A/N : You wanted it, you got it. People thought that the guys deserved something equally bad. ::evil grin :: The song belongs to...you'll see at the end. :-D PS Sorry to anyone who likes the group; they're decent but think of Logan, scott, and Bobby's version of it!

Title: Revenge
Author: Jess
Kind of Fic: Song(kinda...i couldn't find lyrics, don't sue.)/Comedy/Short
Anything else? : Yeah I was high on good reviews from my story when I wrote this lol...The title comes from what my mom used to say to me when i used to be mean to my sis and then she was mean to me and i got wimpy...hey! I was 7! lol please R&R (it's Rogue's pov, btw)

Revenge
An original short by Jess

They were sitting in the living room, watching baseball. Or Football. Or some other manly sport that makes them feel real big inside. They had NO idea what was about to happen. And I had to literally bite my tongue to not crack up right there. Yeah, the "Bootylicious" thing happened months ago, but we planned this. The "Let them forget about it and then smack them across the face with something equally wrong". But then we came across the problem...Hanson or BBMak? After a week of debating, we finally came across the answer. BBMak. Hanson would be funny, but there was instruments involved. And personally, I want to see them sing "Back Here". We walked up and I sat on Bobby's lap.
"Whatcha watchin'?"
"Baseball."
"Who's playing?"
"Mets and the Yankees."
"Who's winning?"
"Yankees."
"Well that figures. What inning is it?"
"6."
"Ok we don't have to watch this then." I turned it off and Jean and 'Ro all flashed me approving smiles. The guys, however, shot me death glances. Then 'Ro took over.
"Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to..." She stopped, giggling. Jean finished.
"Let's just say it's bad."
"And if we don't accept?" Scott asked the question all three guys wanted to know. We all smirked and I leaned in.
"Lets just say your wallet will have 6 times the hole it had in it when we performed Bootylicious." The three groaned. Logan leaned in.
"What do we have to do?"
"Well, have you ever heard of a group named BBMak?" I'd write their responses, but most were curses. So, Let me give you the shortened version, as Logan is threatening to drop me back off in Canada in a hole in the middle of nowhere. Logan...can't sing, or dance. It was so corny. Bobby did decent, and so did Scott. Until they walked off in the middle of the song. And now theres a BIG claw next to me...Bye!


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