Chapter Five: Interviewing... ????
H: Hello!
ZBG: Welcome back!
H: Who are we interviewing today?
ZBG starts to laugh hysterically.
H: ???
ZBG laughs so hard she pees her pants.
H: o.0
ZBG blushes.
H: Well? Who is it?
ZBG: *Giggles* Well...erm...hehehehe....
H: OUT WITH IT!!! WHO ARE WE INTERVIEWING?!
ZBG: *Grin* We are interviewing.....ta-da... Quisty!
H: ??? What's so funny about that?
ZBG: Well, in my first ficcie, "The New Girl" I originally planned to have Quisty be the one to kidnap the headmaster, but, I decided on Rinoa 'cuz she's a slut, and would actually do something like that.
H: And?
ZBG: Quisty hates me... hehehe...
H: Ooooooooooohhhhhhh... I see... o.0
ZBG: Hello, Quisty.
H: Hiya Quisty.
Q: Hi Hikaru.........................
ZBG: HELLO!
Q: How are you, Hikaru?
H: I'm okay, how about you?
Q: Great.
ZBG: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H: That's good to hear. How's your marriage going with Squall?"
Q: Great, how's your relationship with...?
H: I'm not dating anyone...
Q: That's too bad, I know this great guy that you would like alot.
H: Really? Who? What's this name?
ZBG runs straight into a wall: CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?!
Q: His name is Greg, he's a student at Balamb Garden, quite cute, if you ask me.
H: Cool, I think I'd like to meet him sometime.
ZbG jumps up and down: HELLO!? AM I INVISIBLE OR WHAT?!
Q: Okay, we can make it a double date. You and Greg and me and Squall.
H: Kewl beans!
Q: :)
ZBG Cuts off an arm: Oh no! I'm dying! Someone help me!
Q: So, whatcha wanna talk about?
H: Umm............ How's life as an instructor?
Q: Great, I'm really getting the hang of this teaching thing!
H: Cool.
ZBG cuts off the other arm: OUCH! DAMNIT! HELP ME!
Q: Do you hear something?
H: It's just the wind.
Q: That's what I thought.
ZBG cuts off a leg: My leg! Oh my god! I have only one leg!
H: Whose your favourite Sailor Scout?
Q: Hmmmmmm........ I always like Sailor Mars.
H: o_0 Mine's Sailor Mercury!
Q: Mars, Fire, Ignite!
H: Mercury, Bubbles, Blast!
ZBG cuts off another leg: My leg! Oh my god! I have no legs! How can I walk now?!
H: You wanna go get a capachino?
Q: Shure.
H&Q walk off, talking a mile a minute.
ZBG: dying.....slowly........no blood........ack.........gasp.........hack............grrrrrr.........damn........you.........quisty........argh! -dies-
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ZBG: Thank you, I'm dead now.
H: Hehehehe. Stay tuned for next weeks episode!
ZBG: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR........... I don't like you very much!
H: ;)
* Blah blah blah, you know who you are *
H: Hello!
ZBG: Welcome back!
H: Who are we interviewing today?
ZBG starts to laugh hysterically.
H: ???
ZBG laughs so hard she pees her pants.
H: o.0
ZBG blushes.
H: Well? Who is it?
ZBG: *Giggles* Well...erm...hehehehe....
H: OUT WITH IT!!! WHO ARE WE INTERVIEWING?!
ZBG: *Grin* We are interviewing.....ta-da... Quisty!
H: ??? What's so funny about that?
ZBG: Well, in my first ficcie, "The New Girl" I originally planned to have Quisty be the one to kidnap the headmaster, but, I decided on Rinoa 'cuz she's a slut, and would actually do something like that.
H: And?
ZBG: Quisty hates me... hehehe...
H: Ooooooooooohhhhhhh... I see... o.0
ZBG: Hello, Quisty.
H: Hiya Quisty.
Q: Hi Hikaru.........................
ZBG: HELLO!
Q: How are you, Hikaru?
H: I'm okay, how about you?
Q: Great.
ZBG: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H: That's good to hear. How's your marriage going with Squall?"
Q: Great, how's your relationship with...?
H: I'm not dating anyone...
Q: That's too bad, I know this great guy that you would like alot.
H: Really? Who? What's this name?
ZBG runs straight into a wall: CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?!
Q: His name is Greg, he's a student at Balamb Garden, quite cute, if you ask me.
H: Cool, I think I'd like to meet him sometime.
ZbG jumps up and down: HELLO!? AM I INVISIBLE OR WHAT?!
Q: Okay, we can make it a double date. You and Greg and me and Squall.
H: Kewl beans!
Q: :)
ZBG Cuts off an arm: Oh no! I'm dying! Someone help me!
Q: So, whatcha wanna talk about?
H: Umm............ How's life as an instructor?
Q: Great, I'm really getting the hang of this teaching thing!
H: Cool.
ZBG cuts off the other arm: OUCH! DAMNIT! HELP ME!
Q: Do you hear something?
H: It's just the wind.
Q: That's what I thought.
ZBG cuts off a leg: My leg! Oh my god! I have only one leg!
H: Whose your favourite Sailor Scout?
Q: Hmmmmmm........ I always like Sailor Mars.
H: o_0 Mine's Sailor Mercury!
Q: Mars, Fire, Ignite!
H: Mercury, Bubbles, Blast!
ZBG cuts off another leg: My leg! Oh my god! I have no legs! How can I walk now?!
H: You wanna go get a capachino?
Q: Shure.
H&Q walk off, talking a mile a minute.
ZBG: dying.....slowly........no blood........ack.........gasp.........hack............grrrrrr.........damn........you.........quisty........argh! -dies-
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ZBG: Thank you, I'm dead now.
H: Hehehehe. Stay tuned for next weeks episode!
ZBG: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR........... I don't like you very much!
H: ;)
* Blah blah blah, you know who you are *