Chapter 7

Chapter 7

Shinobu felt one with the world. He hadn't felt this replete since…well, since he and Mitsuru had won Furusawa's betting pool last semester. Granted, it had taken a lot of nerve and some really inventive altering of the truth to get the dorm head out of Greenwood long enough to steal his motorcycle and stash it in Bonda's room. But the look of horror, then relief and finally anger on Furusawa's face when the prank had unfolded, coupled with the mad dash through the dorm as the older boy had chased down the unfortunate scapegoat Mitsuru and Shinobu had framed for the deed – that had been worth braving their senpai's wrath. The 30,000 yen had been nothing to sneeze at, either.

Poor Bonda! The incident had left him so traumatized that he'd been seen thumping bibles ever since. Shinobu had almost felt sorry enough for the boy to consider giving him a percentage of their winnings, then changed his mind at the last minute after Bonda had bedeviled him with sermons one afternoon for three hours straight. He and Mitsuru had invested wisely in their own betting pool instead. They intended to clean house next year when the boys came back from summer break.

A lazy smile played in the mazy grey of Shinobu's eyes as he thought of the unlimited possibilities a successful operation would afford them. And all because of Furusawa's wonderful motorcycle. Ah, that had been a good day!

As today had been. There was nothing so satisfying as a list checked off. It pleased Shinobu's anal little soul to no end. The workout at the dojo had been a satisfying challenge. His old sensei had praised his form and had taught him new tricks that would be sure to come in handy someday. The manga store had managed to procure the latest Berserk issue he'd been waiting for and had even solicitously given him a new American comic to try for free.

Now, to complete his outing, Shinobu was enjoying his frosty beverage at his favorite coffee house. The café was pleasantly devoid of chattering teens, due perhaps to the earliness of summer, which usually signaled a mass exodus from the city to cooler parts of the country.

Blue Monday. Sounds interesting. Shinobu leafed through the black and white book, expertly skimming the left-to-right text with casual aplomb. He took a sip of his iced coffee then shoved the book back in the plastic bag, deciding that the characters' shenanigans would have been a lot more amusing if they hadn't been American.

Shinobu glanced at his watch and sighed irritably. Three hours. He had been allowed only three measly hours of carefree bliss before things were soured by thoughts of his nemesis. Knowing that action was the only cure for impending, unwanted introspection, Shinobu downed his drink, winced at the slight brain freeze, then picked up his purchases and bill from the table.

Tipping generously, the boy made his way to the counter to pay. The cashier gave him a saucy wink and the boy grinned back graciously. It was good to be noticed, especially without Mitsuru, the girl magnet. It reaffirmed his place in the universe.

Shinobu stepped out of the café, inhaling deeply of the balmy night air. He loved summer. While everyone else complained of the heat and suffered in sweltering misery, Shinobu was his own personal air conditioning unit. His odd talent made it possible to torment those around him by his remaining impeccably cool in long-sleeved shirts and slacks while they slogged around in sloppy tanks and shorts. It drove people crazy. Shinobu loved that.

The boy was so engrossed in enjoying the sensual pleasure of the weather that the shouts and whoops of frantic laughter did not register until too late. Shinobu's left shoulder was side-swiped by a figure in white, jostling him with such force that he was in danger of toppling over if not for the hand that steadied him from behind. His attacker paused in mid-flight and turned. Amethyst met agate in startled recognition.

"Mitsuru!"

"Oh! Hey, Shinobu. Um, you remember Ryan?"

Shinobu craned his neck to identify the owner of the hand that had prevented his ignominious fall and, sure enough, it was Sakata who had made the save. Dammit.

"Hey." The boy in question still had his hand on Shinobu's shoulder.

"Huh." Shinobu grunted coolly. He would not shy away from the hold like a skittish schoolgirl. Rather, he focused his attention on his roommate, who was hopping up and down madly like a crazy Mexican jumping bean.

"Um, Shinobu? This might sound strange but --- RUN!"

And with that cryptic order, the blonde sprinted to follow his own advice.

"Why?" Shinobu called after him, not budging an inch.

"Just --- run! Trust me!" Mitsuru stalled long enough to call back over his shoulder, a manic gleam in his eyes. Then he let out a wild, wordless bellow and sped off again.

"Tezukas don't run."

