-Shock-
H: Woohoo! That's twice in one interview! Wanna go for three?
S: ................................
ZBG: Hehe. Okay, here's 'nother one, whose better, NSYNC or BSB?
S: I hate 'em both!
ZBG: Me too!
H: Yeah! Death to the boy bands!
ZBG: Woohoo!
H: Booyaka!
ZBG: Hehe
S:...............................
ZBG: Damn, we're almost outta time.
H: Okay, then, one final question, how does it feel to have everyone hate your guts and to know that there's a contract out on your life, only worth 25cents?
S: There's a contract out on my life?! -Panics- OH MY GOD I'M GONNA DIE!!!!
ZBG: -Giggles-
Seifie runs away screaming like a little girl.
H: Well, I guess that concludes our show.
ZBG: Guess so.
H: Not a very productive show, eh?
ZBG: Not at all.
H: I don't like Seifie anymore, he's no fun.
ZBG: Me neither... but he has a cute ass!
H: Agreed!
ZBG: So, anyway, kiddies, stayed tuned for next weeks show!
H: Yupyup, g'night!
Irvy: Hey! Those were my lines!!!
-Thump-
H: Shuddap Kinneas.
ZBG: Yeah, go mop the floor man whore!
* H: Each chapter we add, it gets sadder and sadder.
ZBG: Can it get any sadder than this?
H: Let's hope not.
ZBG: o.0
H: Hope you liked this new chapter of "Final Fantasy 8 Interviews" let us know who you want to see interviewed next, or the questions you want them asked!!!
ZBG: Yupyup! Both of our e-mail addresses are at the top of the first chapter!!
H: C-ya!
ZBG: Bye!
*Final Fantasy 8 is property of a square that is soft. This ficcie belongs to George Washington, the original person-that-tried-to-be-funny-but-failed-miserably. ZBG is property of her cat, Salem, and H is property of Grant, the sex god. The name Hikaru is property of MKRE and we still feel sorry for the people who own Pokemon... our deepest regrets.. you are still our slaves, but we're thinking about selling you to Barbara Walters.... o.0 Hehehe. J/K.......maybe. :p *