Heero Wants Coffee
Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Gundam Wing. In fact, I'm a kid, I own nothing. Well maybe my Playstation 2 and other cool game systems, but thats not the point. Wouldn't it be cool if I did own Gundam though? I could have my own Epyon and all that!
Anyway, another note. I am under the influence of a bowl of Fudge-Chocolate Ice Cream and a can of Mountain Dew right now. Plus this is all improv, right off the top of my head. So unless you want to read the improvised ravings of a Caffine addict, leave now. If not, enjoy the show! *Note* This is my first fic and I cannot garantee reader satisfaction. Thanks.
The story starts out with Heero, as usual, working at his computer and then Duo bursts in.
Duo: Hey Heero! What's up? Working as usual.
Heero: I'm trying to find the fastest route to the coffee shop. Traffic's horrible thees-a-days.
Duo: You feelin' alright man? This isn't alot like you.
Heero: I know. But ever since that onna Relena declared "total pacifism," I havent had anyting to do. No cool fighting or blowing up buildings or stuff, it's a real downer.
Duo: O...kay...
Quatre walks in sipping a cup of Double Mocha Triple Late Java
Quatre: Have you guys seen that trafic out there? I hade to wait 30 minutes just to get to the cofee shop, but hey, it was worth it.
Heero: Did you get me any?
Quatre: No... should I have?
Heero: *While standing up quickly* Omeo Korosu! *Pulls out gun and points it as Quatre's head* Why didn't you get me any!
Quatre: Well... there was a one drink limit... and...
Wu Fei walks in holding a Starbucks cup
Heero: *Points gun at Wu Fei* WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!
Wu Fei: At the new Starbucks around the corner. There's like 5 of them there... They re-named the whole area the Starbucks district...
Heero: *Un-cocks gun* Okay... I'll deal with you later Quatre.
So Heero Leaves and heads down the street to the Starbucks District, but sees a huge line outside of all five
Heero: What happened! Why are all of these people here!?
Heero runs up to the front door of the nearest one
Coffee Thirsty Strangers: Hey kid! Back of the line! We didn't camp here overnight to have a punk like you cut infront of us! We camped here overnight to get bad tasting coffee at ultra high prices! Go to Mc. Donalds to get some ya Delinquent!
Heero, slightly angered at what the rude coffee drinkers were saying, walked reluctanly to the deserted Mc. Donalds.
????: AHHHHH!!! HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!
Heero: What the...?
Trowa runs up to the front counter with coffe spilled all down the front of him
Trowa: IT BURNS! *Rolls around on the floor screaming for water*
Pizza Faced Cashier Teen: That'll be a buck fifty man.
Trowa: AHH! *pulls a buck fifty out of his pocket and throws it at the cashier*
Pizza Faced Cashier Teen: Dude! I made my quota!
The Pizza Faced Cashier kid Throws a bottle of Lukewarm water at Trowa but it misses and splashes all over the place
Trowa: ANOTHER QUICK! IM GETTING BOILED ALIVE!
Pizza Faced Cashier Teen: I can't give theese away man, buck fifty.
Heero, sensing that Trowa was in danger, punches out the Teen and takes a bunch of cold water from their secret stock and cools trowa down.
Trowa: OOOOH that feels good. Im gonna sue you guys!
Pizza Faced Cashier Teen: Like thats never happened before!
End of chapter. WHat will happen next. What will Heero do to Quatre when he gets back? Will Trowa win his law suit? Will Heero actally get a hot cup of Joe? Stay tuned for the answers!
Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Gundam Wing. In fact, I'm a kid, I own nothing. Well maybe my Playstation 2 and other cool game systems, but thats not the point. Wouldn't it be cool if I did own Gundam though? I could have my own Epyon and all that!
Anyway, another note. I am under the influence of a bowl of Fudge-Chocolate Ice Cream and a can of Mountain Dew right now. Plus this is all improv, right off the top of my head. So unless you want to read the improvised ravings of a Caffine addict, leave now. If not, enjoy the show! *Note* This is my first fic and I cannot garantee reader satisfaction. Thanks.
The story starts out with Heero, as usual, working at his computer and then Duo bursts in.
Duo: Hey Heero! What's up? Working as usual.
Heero: I'm trying to find the fastest route to the coffee shop. Traffic's horrible thees-a-days.
Duo: You feelin' alright man? This isn't alot like you.
Heero: I know. But ever since that onna Relena declared "total pacifism," I havent had anyting to do. No cool fighting or blowing up buildings or stuff, it's a real downer.
Duo: O...kay...
Quatre walks in sipping a cup of Double Mocha Triple Late Java
Quatre: Have you guys seen that trafic out there? I hade to wait 30 minutes just to get to the cofee shop, but hey, it was worth it.
Heero: Did you get me any?
Quatre: No... should I have?
Heero: *While standing up quickly* Omeo Korosu! *Pulls out gun and points it as Quatre's head* Why didn't you get me any!
Quatre: Well... there was a one drink limit... and...
Wu Fei walks in holding a Starbucks cup
Heero: *Points gun at Wu Fei* WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!
Wu Fei: At the new Starbucks around the corner. There's like 5 of them there... They re-named the whole area the Starbucks district...
Heero: *Un-cocks gun* Okay... I'll deal with you later Quatre.
So Heero Leaves and heads down the street to the Starbucks District, but sees a huge line outside of all five
Heero: What happened! Why are all of these people here!?
Heero runs up to the front door of the nearest one
Coffee Thirsty Strangers: Hey kid! Back of the line! We didn't camp here overnight to have a punk like you cut infront of us! We camped here overnight to get bad tasting coffee at ultra high prices! Go to Mc. Donalds to get some ya Delinquent!
Heero, slightly angered at what the rude coffee drinkers were saying, walked reluctanly to the deserted Mc. Donalds.
????: AHHHHH!!! HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!
Heero: What the...?
Trowa runs up to the front counter with coffe spilled all down the front of him
Trowa: IT BURNS! *Rolls around on the floor screaming for water*
Pizza Faced Cashier Teen: That'll be a buck fifty man.
Trowa: AHH! *pulls a buck fifty out of his pocket and throws it at the cashier*
Pizza Faced Cashier Teen: Dude! I made my quota!
The Pizza Faced Cashier kid Throws a bottle of Lukewarm water at Trowa but it misses and splashes all over the place
Trowa: ANOTHER QUICK! IM GETTING BOILED ALIVE!
Pizza Faced Cashier Teen: I can't give theese away man, buck fifty.
Heero, sensing that Trowa was in danger, punches out the Teen and takes a bunch of cold water from their secret stock and cools trowa down.
Trowa: OOOOH that feels good. Im gonna sue you guys!
Pizza Faced Cashier Teen: Like thats never happened before!
End of chapter. WHat will happen next. What will Heero do to Quatre when he gets back? Will Trowa win his law suit? Will Heero actally get a hot cup of Joe? Stay tuned for the answers!