"Suit yourself." Ryan abruptly let go, causing Shinobu – who had almost forgotten his presence – to stumble awkwardly in an attempt to regain balance. The dark-haired boy gave him a jaunty two-fingered salute then took off after Mitsuru, not as swiftly perhaps, but with an economy of movement that reminded Shinobu of a hunting panther.

As he watched the other two disappear around the corner, Shinobu felt his ire escalate to monumental proportions. Mitsuru was with Sakata! His roommate couldn't weasel his way out of this now. Shinobu had witnessed it with his own two eyes. Then Mitsuru had ordered him around as if he were an imbecile, no explanation or anything. And Sakata had dared to touch him!

Oh, Ikeda, when I get my hands on you…

Shinobu was about to seek vengeance when another hand clamped down hard on his shoulder and he was jerked back violently. The plastic bag that held his comic books fell to the ground and the boy growled low in his throat.

This is getting ridiculous! Am I that irresistible that people have to constantly manhandle me? Shinobu felt much put-upon.

But the voice behind him proved to be unaware of his boyish charms.

"Gotcha!" The exultant shout was grating in Shinobu's ear.

The boy was whirled around to face a burly American tourist - Oh, ye gods! I curse thee! – who looked ready to rip his head off. Shinobu had watched enough foreign films to recognize a cowboy when he saw one. He even had the ten-gallon Stetson to complete the picture. An irate cowboy, up close and in person, was a daunting thing.

But this was Shinobu Tezuka he had in his grasp. The boy refused to be daunted. "I beg your pardon?" he asked icily in perfect English, glancing at the man's hand on his shoulder with pointed scorn.

"You and your buddies better have some cash on you. Or I'll be pressing charges!" The hulking brute shook Shinobu roughly, unaware of the stupidity of this action.

"What are you talking about?" It would have been a simple matter for Shinobu to release himself from that firm grasp, but curiosity got the better of the boy. Perhaps this idiot could shed light on things; he obviously had had a run-in with Mitsuru and Sakata.

Before the man could spout any more threats and invectives, another person ran up to the two, gasping and wheezing, his face red with exertion. It looked to be the proprietor of a restaurant, if the apron was any indication.

"You caught him, eh?" The new arrival drew a handkerchief from his apron pocket and wiped at his fat face.

"One of them anyway." Both men now turned to Shinobu accusingly.

"Look, gentlemen, there seems to have been some sort of mistake…" The boy began placatingly but was rudely interrupted.

"No mistake, punk! I saw you talking to those other two assholes. You're with them. And I don't care who pays, as long as I don't get stuck with the bill!" The cowboy punctuated each sentence with a violent shake of Shinobu's shoulder.

The ice prince was through being polite. He'd heard enough. And the longer he stood there, listening to two blathering morons, the harder it would be to track down the real culprits. Without thinking of the consequences, Shinobu gunned into action. He shifted all his weight back, causing his captor to shift, off balance, with him.

Truly an idiot; you should've let go. Shinobu thought with grim satisfaction. Grasping the man's arm, the one that seemed permanently attached to Shinobu's shoulder, the boy suddenly crouched down and used the man's forward momentum to flip him over his head in an expert judo move. The cowboy landed with a pained grunt on the hard concrete, too stunned to do more than gape at the smaller boy who had effectively neutralized him. The proprietor made to stop Shinobu, but was jabbed in the gut with an elbow. The entire episode had taken less than five seconds.

Shinobu bent down to snatch at his bag of comic books then ended up running after all, more to catch up to his roommate and that spawn of Satan than to escape the scene of the crime.

Mitsuru, I am going to kill you.

~

Ryan knew he should have collapsed a good hundred meters back; running - twice in the same night, even! – should have killed him. But adrenaline was pumping in his veins. It was artificial strength, he knew, and he would regret it later, but, oh! This was way too much fun!

He could not quite catch up with Mitsuru (who could?) but he paced the blonde, always keeping him in sight. It would not be good to get lost in an unfamiliar city, especially after they'd just pissed off certain individuals who may or may not call the cops. Had this been Los Angeles, Ryan would have stopped running after the first block. The prank had not been that serious, after all, and L.A. people would have chalked it up as par for the course. But Tokyo was a different story, and Ryan the thrill seeker had learned long ago to listen to Ryan the voice of reason.

