-beep,beep,beep-
"What the hell is that noise?" Karmen asked herself. She looked at the flashing computer and noticed she forgot to refule at planet Nameck. "Damn!"she said "It looks like i'm in for a crash landing, hope the inhabitants are friendly." The pod sudenly started falling and unluckily for her on to the saijin planet. The pod crashed down into the woods near the place Kienmez was.
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*BANG* *BOOM*
"Huh?! What was that!" Kienmez asked herself "I think I'll go check it out" (5 min. later) "What the...KUSO! a person!...I guess i better go help it!" She thought urgently. *CREEEEK* Kienmez opened the still sealed space pod like a tin can. "Huh? What is it?" *poke, poke* "uhh...WAKE UP THING!!!"
"huh, what the heck?! Shesh you didn't have to yell."
"who the hell are you and where is your tail?"
"I'm sitting on it"
"oh, OK."
"Where am I?" "What you don't know? your on the saijin planet ruled by King Vegeta and his son" She sighed to herself. "So where the hell are you from?"
"Frankly I don't know"
"Well I guess thats ok as long as your not an ally" She smiled.
"Why, would happen if I was?"
"I would unfortunatly have to kill you and that would be to bad because you seem nice enough."
"Ummmmm.......you said something about a prince right?"
*sigh* "Yes..oh look there he is!!!"
Prince Vegeta had just reapeared on his balcony in a rather pissed mook after being so rudly woken up from his drunken nap.
"God he's hot!" Karmen drooled.
"At least you have good taste" giggled Kienmez
"Best on my planet!"
They laughed loudly attracting the princes attention. "What the hell.... Kuso! are those girls laughing at me! I'll have them killed if they are!"
And with that a newly sobered up Prince flew over to Karmen and Kienmez who didn't notice a bloody thing.
"AAAAHEM!" spat Prince Vegeta
"huh!?" snapped Kienmez at being addressed so rudly "OH!" squeeled Kienmez as she dropped on one knee in a bow, and kicked her new friend Karmen roughly in the shin motioning for her to do the same.
Afraid to be killed by the prince for not showing proper respect, Karmen climed out of her pod and bowed as well as being sure to hide her tails.
"Oh I'm so sorry my dear!"
The prince cocked his eyebrow at Kienmez and she blushed crimson at her mistake
"OPPS...I mean...uhh..uhh..Oh I don't know what I mean!!"
Karmen giggled under her breath while Kienmez blushed and stared, embarassed at the ground.
"Uh...What were you laughing at you two" said Prince Vegeta trying miserably to regain his composure, "um wll we were just laughing at how stupid I was to not have refuled at planet Namek!"
"where did you come from?" questioned the prince.
. "uhhhhh..."
"um sire? she does not know where she came from.." Kienmez said nervously looking him strait in the eye and twitching her tail proudly so that he could see it. With more confidence Kienmez stook up and asked "...Why are you here..?"
"You dare question my actions?"
"Um...sort of.."she said
"you know I could blow you up for saying that don't you?"
"yes. But you didn't" she retorted
"yes and your very lucky for that!"
"Whatever Princy boy!" she giggled.
"Some Party" Karmen Muttered to herself as she played with the grass.
Prince Vegeta cocked at Kienmez "Princy boy?" he questioned.
"umm..yes..yes it was." she said
"your courage is intriging woman" he scoffed
"Woman?! ha! so is yours boy!" she said defiantly.
"what do you expect me to call you, man?" he replied
"No, but m'am would be alright!"
"you wish" he sneared.
Kienmez walked over to the prince and attempted to kiss his on the cheek but he moved away and cocked at her. So she smacked him on the but and tugged his tail from his waist and cocked back at him catching him completely off gaurd.
Karmen had to stiff a laugh so as not to be blasted
"Your lucky I'm in a better mood then before."
"Honey I've seen King Kong in a better mood then you while killing things" Kienmez smerked.
Karmen had to run ahead of them so as not to laugh in the prince's face.
"So what's your name oh cocky one?" the prince asked.
"Wouldn't you like to know Vegeta." Kienmez said and tried to kiss him again catching him completely off gaurd and succeding.
By this time Karmen was laughing up a storm in a bush, thinking after a moment "I hope no one saw my tails! Well he hasn't come after me yet so... maybe I'm safe! Ha Ha He He.....uh oh will I die now?"
So what did you think of that chapter! I know, I know it was a little short but hey it can't be that bad if you've read this far! Please review!!!