Mullet Afro
By Agent Dalton
http://www.geocities.com/kamikaze553/b0x.html
Summary: Mouse pads. Ice Cream. Bon Jovi. Evil toasters. Mwahahahaa...
Rated: PG
Disclaimer: w00t.
Authors Note: dude.
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One fine day Walter Skinner was walking down his street and he saw a fish. Its name was Walter also.
Just then the Postal Ho came down the street in her dirty white mail jeep. Walter and Walter were frightened so they ran to the skatepark.
When they got to the skatepark they saw Mulder and Scully. Scully was Skateboarding since she is cool, and Mulder was scootering cause hes a pansy and he is very uncool.
Mulder went over to the halfpipe and a bunch of guys beat him up really bad cause they hated him. They told him season 3 hair was damn funny, and he likes men.
Then Scully kickflipped the fly box.
Walter took a boy's bike and accidentally ran over the other Walter. He was sad, but then he got happy again and started singing.
"I'm a cowboy", he sang, "on a steel horse I ride, and I'm wanted-"
Mulder added another "wanted" in a high falsetto.
"-dead or alive.", Skinner finished.
Everyone at the skatepark clapped cause it was an awesome performance.
Then the evil toasters from the planet zoog ate everyone's hair.
Scully then got up on the top of the pyramid and screamed "Mudshovel" four times before she collapsed.
Walter, Walter, and Mulder didn't know what to do so they went to Dairy Queen.
Walter ordered plain vanilla, Mulder ordered twist, and Walter ordered vanilla too.
Then the Oscar Meyer car came over and passed out free buttons. Walter stabbed Walter in the eye with his.
Walter was very upset so he puched Walter in the nose. Then Mulder had a seizure.
After all this they decided to go back to the skatepark to see how Scully was doing. While they were walking the evil Penguins appeared and tried to make them put grass in their pants.
Mulder slapped them with a naked guitar and they went away. The trio kept walking after that.
When they got back to the skatepark they found the ground littered with mousepads. They picked them up and had a bonfire. They roasted marshmallows and everything.
After their mouse pad roast they went hunting for big game in the forests of Africa. They caught 7 geese and 6 loons.
Well, they still had to see if Scully was okay. They looked and looked. They finally found her in the music store across the street. She wanted to buy a violin bow.
When Scully bought her violin bow she hit Mulder in the head with it several times.
"Mudshovel", she said as she poked him with the bow, "Mudshovel!"
She poked him again, "Mudshovel."
And again, "Mudshovel"
"Mudshovel, Mudshovel, MUDSHOVEL!!!!"
But then the good fairy came down and said, "Little Scully foo foo I dont wanna see you scooping up the pansys and boppin them on the head"
Then Scully shot the good fairy with a revolver 6 times.
The end.
Fill out that box, would ya?
By Agent Dalton
http://www.geocities.com/kamikaze553/b0x.html
Summary: Mouse pads. Ice Cream. Bon Jovi. Evil toasters. Mwahahahaa...
Rated: PG
Disclaimer: w00t.
Authors Note: dude.
Feedback: I love you?
=====================
One fine day Walter Skinner was walking down his street and he saw a fish. Its name was Walter also.
Just then the Postal Ho came down the street in her dirty white mail jeep. Walter and Walter were frightened so they ran to the skatepark.
When they got to the skatepark they saw Mulder and Scully. Scully was Skateboarding since she is cool, and Mulder was scootering cause hes a pansy and he is very uncool.
Mulder went over to the halfpipe and a bunch of guys beat him up really bad cause they hated him. They told him season 3 hair was damn funny, and he likes men.
Then Scully kickflipped the fly box.
Walter took a boy's bike and accidentally ran over the other Walter. He was sad, but then he got happy again and started singing.
"I'm a cowboy", he sang, "on a steel horse I ride, and I'm wanted-"
Mulder added another "wanted" in a high falsetto.
"-dead or alive.", Skinner finished.
Everyone at the skatepark clapped cause it was an awesome performance.
Then the evil toasters from the planet zoog ate everyone's hair.
Scully then got up on the top of the pyramid and screamed "Mudshovel" four times before she collapsed.
Walter, Walter, and Mulder didn't know what to do so they went to Dairy Queen.
Walter ordered plain vanilla, Mulder ordered twist, and Walter ordered vanilla too.
Then the Oscar Meyer car came over and passed out free buttons. Walter stabbed Walter in the eye with his.
Walter was very upset so he puched Walter in the nose. Then Mulder had a seizure.
After all this they decided to go back to the skatepark to see how Scully was doing. While they were walking the evil Penguins appeared and tried to make them put grass in their pants.
Mulder slapped them with a naked guitar and they went away. The trio kept walking after that.
When they got back to the skatepark they found the ground littered with mousepads. They picked them up and had a bonfire. They roasted marshmallows and everything.
After their mouse pad roast they went hunting for big game in the forests of Africa. They caught 7 geese and 6 loons.
Well, they still had to see if Scully was okay. They looked and looked. They finally found her in the music store across the street. She wanted to buy a violin bow.
When Scully bought her violin bow she hit Mulder in the head with it several times.
"Mudshovel", she said as she poked him with the bow, "Mudshovel!"
She poked him again, "Mudshovel."
And again, "Mudshovel"
"Mudshovel, Mudshovel, MUDSHOVEL!!!!"
But then the good fairy came down and said, "Little Scully foo foo I dont wanna see you scooping up the pansys and boppin them on the head"
Then Scully shot the good fairy with a revolver 6 times.
The end.
Fill out that box, would ya?