***Harry Potter Punks***
Disclamer: This is a story.
Chapter 1 "Chapter 1":
Harry got bored at hogwarts. He
didn't wanna chill with Herminobse or Ron anymore. He wanted something new, no
more spells and brooms. So he decided to beat up Ron. First at lunch he came up
and started kicking his shoe. Ron was all "What are you doing?" and
Harry said "AHHSHSHSHAHAHA!." Hermi-One-Kenobi came up with a bat and
kept hitting harry in the chin and saying "Stop!". You're probably
wondering what is up with this story???? Well you're about to find out. Harry
kept running around and body slamming everyone. He was having the time of his
life! "Mfskdjflskjdlk AHHH!" were the words that came out of his
mouth before throwing a broom at Ron. Ron ran away and went back to someplace
you don't know where. Hermikone wasn't finished yet, she slapped Harry on the
face and said "Ravioli's are exciting." Harry punched her in the
elbow and she fainted. 'Haha! This is fun' Harry thought to himself. He then
began listening to the Dead Kennedys. This was only the start of Harry's
rebellion.
Chapter 2 "The Escape":
Harry escaped from Hogwarts and
went to somewhere over the rainbow. He then began singing... "En el otro
lado es donde vivi, con mi hijita, que se llama mixie." He then went back
to hogwarts.
Ron now hated Harry, Harry hated
Ron, but then they got a plan... they will rebel against hogwarts. That was a
little time after Hermione went satanic like everyone else at hogwarts, except
Ron and Harry. Their plan was to get Harry's invisible cloak and go around
breaking everything in hogwarts. Then they handcuffed all the professors to a
taco. Ron decided to dye his hair red and spike it. Ron was eating way too much
cornbread, so he went to the rehabilitation center in hogwarts.