Chapter Three: Interviewing Cid Kramer
ZBG: Hi again!
H: Yup! It's us! We're back! Betcha hoped we croaked or something, didn't ya?
ZBG: o.0
H: Anyway... who are we interviewing today?
ZBG shifts through her papers then groans.
H: Who is it?
ZBG: -Frowns- Cid Kramer...
H: Icky Sticky purple goo!
ZBG: -Sighs- Oh well, so's life.
H: Hiya Ciddy-Widdy!
C: Hello, girls.
ZBG rolls her eyes.
H pokes ZBG in the ribs.
ZBG: You ready to be interviewed or what, old man?
H: Hey! Be nice! He's our guest!
C: It's okay, Hikaru, some people where never taught any manners.
ZBG glares at Cid.
H: Hey! She's my friend! Don't talk about her like that!
C: Whatever.
-Silence-
C: Hey, how come I didn't get shocked?
ZBG and H *EvilGrin*
H: Hehehehehehe.
ZBG: Okay, let's get down to work, 'kay?
C: Alright....
H: First off, how did it feel to give the order to have your wife killed?
C: Actually, it felt really good. All that woman does is nag, bitch and complain. Plus, she's lousy in bed.
H: o.0
ZBG: No, old man, I think you got it wrong. Edea is cool. She does her makeup really wikked.
H: Yeah!
C: Okay.
ZBG:............. Can you say fish for me?
C: Why?
H: Erm... 'cuz you have a cute accent! Now say fish! Damnit!
C: ....................................................fish.
-Shock-
ZBG and H giggle.
C: That was not nice of you, young ladies, I think you need to be taught some respect for your elders.
ZBG draws the Sword of Truth: No, I think YOU need to be taught some lessons, old man!
H: Calm down!! Put the sword of Truth away! This is not a Terry Goodkind book and you are not Richard Cypher!
ZBG grins: If I can be Richard Cypher, you can be Kahlana.
H giggles.
C: Okay.. I'm lost here...
ZBG puts the sword away: Say, do you know how to cook fish?
C: Fish? Why?
-Shock-
H: Hehehehe...that was so wrong ZBG!...hehehehe...
ZBG: o.0
C: That's it.. I'm through with this interview.. I knew better than to come here and let you wild animals ask me idiotic questions.
ZBG: Oh no you just didn't go there! You betta back up, bitch!
H: Whassup?! You want some?! Come get you some!!
H and ZBG fall into hysterical laughter.
C rolls his eyes.
H: Okay! That's all of our time for today!
ZBG: Yeah! Come back for more tomorrow!
Cid rises to leave.
ZBG pushes him back down.
ZBG: Where you think ya goin', old one?
C: The shows over.
H: Hehehe.. not for you it isn't..
-The shows fades out, you can distantly hear the sound of Cid's muffled screams, ZBG & H's laughter, and the theme to Pokemon.
*
H: Poor Ciddy-Widdy.
ZBG: Yeah, he got worse than dear ole' Squally-Wally Foo-Foo!
H: Squally-Wally Foo-Foo?
H raises an eyebrow.
ZBG: What?!
H: hehehe... nadda.
ZBG: Well, that's it for the third chapter of FF8 Interviews! Hope you at least considered laughing!
H: I doubt it.. We're not funny people.
ZBG: Yeah.. People like us shouldn't be allowed to write humourous fan ficcies.
H: It's just wrong..
ZBG: Agreed...
ZBG & H laugh.
*FF8 is still property of SS. The name Hikaru is still property of MKRE. The Sword of Truth, Richard Cypher and Kahlana are all property of Terry Goodkind. You are also property of Terry Goodkind, 'cuz we kinda bet you in a game of strip poker... and lost.... heheh.. woopsie! H is property of goldfishes, and ZBG is property of the vampire god formely known as Lestat... I mean... Grant... erm... yeah... hehehehe*
ZBG: Hi again!
H: Yup! It's us! We're back! Betcha hoped we croaked or something, didn't ya?
ZBG: o.0
H: Anyway... who are we interviewing today?
ZBG shifts through her papers then groans.
H: Who is it?
ZBG: -Frowns- Cid Kramer...
H: Icky Sticky purple goo!
ZBG: -Sighs- Oh well, so's life.
H: Hiya Ciddy-Widdy!
C: Hello, girls.
ZBG rolls her eyes.
H pokes ZBG in the ribs.
ZBG: You ready to be interviewed or what, old man?
H: Hey! Be nice! He's our guest!
C: It's okay, Hikaru, some people where never taught any manners.
ZBG glares at Cid.
H: Hey! She's my friend! Don't talk about her like that!
C: Whatever.
-Silence-
C: Hey, how come I didn't get shocked?
ZBG and H *EvilGrin*
H: Hehehehehehe.
ZBG: Okay, let's get down to work, 'kay?
C: Alright....
H: First off, how did it feel to give the order to have your wife killed?
C: Actually, it felt really good. All that woman does is nag, bitch and complain. Plus, she's lousy in bed.
H: o.0
ZBG: No, old man, I think you got it wrong. Edea is cool. She does her makeup really wikked.
H: Yeah!
C: Okay.
ZBG:............. Can you say fish for me?
C: Why?
H: Erm... 'cuz you have a cute accent! Now say fish! Damnit!
C: ....................................................fish.
-Shock-
ZBG and H giggle.
C: That was not nice of you, young ladies, I think you need to be taught some respect for your elders.
ZBG draws the Sword of Truth: No, I think YOU need to be taught some lessons, old man!
H: Calm down!! Put the sword of Truth away! This is not a Terry Goodkind book and you are not Richard Cypher!
ZBG grins: If I can be Richard Cypher, you can be Kahlana.
H giggles.
C: Okay.. I'm lost here...
ZBG puts the sword away: Say, do you know how to cook fish?
C: Fish? Why?
-Shock-
H: Hehehehe...that was so wrong ZBG!...hehehehe...
ZBG: o.0
C: That's it.. I'm through with this interview.. I knew better than to come here and let you wild animals ask me idiotic questions.
ZBG: Oh no you just didn't go there! You betta back up, bitch!
H: Whassup?! You want some?! Come get you some!!
H and ZBG fall into hysterical laughter.
C rolls his eyes.
H: Okay! That's all of our time for today!
ZBG: Yeah! Come back for more tomorrow!
Cid rises to leave.
ZBG pushes him back down.
ZBG: Where you think ya goin', old one?
C: The shows over.
H: Hehehe.. not for you it isn't..
-The shows fades out, you can distantly hear the sound of Cid's muffled screams, ZBG & H's laughter, and the theme to Pokemon.
*
H: Poor Ciddy-Widdy.
ZBG: Yeah, he got worse than dear ole' Squally-Wally Foo-Foo!
H: Squally-Wally Foo-Foo?
H raises an eyebrow.
ZBG: What?!
H: hehehe... nadda.
ZBG: Well, that's it for the third chapter of FF8 Interviews! Hope you at least considered laughing!
H: I doubt it.. We're not funny people.
ZBG: Yeah.. People like us shouldn't be allowed to write humourous fan ficcies.
H: It's just wrong..
ZBG: Agreed...
ZBG & H laugh.
*FF8 is still property of SS. The name Hikaru is still property of MKRE. The Sword of Truth, Richard Cypher and Kahlana are all property of Terry Goodkind. You are also property of Terry Goodkind, 'cuz we kinda bet you in a game of strip poker... and lost.... heheh.. woopsie! H is property of goldfishes, and ZBG is property of the vampire god formely known as Lestat... I mean... Grant... erm... yeah... hehehehe*