Chapter Two: Interviewing Vincent
ZBG: Jingle bells, jingles bells, jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-whore open sleigh! Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells-
H: *Ahem* We're.....on....the.....air......darling...
ZBG blushes: Oh, sowwy....heh...
H: Hello, and welcome to FF7 interviews!
ZBG: Again!
H: Today we're interviewing Vincent Valentine.
ZBG: Hiya, Vince.
V: ..................
H:.................
ZBG coughs.
V:.................
H sneezes.
V:.............bless you...
ZBG: YOU'VE BEEN BLESSED!
H: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V:..................
H: Okay...um...first question.... Why are you always so quiet?
V:............nothing to say, nothing to do...
ZBG: -Blinks- Okay....erm... I've got a ? for ya! How did it feel to have Lucretia the Hag leave a gorgeous man like you for some off-beat dawg-ugly freak like Hojo?!
V:........ it was Lucretia's choice.... I'm happy..... if she's happy....
H: HOW CAN YOU BE HAPPY WITH AN IDIOT LIKE HOJO?!
V:...............
ZBG whispers to H. H nods.
ZBG: Alright, we're do something we've never done before! We're gonna make this a double interview!
V:...............???
H: Let's bring out our second guest........ Lucretia the Hag!
L: I'm not a hag!
ZBG: o.0
H: Coulda fooled me!
V:.........Lucretia?!
L:.........Vincent?!
ZBG:.........Rocky?!
H: o.0
L: How are you doing....Vincent?
V: HOW AM I DOING?! I WAS COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH YOU AND YOU LEFT ME FOR A REJECT TO THE FREAK-OF-NATURE CLUB!!!!!! THEN YOU JUST COME BACK INTO MY LIFE AND WANT TO KNOW HOW I'M DOING?!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE SOME NERVE, MAN!!!!!!
H: 0.0
ZBG: Hehehehe....
L: But! Vincent! It wasn't my choice! Hojo took advantage of me! I didn't want it!!!!
V: YOU CAN'T RAPE THE WILLING!!!!!!!!!
ZBG falls off of her chair laughing.
L {Crying}: Vincent, I love you... and only you... always have.... and always will...
V: WELL, GUESS WHAT???!!!! THAT'S JUST TOO BAD!!!!! I'VE FOUND SOMEONE ELSE!!!!!! SOMEONE WHOSE TEN TIMES PRETTIER THAN YOU AND A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER IN BED THAN YOU!!!!!!!!!
H&ZBG: Gasp.
L: {Shocked} WHO?! BRING THE BITCH OUT! I'M GONNA KICK HER ASS!
H: Hey!
ZBG: This is NOT Jerry Springer!
H: Hehehehe...ya shure?
ZBG shrugs her shoulders.
Crowd chants: Bring her out! Bring her out! Bring her out!
-Aeris comes out-
L: The Ancient?!
-Aeris and Vincent kiss passionately-
-Hikaru faints-
-Zell Bondage Girl vomits-
L: HOW COULD YOU?!
V: HOW COULD I?! HOW COULD YOU?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO LEFT ME FOR HOJO! WELL, GUESS WHAT?! WHILE YOU WERE GONE, AERIS TAUGHT ME HOW TO LOVE AGAIN!
Aeris sticks her tongue out at Lucretia, who in turn, tries to attack Aeris, but is stopped by security.
Security: No hurting the Ancient, ma'am.
L: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.................
H: I think we better end this show now!
ZBG: Yeah! It's getting kinda violent!
H: I'm scared!
ZBG: Mommy!
H: Stay tuned next time!
ZBG: Yeah!
-Screen fades out, Lucretia beating Aeris' head against the wall. Vincent attacking Lucretia. H yawning. ZBG scratching her nose.-
H: I'm sorry.
ZBG: Damn.. never knew....
H: Me neither...
ZBG: Stay tuned for our next episode...
H: Yeah... it'll be funny...
ZBG: Heh, right... I believe ya.....sure....whatever you say, man.....
