Chapter Three: Interviewing RedXII
ZBG: Well, we decided to do another show.
H: Yeah, sorry we haven't been airing lately.
ZBG: Been too bored.
H: Fan Fictioner's Block.
ZBG: Is there such a thing?
H: I don't think anyone actually cares enough to find out.
ZBG sighs: Oh well... Who are we interviewing today?
H: RedXII.
ZBG: Hello, kitty.
R: Hello, ZBG and H.
H: Can I call you pussy?
R blushes: No, you may not!
H: Here, pussy pussy pussy!
ZBG Laughs: Pervert!
H: o_0
R: What do you want to ask me?
ZBG: How does it feel being the only animal in FF7?
R: I'm not.. There was Cait Sith, and the chocobos.
H: I don't like chocobos...
ZBG: WARK!
H: And Cait SIth wasn't real, he was just Reeve in disguise.
R pouts.
ZBG: So, how's life in Cosmo Canyon?
R: Pretty good!
H: I heard you let Cid butt-fuck you.
R: ??????!
ZBG: Hehehe....
R: Where'd you hear a thing like that?!
H: You mean it isn't true.........?
R: OF COURSE NOT!
ZBG: That's not what Cid has to say! Cid! C'mon out!
R: How dare you tell them such lies?!
C: Oh, get off of it, pussy! You know you liked it!
H: Pussy...
ZBG: Hehehehehe....
R crying: How could you do this to me? I'm married, I have kittens!
ZBG: Do you have any pictures?
R: Yes -Brings the photos out-
ZBG: Aw, they're so cute!
H: Just adorable!
R: Yes, this one here is-
C: YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!
ZBG & H shocked.
R: WELL, YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME AS WELL, BUT I SAW YOU FUKKING THAT BITCH, SHERI!
C: I DID NOT!
ZBG: So... you did let him butt-fuck you?
R: Erm...............................
H: Hahahahahaha....
ZBG: Hehehehe. "Red and Ciddy, sitting in a tree, butt-fucking as fast as can be. First comes the vasoline, then comes the screaming, then comes a blowjob in a baby carriage!"
R: You.......
C: Erm........
H: Hehehehe, that was cute, ZBG!
ZBG: I know. ^_~
H: And, oh so true!
ZBG nods.
R: That's it! I'm leaving!
C: Me too!
R: Wanna come over to my house?! My families out for the week?!
C: Sure?! Can we rent that Barbara Streisand movie again?!
R: Of course?!
R and C leave.
H: ERm........
ZBG: Cid and Red... who knew?
H: Not me...
ZBG: Me neither.........
-Screen fades out to ZBG dancing nekkid to YMCA while H laughs hysterically, shoving money in ZBG's socks.-
ZBG: Ugh.
H: Ew.
ZBG: Bye.
H: Later.
* We don't have anything against homosexual relationships, we are avid gay rights supporters. This was only written in a sick sad attempt at humour.*
ZBG: Well, we decided to do another show.
H: Yeah, sorry we haven't been airing lately.
ZBG: Been too bored.
H: Fan Fictioner's Block.
ZBG: Is there such a thing?
H: I don't think anyone actually cares enough to find out.
ZBG sighs: Oh well... Who are we interviewing today?
H: RedXII.
ZBG: Hello, kitty.
R: Hello, ZBG and H.
H: Can I call you pussy?
R blushes: No, you may not!
H: Here, pussy pussy pussy!
ZBG Laughs: Pervert!
H: o_0
R: What do you want to ask me?
ZBG: How does it feel being the only animal in FF7?
R: I'm not.. There was Cait Sith, and the chocobos.
H: I don't like chocobos...
ZBG: WARK!
H: And Cait SIth wasn't real, he was just Reeve in disguise.
R pouts.
ZBG: So, how's life in Cosmo Canyon?
R: Pretty good!
H: I heard you let Cid butt-fuck you.
R: ??????!
ZBG: Hehehe....
R: Where'd you hear a thing like that?!
H: You mean it isn't true.........?
R: OF COURSE NOT!
ZBG: That's not what Cid has to say! Cid! C'mon out!
R: How dare you tell them such lies?!
C: Oh, get off of it, pussy! You know you liked it!
H: Pussy...
ZBG: Hehehehehe....
R crying: How could you do this to me? I'm married, I have kittens!
ZBG: Do you have any pictures?
R: Yes -Brings the photos out-
ZBG: Aw, they're so cute!
H: Just adorable!
R: Yes, this one here is-
C: YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!
ZBG & H shocked.
R: WELL, YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME AS WELL, BUT I SAW YOU FUKKING THAT BITCH, SHERI!
C: I DID NOT!
ZBG: So... you did let him butt-fuck you?
R: Erm...............................
H: Hahahahahaha....
ZBG: Hehehehe. "Red and Ciddy, sitting in a tree, butt-fucking as fast as can be. First comes the vasoline, then comes the screaming, then comes a blowjob in a baby carriage!"
R: You.......
C: Erm........
H: Hehehehe, that was cute, ZBG!
ZBG: I know. ^_~
H: And, oh so true!
ZBG nods.
R: That's it! I'm leaving!
C: Me too!
R: Wanna come over to my house?! My families out for the week?!
C: Sure?! Can we rent that Barbara Streisand movie again?!
R: Of course?!
R and C leave.
H: ERm........
ZBG: Cid and Red... who knew?
H: Not me...
ZBG: Me neither.........
-Screen fades out to ZBG dancing nekkid to YMCA while H laughs hysterically, shoving money in ZBG's socks.-
ZBG: Ugh.
H: Ew.
ZBG: Bye.
H: Later.
* We don't have anything against homosexual relationships, we are avid gay rights supporters. This was only written in a sick sad attempt at humour.*