Dungeons and Dragons
What it's like
This is a tell all piece to actually demonstrate what happens when a bunch of kids gets together
to play this so called 'demonic' game. WARNING comedy ahead
These are the characters, and their corresponding players. When the line says a Character name,
the player is role playing. When it says the real name, it's out of character
Character Player
Amiya Jani
Garth Cam
Zordan Stuart
Kwappy (Pronouced Crappy) Mark
Ji-hou Adam
Dm Jason
DM: Welcome to another day of Dungeons and Dragons. Now, we again try to get through the
battle for the crown of the country of Calsen
Stuart: I thought it was Meri! I wrote down Meri (Ruffles thrugh papers.)
Jani: (Smack stuart) It's the crown Princess of the country.
Jason: Actually, it's the crown Prince.
Jani: WHY IS EVERYTHING SO MALE BASED IN THIS GAME!
Cam: Shut her up.
Mark: (Bites Jani)
Jani: Ouch.
Adam: Jani, go get the doritos.
Jani: What your last slave died of bitch?
Mark: Please (Looks at her with pathetic sad puppy eyes) You're closest to the fridge.
Jani: FINE! (Gets up and leaves)
Adam: Can you get me a Mountain Dew?
Jani: Yes (Hurls it at Adam's head)(Adam Ducks and it hits the table)
Adam: Thanks.
Jani: I am SO under appriciated. (Gathers the ever important snacks)
Jason: Can we PLAY now?
Stuart: I'm still the insane gnome?
Jani: I thought you were an insane midget.
Cam: That's enough.
Mark: (Falls over laughing) You're both so short!
Jani: Can my character kill him?
Jason: What are you?
Jani: Paladin.
Adam: (Falls over laughing) You're a PALADIN. You are the ultimate good in the world. You
can't go around killing people.
Jani: (Rises to her full height of Five feet two inches) He told me I was SHORT!
Cam: You're SO sensitive.
Jani: (Sits back down in her chair and pouts)
Jason: Can we play now?
Mark: WAIT I don't remember who everyone is!
Jani: Well I'm Jani, this is Cam, that's Adam
Stuart: (Starts laughing)
Mark: Bitch.
Jani: Fuck off.
Mark: You're SO annoying.
Jani: At least I'm not the president of the Eenie Weeny Peeny Committee.
Mark: I hate you.
Stuart: (Falls over laughing)
Jason: CAN WE PLAY?
Cam: It's, like, one o'clock. Time for Pizza.
Jason: Can we eat later?
Jani: And Dave…errr….Daultonio isn't here yet.
Jason: Why me?
What it's like
This is a tell all piece to actually demonstrate what happens when a bunch of kids gets together
to play this so called 'demonic' game. WARNING comedy ahead
These are the characters, and their corresponding players. When the line says a Character name,
the player is role playing. When it says the real name, it's out of character
Character Player
Amiya Jani
Garth Cam
Zordan Stuart
Kwappy (Pronouced Crappy) Mark
Ji-hou Adam
Dm Jason
DM: Welcome to another day of Dungeons and Dragons. Now, we again try to get through the
battle for the crown of the country of Calsen
Stuart: I thought it was Meri! I wrote down Meri (Ruffles thrugh papers.)
Jani: (Smack stuart) It's the crown Princess of the country.
Jason: Actually, it's the crown Prince.
Jani: WHY IS EVERYTHING SO MALE BASED IN THIS GAME!
Cam: Shut her up.
Mark: (Bites Jani)
Jani: Ouch.
Adam: Jani, go get the doritos.
Jani: What your last slave died of bitch?
Mark: Please (Looks at her with pathetic sad puppy eyes) You're closest to the fridge.
Jani: FINE! (Gets up and leaves)
Adam: Can you get me a Mountain Dew?
Jani: Yes (Hurls it at Adam's head)(Adam Ducks and it hits the table)
Adam: Thanks.
Jani: I am SO under appriciated. (Gathers the ever important snacks)
Jason: Can we PLAY now?
Stuart: I'm still the insane gnome?
Jani: I thought you were an insane midget.
Cam: That's enough.
Mark: (Falls over laughing) You're both so short!
Jani: Can my character kill him?
Jason: What are you?
Jani: Paladin.
Adam: (Falls over laughing) You're a PALADIN. You are the ultimate good in the world. You
can't go around killing people.
Jani: (Rises to her full height of Five feet two inches) He told me I was SHORT!
Cam: You're SO sensitive.
Jani: (Sits back down in her chair and pouts)
Jason: Can we play now?
Mark: WAIT I don't remember who everyone is!
Jani: Well I'm Jani, this is Cam, that's Adam
Stuart: (Starts laughing)
Mark: Bitch.
Jani: Fuck off.
Mark: You're SO annoying.
Jani: At least I'm not the president of the Eenie Weeny Peeny Committee.
Mark: I hate you.
Stuart: (Falls over laughing)
Jason: CAN WE PLAY?
Cam: It's, like, one o'clock. Time for Pizza.
Jason: Can we eat later?
Jani: And Dave…errr….Daultonio isn't here yet.
Jason: Why me?