H: o.0
*This ficcie belongs to someone stupid. FF7 belongs to SS. H belongs to you and you belong to ZBG. ZBG belongs to Grant*
ZBG: Jingle bells, jingles bells, jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-whore open sleigh! Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells-
H: *Ahem* We're.....on....the.....air......darling...
ZBG blushes: Oh, sowwy....heh...
H: Hello, and welcome to FF7 interviews!
ZBG: Again!
H: Today we're interviewing Vincent Valentine.
ZBG: Hiya, Vince.
V: ..................
H:.................
ZBG coughs.
V:.................
H sneezes.
V:.............bless you...
ZBG: YOU'VE BEEN BLESSED!
H: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V:..................
H: Okay...um...first question.... Why are you always so quiet?
V:............nothing to say, nothing to do...
ZBG: -Blinks- Okay....erm... I've got a ? for ya! How did it feel to have Lucretia the Hag leave a gorgeous man like you for some off-beat dawg-ugly freak like Hojo?!
V:........ it was Lucretia's choice.... I'm happy..... if she's happy....
H: HOW CAN YOU BE HAPPY WITH AN IDIOT LIKE HOJO?!
V:...............
ZBG whispers to H. H nods.
ZBG: Alright, we're do something we've never done before! We're gonna make this a double interview!
V:...............???
H: Let's bring out our second guest........ Lucretia the Hag!
L: I'm not a hag!
ZBG: o.0
H: Coulda fooled me!
V:.........Lucretia?!
L:.........Vincent?!
ZBG:.........Rocky?!
H: o.0
L: How are you doing....Vincent?
V: HOW AM I DOING?! I WAS COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH YOU AND YOU LEFT ME FOR A REJECT TO THE FREAK-OF-NATURE CLUB!!!!!! THEN YOU JUST COME BACK INTO MY LIFE AND WANT TO KNOW HOW I'M DOING?!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE SOME NERVE, MAN!!!!!!
H: 0.0
ZBG: Hehehehe....
L: But! Vincent! It wasn't my choice! Hojo took advantage of me! I didn't want it!!!!
V: YOU CAN'T RAPE THE WILLING!!!!!!!!!
ZBG falls off of her chair laughing.
L {Crying}: Vincent, I love you... and only you... always have.... and always will...
V: WELL, GUESS WHAT???!!!! THAT'S JUST TOO BAD!!!!! I'VE FOUND SOMEONE ELSE!!!!!! SOMEONE WHOSE TEN TIMES PRETTIER THAN YOU AND A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER IN BED THAN YOU!!!!!!!!!
H&ZBG: Gasp.
L: {Shocked} WHO?! BRING THE BITCH OUT! I'M GONNA KICK HER ASS!
H: Hey!
ZBG: This is NOT Jerry Springer!
H: Hehehehe...ya shure?
ZBG shrugs her shoulders.
Crowd chants: Bring her out! Bring her out! Bring her out!
-Aeris comes out-
L: The Ancient?!
-Aeris and Vincent kiss passionately-
-Hikaru faints-
-Zell Bondage Girl vomits-
L: HOW COULD YOU?!
V: HOW COULD I?! HOW COULD YOU?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO LEFT ME FOR HOJO! WELL, GUESS WHAT?! WHILE YOU WERE GONE, AERIS TAUGHT ME HOW TO LOVE AGAIN!
Aeris sticks her tongue out at Lucretia, who in turn, tries to attack Aeris, but is stopped by security.
Security: No hurting the Ancient, ma'am.
L: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.................
H: I think we better end this show now!
ZBG: Yeah! It's getting kinda violent!
H: I'm scared!
ZBG: Mommy!
H: Stay tuned next time!
ZBG: Yeah!
-Screen fades out, Lucretia beating Aeris' head against the wall. Vincent attacking Lucretia. H yawning. ZBG scratching her nose.-
H: I'm sorry.
ZBG: Damn.. never knew....
H: Me neither...
ZBG: Stay tuned for our next episode...
H: Yeah... it'll be funny...
ZBG: Heh, right... I believe ya.....sure....whatever you say, man.....
H: o.0
*This ficcie belongs to someone stupid. FF7 belongs to SS. H belongs to you and you belong to ZBG. ZBG belongs to Grant*