i h a t e y o u
by bulletproof (bulletproof_android@yahoo.com)
characters owned by joss whedon.
"I can't believe you!" Buffy shrieked as the patrons of the Bronze all turned to stare at her.
"Well, I was expecting a little more than that." Angel indignantly replied.
"Oh, poor baby," Buffy patronised, "what were you expecting? For me to jump into your arms the first instant you come back to Sunnydale and told me you were human?!"
"Yeah, pretty much."
Buffy scoffed, "Well, I'm sorry, Mister 'I want you to move on'. I did!"
"What?" Angel scoffed in return, "To Finn? Good goin', Buffy, last I recall he left you too."
"Yeah, because he couldn't wrap his mind around the fact that I'd slept with you." Buffy yelled, Willow and Xander looking frantically between the scene they were causing and the irritated Bronzers, "You! A filthy demon incapable of anything but ruining every facet of my life. Thanks a lot."
"Oh, because you haven't caused any damage to mine! I-"
"Uh, guys?" Willow spoke up, "You might wanna take this elsewhere."
Buffy and Angel stopped and took a look around them.
The entire club was staring at them.
"Fine." they replied in unison, storming out of the Bronze before either Willow or Xander could follow them.
* * * * *
Buffy and Angel both sighed as they gathered their breath, Buffy wrapped in his tight embrace as they lay on his bed.
She buried her golden head into his chest as he gently placed a kiss into her hair.
They sighed contentedly once more before Angel drew the covers over them.
"I wonder what Xander and Willow are doing." Buffy mumbled against his chest.
Angel raised an eyebrow, lifting her hand to kiss the back of her palm, "Strange way to start a post-coital conversation," he mused.
Buffy giggled.
"You think they've figured it out?"
"Nah."
* * * * *
Willow flopped onto Xander's bed. She sighed.
"I'm bored."
Xander nodded, eyes glued to the television screen.
"I wonder what Buffy and Angel are doing." Xander mused aloud, stuffing a handful of popcorn into his mouth.
Willow shrugged, "Probably having sex."
Xander nodded again before changing the channel.
END
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