A Harry Potter madlib

by ex-LongLongHair

This is what is known as a madlib. You fill in the blanks and come up with an (almost) original HP fanfic! Please come and try. All are relatively funny. You don't need much, just a mouse and your clicking finger! Even if you have no idea what I'm going o

5. Whoa, what the hell happened here?

A/N: Hello everyone! Well, after coming back from a hike for my bronze D of E, I decided that a little bit of fanfic writing would be in order. So here I am, not back from Marshmead yet, supposed to be doing homework but not because I just can't be bothered. So, down to the fanfic...

Just another Harry Potter madlib-
complete with free examples!

One ... stupid fine dreadful beautiful boring , ... sunny stormy windy foggy rainy afternoon, ... Hermione Parvati Lavender Fleur Professor McGonagall decided to ... do her washing eat a pineapple read a book take a long, long walk give Crookshanks a bath . There was a slight problem with that, the problem being ... Harry Ron Professor Snape Hagrid John Howard had ... broken painted fixed assimilated modified the ... Milo tin computer jam tarts table bath tub . You may not see a connection between those two things, but because ... Voldemort Draco Professor Snape Barbara Streisand Noddy had ... sung about talked about found sat on threw some ... potatoes Dilmah tea Prozac egg nog cinnamon sugar , she wasn't able to ... find see collect use make the ... chocolate canned beans bananas detergent green tea .

A/N: Whoa. Okay. That doesn't make any sense at all, so I'll start again sensibly. Or perhaps not so sensibly. We apologise for the inconvenience. All right. Due to massive problems, this will be very interesting...first, you need 2 characters. Anyone from a Harry Potter book will do. In this next bit, they'll be called (1) and (2).

(1) dropped (his/her) object... books wand robes bag stuff on the thing... floor chair bathtub barbeque table and sighed. "Oh (2) , how can I go on like this?" (he/she) asked.

"I don't know. Come here." (2) said, with (his/her) arms open. (1) walked over to (him/her), and gave (him/her) a hug. "Now tell me all your problems." (2) said gently.

(1) leant into (2)'s chest. (He/She) savoured the warmth of (2), and started talking. "I don't really know. I think it started with person... Harry Ron Draco Fleur Professor Snape giving me a hard time about ... the potions test my boxer shorts studying for the NEWTs my friend in the cupboard the broom cupboard . And then there was the time when ... my hairbrush the clock your broomstick the thing in Harry's drawer Professor McGonagall's underwear started ... to fly around to attack to suffocate to poke to shave ... Harry's Draco's Hagrid's Madam Pomfrey's Professor Sinistra's ... head ahem, you know... leg neck hand of its own accord. After that things just went downhill." (1) burst into tears. "It's just too much!" she sobbed. "I can't handle it anymore!"

"It's okay, (1)." (2) soothed (him/her), rubbing (his/her) back. "We'll work it out together. Now let's get you to bed. You look all worn out."

(1) and (2) slowly walked up the stairs together. (1) turned and looked into (2)'s colour... emerald green pink blue red chocolate brown body part... eyes nose leg foot lips . "Oh (2)" (he/she) breathed. "I've always-"

"(1's last name)! (2's last name)! What are you two doing here?" ... Professor McGonagall Professor Snape Dumbledore Hagrid the Ravenclaw prefect yelled. "You should be in your common room! Go there now!"

"But...we are." (2) replied. "See? It says it right here." (he/she) pointed at the sign, which clearly said in bright orange lettering 'Common Room'.

"Oh." ... Professor McGonagall Professor Snape Dumbledore Hagrid the Ravenclaw prefect said. "My mistake. Quite sorry to disturb you two. Carry on." ... Professor McGonagall Professor Snape Dumbledore Hagrid the Ravenclaw prefect walked away.

"Now what was that you were trying to say to me?" (2) gazed fondly at (1).

"Umm..." (1) flushed. "Nothing...just that... ... I love you you have a bad case of halitosis you really need deoderant your hand seems to be falling off you've got something hanging out of your left nostril !" (1)'s hands flew to (his/her) mouth. "Oops. Forget I said anything!" and (he/she) rushed off.

A/N: Okay. If anybody has any idea what I was going on about, please tell me by typing it into the little box below and clicking the 'review' button. I'd really like to know. Thanks!

ex-LongLongHair