Diaries Revealed
By: Trunks Lover TL
Dairy 1: Trunks' Red Book
A/N: In this fic Goten has a crush on trunks but Trunks just doesn't notice it. You are warned! So don't go flaming me about that…Because I will just laugh in your face at your stupidity…when flaming think up something creative! for gushness sake!
~ January 1
A diary hu? That's what mother says I need. She says I need to get it out of my system and that I have been a pain in the butt. So she buys this little red booklet and writes in big bold letter on the front DIARY…This is not my diary… It's my little red writing…Journal. Yes this is a journal!
~ January 2
Journal thing,
Weird! Who would have thought I would be writing stuff? What happens if someone (namely father or mother) finds this? Will they actually read it? What would father think? Would he think I'm an idiot for writing stuff? I hope not! Today I played hooky from work. All of those girls with big head and big crushes give me a headache. To get away from them, even if it's just an hour, is a big relief. What else…um…dinner was bad MOM CAN'T COOK! Yes if you read this mother, I mean it! You really can't! Well I think mother is going to order pizza tomorrow so I will not suffer.
~ January 3
Hello Journal,
Today the girls at work left me alone! They will be back by tomorrow because the only reason they were gone is because there is a new male secretary. The girls just went to 'welcome' him, most likely by smothering him with girlie questions. I found out that mom was not cooking pizza so I invited myself to Goten's house. Chichi is a really great cook.
~ January 4
Dear Journal,
The girls came back today and the ringleader, Shannon, asked me out. I don't like her but she said she would pay. Who can turn down a free pizza and movie? I said yes. I will only go on one date.
~ January 5
Dear Journal,
Today I was supposed to go out on a date with that fan girl, Shannon, but when I went to get us a snack she disappeared. It turns out Pan had scarred her off. She told me if a girl was scared of her than that girl wasn't worthy of me. What does that mean? Oh well I had to suffer moms bad cooking again. Maybe I will sign her up for a cooking class. YES I'm a genius!
~ January 6
Hey Journal,
Pan was acting odd today. She blew up on be just because I called her a 'cute little girl'. That's no reason to get all mad! I think she's going through PMS. I really feel bad for her if that is the case because when I learned about PMS in 8th grade, the teacher made it sound like hell. Poor Pan-chan
~ January 7
Yay Journal,
Pan seems to be getting over her PMS. Well at least she's not ranting and raving and bitching me out about everything. Today I was sparing with Goten and he smacked me flat on my face. The funny thing is when he landed on my chest, in a straddle position, he got all embarrassed and blushed like mad. Then he assured me that he wasn't gay and the he liked my sister. I didn't even ask if he was gay. He really is weird sometimes.
~ January 8
Dear Journal,
I feel really bad. I think mom has been going through you because she asked my if I liked her cooking. Of corse I said yes so that I would not hurt her feelings. But then she said I don't have to lie. She wouldn't let me eat the food she cooked. Then she broke into tears and sent me to my room. Jeez she really looked hurt.
~ January 9
Dear Journal,
I will hide you from now on so no one will read you. Mom has taken drastic measures! She signed up for a month long cooking class. That's not the worst of it, the classes are 8 hours long. I feel terrible. Also Pan had gone back to ranting and raving. Darn that PMS!
~ January 12
Dear Journal,
I am sorry I neglected you so much. Mom didn't want to go alone to her first two classes because she thought they would laugh. Well mother had got a few recipes memorized. She is cooking great! Mom is so proud of herself, but father is just as mean as usual. He says he doest care if she took classes and that her cooking is probably worse. He also said he would never let her poison her with such terrible food (Which is weird because he always eats the food she makes) Mother is usually strong against his insults but today she broke down and cried. Poor mother.
~ January 13
Dear Journal,
Pan is still acting up. I don't think its PMS anymore. Now I just think she's trying to get some attention. Maybe she thinks I'm ignoring her because I spend so much time with Goten. I will try to hang out with her tomorrow. It has to work! Oh and also I think mom has made up with father. Especially since I was the two of them having a make out session in the back yard this morning!
~ January 14
Dear Journal,
Today I waited till Pan was at the peak of her bitching when I finally spent time with her. We went to the beach, just the two of us, and she seemed to have fun. At the beach we saw Goten. I told him I had to cancel on watching the football game tomorrow with him because I was taking Pan to the movies. Goten looked really hurt. I didn't think he would react like that. He asked if he could come but I told him I promised pan it would be just me and her. You know, some good quality friend stuff. He blushed and asked if next time he could come. I told him he could.
~ January 15
Dear Journal,
Pan and I had a great time at the movies! Even tho she didn't leave me any popcorn (I ate all the milk duds haha) we didn't argue about anything. She lost her angry self and was totally hugging on to me. By the time I dropped her off at home, it was 10:00 and the football game was long over. But I decided to go to Goten's house to say hi. I really mean all he said was 'hi'. Then he slammed the door in my face. So what's this about? Male PMS? Haha just kidding!
So should I keep going? Well I thought it was funny…If you like it please review If you don't, your welcome to flame…Well like whatever…. ^_^ You got flames for me? Well…'BRIGN IT ON' (in an episode of fushigi yuugi I saw this fat dude say bring it on and he sounded sooo retarded it was funny)