The Heads I Smashed
A/n: Okay! This is out to all the lovely people asking for a sequel to The Tears I've Cried! As for the title, ::shrugs:: I'm in a humorous mood, so this fic isn't going to be as sad as the other one. But be warned, I'm not to great with humor. Yes it is T/P! My brain is working on publishing a goten/??? fic. I have no idea who to pair him up with. I need to know, so either drop me a line at
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We've been engaged for two months, and Obaachan and my soon to be mother-in-law are wildly making preparations. Me? I'm about to kill 'em all. With my wedding only 4 weeks away, I'm as scared as hell, and my nerves need absolutely zero more tension. Trunks doesn't seem nervous at all. But I've heard many a tale about how guys got cold feet at the alter. I've also heard the same for females.
Watching "Runaway Bride" last night didn't help either.
I stand up and lift my hands above my head, stretching. I feel strong arms encircle my waist. I smirk to myself and lean my head back on his chest. I still can't believe that he's mine. Our relationship is a lot like we were before, except for the extra goodies like kissing and hugging and all the other stuff that makes people want to hit you when you perform it in public.
In fact, Trunks and I find it extremely funny to start making out in the gravity room when we know Veggie-Tou-Chan is watching. Like my name for my father-in-law to be? He doesn't seem to mind me calling him that, because he only sneers. But I know he loves me.
"Trunks-Chan?"
I hear him breathe in my scent.
"Yes, Panny?"
"You won't get cold feet will you?"
He laughs.
"Panny, I'm nervous, I can assure you that, but there are two things that will keep me planted by your side, the whole time."
I smile as he continues.
"One, I love you more than life."
He turns me around to face him and cups my face in his hands.
"Two, I know that I'll be spending some 'quality' time with you that night. What more could a guy want?"
I laugh and smack him upside his head.
"Leave it to you to be perverted, Trunks-Chan."
He laughs then pulls my face back into his hands.
"Loving you is enough to keep me at the alter. I don't need anything else."
Then he kisses me. Quite nicely I might add.
He pulls away, much to my protest, but I soon find out why.
It seems we have an audience, consisting of my whole family, Trunks' whole family, and a few of the Z gang. Master Roshi was there also. Having the time of his life, I assume. I guess that would explain his bleeding nose. Were we getting that into it?
The blush on my father's face confirms that we were. I sheepishly rub the back of my head.
"Um…heh heh."
Everyone begins to follow my same laughter.
Goten and Ubuu were laughing at me. Needless to say they were in for it.
They both looked up, tears in their eyes from laughter, but they saw it.
That familiar gleam that meant 'Now you've done it, prepare to be ass-kicked."
They realized it a bit too late, for as soon as they exchanged horrific glances among themselves, I had pounced upon them both.
Now, Otousan and Veggie-Tou-Chan are laughing at them saying, "You're getting beat up my a GIRL!"
I gave them both an icy glare and they knew they were in for it also.
I basically beat everyone up till there was no one left. I even took a stab at slap boxing with my mom. That was extremely fun, and we both didn't put much strength in it so it didn't cause pain.
As for the guys, including my cuddly Trunksie-Chan, they were sprawled out on the floor.
"Give up guys?"
A lone shout escalated from the floor and I knew that after I was through with him, the guys would beat him up.
"NEVER!" Trunks yelled.
And oh, the heads I smashed.
A/N: LoL. A little different from my darker style. It was an incredible fun thing to write. I especially like the part with the slap-boxing Videl. That was funny. Well, this story isn't through. And yes I know its crappy, but I had to try to take a stab at humor. Well, gotta go peeps! As usual I like the support! Oh yeah Goten and ???. Answer my question! And no, I don't want Paris! Even though they make a cute couple in GT. She didn't know what ice cream was! I saw that episode today and I was thrilled! Well, I must be going, I might get out another chapter today, I no know. Ja! --Lonna