Disclaimer: I own nothing! There, that should cover it...
Author's note: This us a sonfic inspired by the Weird All Yankovic parody of American Pie as Star Wars. Enjoy![and it's to the tune of American pie, in case your dume:p]
*link is sitting in the Sacred Forest Meadow, strumming on his Zora guitar. he begins to sing*
"Not so long ago. In a Galaxy very near. Hyrule was under attack."
"And I thought me, and Navi to, could talk Ganondorpf into, Maybe. cutting us a... little slack."
"But his response, it didn't thrill us. His black orb tried to kill us."
"But we escaped from that shot! And from Zelda, answers I sought."
"They fled on horse from the scene, a Shikah guard and future Queen,"
"Them and Gannon, with me in-between! That's when. The Sacred Realm. Swallowed me whoooooooooole!"
"Oh my, my this here Rarue guy. He said "To save Hyrule you'll really have to try"
"To all my friends, I had to say goodbye. To save the world and hopefully not die! *dum dum*"
"To save the world and hopefully not diiiiiiiieeeiii!*dum dum dum dum dum duuuum!*"
"Did you know that this light-type sage. Isn't even strong enough to stage."
"An attack on Ganondorph."
"Do you see Dampi by his grave? To far gone to possibly save. He might give you that Hookshot. some Dayyyyyyy!!!"
"Well, I know he shoots flames real low, and I've seen how fast his ghost can go!"
"Of, we had a race, and I won! I got that hook-gun!"
"Saria's a Pre-Pubescent forest ace! And she helped against Gannon's Phantom race!"
"And I knew that the battle, we'd ace. Oh ya. She's a. tough girl!"
"I started singing "My, My this here Ganondorpf guy! What a ditz, EZ to blits, in evil he's a small fry."
"He may have whooped the castle and caused the guards to die. But no problem for a hero like I. *dum dum*"
"But no problem for a hero like Iiiiiiiiiiii! *dum dum dum dum dum duuuum!*"
"Now I finally got to Goron City. What happened to the Goron was a real pity."
"But I fried. the Dragon-snake and saved the Dyyyyyy!"
"Then I thawed King Zora and I told the tale!"
"How Ruto hid in the Water Temple, made of metal and shale."
"and that we might. fulfil that prophaseeeeee!!! *dum dum dum dum!*"
"Oh, the Zora girl, I saved of course! then I hopped on my little horse."
"Kakariko was in flames. Oh, What a shammmme!"
"I vanquished. Bongo Bongo. And saved the town from a force so wrong, oh!"
"And Navi. Buzzed around my ear! She was. Suuuch a pest!!!"
"and I was singing "My, My. This here Shiek guy. He's a strange one, a deranged one"
"But he loves to say hi! He taught me songs, that'd let me zoom through the sky. That'd warp me to the place I might die. *dum dum*"
"That'd warp me to the place I might dieeeeeee! *dum dum dum dum dum duuuum!*"
"I made my way out to the wasteland. The Gerudo let me join their band. I really didn't want to goooo..."
"Zelda and I fought an epic battle. Against Gannon and his pig's wallow. And soon the sages. saved the dayyyyyyyyyyyy!"
"and in the end, some Re-Deads died. The castle blew up and some monsters fried."
"A lot of folks were croaking. The Poe's Lamp's were broken..."
"And the farie I was friends with the most. Ran out the window and I let it coast."
"But I'm still here, and Gannon's a ghost. I guess. I saved this lannnnnnnndddd..."
"And they were singing "My... My.... this here Link guy. Hero of time, he is sublime! He can travel through time!"
"He left his home, his friends said goodbye. He said "I'll save the world, be back soon, goodbye! *dum dum*"
"I'll save the world, be back soon, goodbye! *dum dum dum dum dum duuuum!"
"They were singing "My... My.... this here Link guy. Hero of time, he is sublime! He can travel through time!"
"He left his home, his friends said goodbye. He said "I'll save the world, be back soon, goodbye! *dum dum dummm*"
Like it? Please R&R!
