Okay, first of all, Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowlin, and Evil=Stop and Spray is based on Epil-stop and spray.
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TV Woman: Have you felt evil lately? Think therapy is toom costly and time-consuming? And that Azkaban is not a good cure for evil? Well, here's Evil-Stop And Spray, the new cheap and easy way to get rid of all evil. Let's test it on this Dark Wizard... what's his name again?
Voldemort: LORD Voldemort.
TV Woman: Okay. Lord Voldemort.
*TV Woman sprays Evil-Stop And Spray on Voldemort's arm and wipes it off*
TV Woman: How do you feel now, Voldie?
Voldemort: I can't believe this! I feel like I want to volunteer for the animal shelter. I feel like I want to raise money for the environment. I feel...
TV Woman: Like a good person?
Voldemort: Yes! Exactly! I want to cry and share my feelings with the world!
TV Woman: See how good it works, peoples?
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TV Woman: Now that you've seen the incredible Evil-Stop And Spray work on the most evil wizard, let's see if Rita Skeeter wants to try it.
Rita: Oooh, what's that? A new perfume? Spray it on me, lady!
*TV Woman sprays Evil-Stop And Spray on Rita's arm and wipes it off*
TV Woman: How does it feel?
Rita: Hmm... *GOOD!*
TV Woman: Are you going to insult me in your Daily Prophet column?
Rita: NO! I believe that would be BAD! I want to tell the world that faults are OK, and that I didn't mean all the bad stuff I wrote.
TV Woman: Wow! What a transformation!
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TV Woman: Isn't it wonderful?
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TV Man (in a quick, perky voice): Order Evil-Stop And Spray NOW, and you'll receive a lifetime's supply of Evil-Stop And Spray, Evil-Stop And Roll On, and a travel- size Evil-Stop And Spray! PLUS, you'll receive a FREE white wizard/witch robe, yes, absolutely FREE! An 80 Gaellon value. AND if you are unhappy with the results of Evil-Stop And Spray, send it back, and we'll give you your money back guarantee!
*TV Man coughs and mutters "NOT" under his breath*
TV Man: Send us an owl NOW with 29 Gaellons, 90 Sickles, and 5 Knuts to get your Evil-Stop And Spray kit!
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Okay, really, how was it? Please review. ~Abia Marie
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TV Woman: Have you felt evil lately? Think therapy is toom costly and time-consuming? And that Azkaban is not a good cure for evil? Well, here's Evil-Stop And Spray, the new cheap and easy way to get rid of all evil. Let's test it on this Dark Wizard... what's his name again?
Voldemort: LORD Voldemort.
TV Woman: Okay. Lord Voldemort.
*TV Woman sprays Evil-Stop And Spray on Voldemort's arm and wipes it off*
TV Woman: How do you feel now, Voldie?
Voldemort: I can't believe this! I feel like I want to volunteer for the animal shelter. I feel like I want to raise money for the environment. I feel...
TV Woman: Like a good person?
Voldemort: Yes! Exactly! I want to cry and share my feelings with the world!
TV Woman: See how good it works, peoples?
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TV Woman: Now that you've seen the incredible Evil-Stop And Spray work on the most evil wizard, let's see if Rita Skeeter wants to try it.
Rita: Oooh, what's that? A new perfume? Spray it on me, lady!
*TV Woman sprays Evil-Stop And Spray on Rita's arm and wipes it off*
TV Woman: How does it feel?
Rita: Hmm... *GOOD!*
TV Woman: Are you going to insult me in your Daily Prophet column?
Rita: NO! I believe that would be BAD! I want to tell the world that faults are OK, and that I didn't mean all the bad stuff I wrote.
TV Woman: Wow! What a transformation!
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TV Woman: Isn't it wonderful?
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TV Man (in a quick, perky voice): Order Evil-Stop And Spray NOW, and you'll receive a lifetime's supply of Evil-Stop And Spray, Evil-Stop And Roll On, and a travel- size Evil-Stop And Spray! PLUS, you'll receive a FREE white wizard/witch robe, yes, absolutely FREE! An 80 Gaellon value. AND if you are unhappy with the results of Evil-Stop And Spray, send it back, and we'll give you your money back guarantee!
*TV Man coughs and mutters "NOT" under his breath*
TV Man: Send us an owl NOW with 29 Gaellons, 90 Sickles, and 5 Knuts to get your Evil-Stop And Spray kit!
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Okay, really, how was it? Please review. ~Abia Marie