So they had run and, sure as shit, they had been chased. A long way. Actually, it had been his fault; the boy should've known better then to pick a corn-fed hick as his mark. Country folk were always overly worried about cash. But the man had been an ass, loud and obnoxious and every inch the stereotypical tourist. He had pushed in front of Ryan and Mitsuru at the restaurant, demanding instant service. He had then proceeded to mangle the language in his thick Texan accent, harassing the waitress with lecherous pats to her behind. It had set Ryan's teeth on edge.

The prick deserved what he got! Ryan told himself as he jogged to keep up with Mitsuru. And then we bump into Tezuka. Man, that guy's one cold bastard! Wonder how Mitsu's gonna get himself out of this one!

Speaking of the blonde, Ryan noticed that he had slowed down and he quickened his pace to catch up. It was sickening, really, how Mitsuru didn't even look winded while Ryan was fighting for every gasp of air into his lungs. Bad, bad, bad. Maybe he should quit smoking.

"Oi, Sakata, you should quit smoking!"

"Shut up," Ryan wheezed, planting both palms on his thighs and bending double to speed the oxygen to his brain.

"Do you think they've stopped chasing us?" Mitsuru looked beyond the other boy's bent form to peer in the darkness.

"Dunno. You think?"

"Hai. We were too fast for them." Mitsuru was smug.

"Speak for yourself!" Ryan raised himself up and waited for the pounding of his pulse to recede from his temples. Then he ran a hand through his sweaty curls and reached in his coat pocket for his pack of cigarettes, just to be contrary. Flipping the box open and chucking up a smoke that he grabbed with his lips, the boy lit up and took a deep drag of the Camel. He reveled in the nicotine stinging his gums and filling his lungs and he almost felt like himself again.

"Holy shit! That guy looked plenty pissed, didn't he?" Ryan exhaled noisily then grinned at Mitsuru with his hundred-watt smile.

Mitsuru grinned back. It was infectious. The boys locked gazes conspiratorially then let loose the frenzied mirth that was borne of relief and triumph at not getting caught. Like a couple of cackling loons, the two howled with glee as they both recalled the night's escapade.

"The look on his face when he got the bill…"

"And the owner telling him his card had been maxed out…"

"And him trying to apologize: goh-mayn-ah-say!" Mitsuru mimicked the Texan's atrocious accent with uncanny precision before going off on another gale of laughter.

"Ah, fuck! Quit it! My stomach hurts!" Ryan clutched at the offending body part with one arm while weakly gesturing at Mitsuru to stop with the other hand that still held the cigarette.

"That filet mignon sure tasted good, though, didn't it?" Mitsuru reminded his friend.

"Yeah. Best I ever had!" Ryan chuckled. Then he stopped abruptly and cocked his head, listening.

Mitsuru looked at him, puzzled. "What is it?"

Then the blonde heard it too. Footsteps. Running footsteps.

"Shit! They found us!" Ryan flicked his cigarette to the street, preparing for flight.

"Not a chance. It's not them," Mitsuru denied uneasily.

But the footsteps were drawing closer and both boys watched as a figure rounded the corner about one block away and made for them with unerring purpose. The street lamps on this street were few and far between and they could not make out the identity of the runner from that far back. What was obvious, though, was the runner's goal.

"Kuso! Come on! We can lose him in the Shinkansen!" Mitsuru turned tail and headed for the terminal that was visible two blocks down. As if on cue, the boys heard the whistling approach of the incoming train.

"Go, go, go!" Ryan yelled as the blonde hesitated for the slower boy. Behind them, their pursuer was hollering something unintelligible, drawing ever closer.

The train had stopped to let off its passengers when the two boys reached the terminal. Mitsuru fumbled for his pass but Ryan simply leaped over the turnstiles and ran for a car. More tumult ensued, both from the chaser and the railway official who was screaming indignantly at Ryan's unauthorized entrance. Mitsuru grabbed for some spare change from his pocket and hurled it at the train attendant before launching into the same car his friend had caught.

The train whistled a warning of its imminent departure and the doors slowly slid closed. Grabbing at a pole to stop his mad rush forward, Mitsuru flashed Ryan a triumphant smile that faded quickly as he watched the look of dawning resignation creeping onto the other boy's face. He heard the train doors hiss shut behind him and felt the warmth of another body behind him. The train jerked to a start and Mitsuru, still hanging on to the pole, swiveled his head around to face the music.

The cowboy would have been infinitely more preferable.

"Oh. Hi, Shinobu."