Author's note: This us a sonfic inspired by the Weird All Yankovic parody of American Pie as Star Wars. Enjoy![and it's to the tune of American pie, in case your dume:p]
*link is sitting in the Sacred Forest Meadow, strumming on his Zora guitar. he begins to sing*
"Not so long ago. In a Galaxy very near. Hyrule was under attack."
"And I thought me, and Navi to, could talk Ganondorpf into, Maybe. cutting us a... little slack."
"But his response, it didn't thrill us. His black orb tried to kill us."
"But we escaped from that shot! And from Zelda, answers I sought."
"They fled on horse from the scene, a Shikah guard and future Queen,"
"Them and Gannon, with me in-between! That's when. The Sacred Realm. Swallowed me whoooooooooole!"
"Oh my, my this here Rarue guy. He said "To save Hyrule you'll really have to try"
"To all my friends, I had to say goodbye. To save the world and hopefully not die! *dum dum*"
"To save the world and hopefully not diiiiiiiieeeiii!*dum dum dum dum dum duuuum!*"
"Did you know that this light-type sage. Isn't even strong enough to stage."
"An attack on Ganondorph."
"Do you see Dampi by his grave? To far gone to possibly save. He might give you that Hookshot. some Dayyyyyyy!!!"
"Well, I know he shoots flames real low, and I've seen how fast his ghost can go!"
"Of, we had a race, and I won! I got that hook-gun!"
"Saria's a Pre-Pubescent forest ace! And she helped against Gannon's Phantom race!"
"And I knew that the battle, we'd ace. Oh ya. She's a. tough girl!"
"I started singing "My, My this here Ganondorpf guy! What a ditz, EZ to blits, in evil he's a small fry."
"He may have whooped the castle and caused the guards to die. But no problem for a hero like I. *dum dum*"
"But no problem for a hero like Iiiiiiiiiiii! *dum dum dum dum dum duuuum!*"
"Now I finally got to Goron City. What happened to the Goron was a real pity."
"But I fried. the Dragon-snake and saved the Dyyyyyy!"
"Then I thawed King Zora and I told the tale!"
"How Ruto hid in the Water Temple, made of metal and shale."
"and that we might. fulfil that prophaseeeeee!!! *dum dum dum dum!*"
"Oh, the Zora girl, I saved of course! then I hopped on my little horse."
"Kakariko was in flames. Oh, What a shammmme!"
"I vanquished. Bongo Bongo. And saved the town from a force so wrong, oh!"
"And Navi. Buzzed around my ear! She was. Suuuch a pest!!!"
"and I was singing "My, My. This here Shiek guy. He's a strange one, a deranged one"
"But he loves to say hi! He taught me songs, that'd let me zoom through the sky. That'd warp me to the place I might die. *dum dum*"
"That'd warp me to the place I might dieeeeeee! *dum dum dum dum dum duuuum!*"
"I made my way out to the wasteland. The Gerudo let me join their band. I really didn't want to goooo..."
"Zelda and I fought an epic battle. Against Gannon and his pig's wallow. And soon the sages. saved the dayyyyyyyyyyyy!"
"and in the end, some Re-Deads died. The castle blew up and some monsters fried."
"A lot of folks were croaking. The Poe's Lamp's were broken..."
"And the farie I was friends with the most. Ran out the window and I let it coast."
"But I'm still here, and Gannon's a ghost. I guess. I saved this lannnnnnnndddd..."
"And they were singing "My... My.... this here Link guy. Hero of time, he is sublime! He can travel through time!"
"He left his home, his friends said goodbye. He said "I'll save the world, be back soon, goodbye! *dum dum*"
"I'll save the world, be back soon, goodbye! *dum dum dum dum dum duuuum!"
"They were singing "My... My.... this here Link guy. Hero of time, he is sublime! He can travel through time!"
"He left his home, his friends said goodbye. He said "I'll save the world, be back soon, goodbye! *dum dum dummm*"
Like it? Please R&R!