This is a fic I wrote for my friend's site. Then I stuck it on my site. It's a Sailor Moon-Gundam Wing crossover

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Chibi Chibi's Coming To Town

by Yuki-Chan ^..^

Rating: PG for language
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I don't own any of these animes so please don't sue me, peoples!

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One bright and sunny day, the Gundam Boys, and yes you guess it, their **cough**retarded and demented**cough** "friend" Relena Bitc-- I mean Peacecraft.

Relena: Heero, do you love me?

Heero: NO!!!

Relena: Heero, will you go out with me?

Heero: NO!!!

Relena: Heero, will you marry me?

Heero: YES!!!! Er... I mean, NO!!!

Relena: **eyes sparkle** Heero...

Heero: **eyes sparkle** Relena...

Trowa: **sweatdrops** Will someone PLEASE drop them off a cliff!!!!

Wufei: Ok! **drops heero and relena off a cliff**

(A.N.: Ok.... this is pure insanity!!!!)

Anyways, Back to the story... Heero and Relena were sitting next to eachother on the couch (and Relena was being quiet for once) when the doorbell rang...

Duo: I'll get it! **opens door**

Usagi: **jumps in** WAZZUP!

Duo: WAZZUP?

Usagi: WAZZUP?

Duo: Umm... nothing. Hey, aren't you that person I met at the Cafe?

Usagi: Yea! But I was wondering... I have a dat-- I mean, unfornetly, my friend Ami died and I have to pay my respects, **sniff** And can you watch my little friend, Chibi Chibi, please?

Ami: **pops up** I'm not dead! That's physically impposible because I'm standing right her--

Usagi: **hits her with a mallet** SHUT UP BAKA

Duo: **sweatdrops** Umm... okay...

Usagi: **happy** Great! **pushes Chibi Chibi in the house**

Chibi Chibi: **looks up at duo** Chibi? **crys** Chibi chibi chib-chib-chibi??!!! **translation: Where the hell is Usagi you ugly bastard??!!!**

Quatre: Awwww... look she's scared of you ugly face Du-- OWW!!

Chibi Chibi: **bites Quatre's fingers and then runs around the house, destroying everything in her path** CHIBI CHIBI CHIBI!!!!!!!!!!

Quatre: **gritting teeth in pain** It's on-only a phase...

Heero: Sure... **watchs Chibi Chibi's rein-o-terror**


Five hours and roughly $5,000 in damage latter....

Duo: **after I give uping chasing Chibi Chibi** I... Give... Up....

Trowa: Me... Too...

Wufei: **laying on ground with swirly eyes**

Quatre: **panting** Ovey...

Heero: **straggering around** Omou.. o.. kor-korsou... **falls over**

Relena: **comes out of room** NANI?!!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE??!!

Gundam Guys: **All point to an innocent looking Chibi Chibi**

Relena: Oh, I see. All this needs is a women's touch. **talks to the little girl** Chibi Chibi, wanna go play dollies?

Chibi Chibi: CHIBI!!! **Translation: OKAY!!!!**

Heero: Wud'd she say?

Relena: okay **takes Chibi Chibi's hand and walks away**

Gundam Boys: **fall over with sweatdrops**

And So... our beloved Gundam Boys' story comes to an end, and they all live (not so) happily ever after.

The End!

**shuts book**

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I don't care if it's insane, I still like it! Flame me if you want, but I still like it!