Harry Potter is not punk 2
Harry, Ron, and Hermijana decided to go back to Hogwarts. Harry and Ron were not cool. You don't like Harry and Ron. Harry kept stealing food from the Hogwarts cafeteria and eating it and then selling it to that squirrel over there. Ron didn't understand why. So he decided to take Hermigwon by the legs and slap Harry in the face with it. Harry got mad so he stopped fighting and then became friends. Ron was skipping all his classes and all his professors got mad at him. So he decided to lose some weight.
Hermione thought Harry was hot, secretly she admired his sexy looks and bad sense of humor. Hermigono decided to just flat out tell him. Harry was getting his eyebrow pierced at Hogwarts and Hermionsja came in
"Harry! We have to talk!," said Hernsasjd.
"Go away, you're annoying" said Harry.
Hermiwonda stabbed Harry in the tonail with a Frisbee and told him
"WE HAVE TO TALK!." Harry said ok and Hermionasd brought him to a secret room and began talking.
"Look, I like you and I can't help it!," said HermIslam
Harry started kissing her and then stopped and pushed her in to a rack of printer ink carthridges. Hemrian hates him now.
Harry and Ron don't like this story, cause it sucks. Oh well.
PART 2 - "THE ESCAPE"
Ron came up to Harry and said "Do you notice that almost every dumb story has a chapter called 'The Escape'. Harry was like "uh huh". Harry was like Road Runna Road Runna!!! Going 1000 miles an hour! Ron is not televisionish. AOL is giving 5$ for college, yay! Oi Oi Oi.
Ok, get ready here is the climax, Harry was walking one day and Ron threw a tree at him, Hermsishdneof got mad and threw another tree back at him. Then 23848292937 dementors came up and kissed them 38390274 times, which I don't understand. And that's why Harryish Pottery isn't cool and is not punk, whatever you say.
Harry, Ron, and Hermijana decided to go back to Hogwarts. Harry and Ron were not cool. You don't like Harry and Ron. Harry kept stealing food from the Hogwarts cafeteria and eating it and then selling it to that squirrel over there. Ron didn't understand why. So he decided to take Hermigwon by the legs and slap Harry in the face with it. Harry got mad so he stopped fighting and then became friends. Ron was skipping all his classes and all his professors got mad at him. So he decided to lose some weight.
Hermione thought Harry was hot, secretly she admired his sexy looks and bad sense of humor. Hermigono decided to just flat out tell him. Harry was getting his eyebrow pierced at Hogwarts and Hermionsja came in
"Harry! We have to talk!," said Hernsasjd.
"Go away, you're annoying" said Harry.
Hermiwonda stabbed Harry in the tonail with a Frisbee and told him
"WE HAVE TO TALK!." Harry said ok and Hermionasd brought him to a secret room and began talking.
"Look, I like you and I can't help it!," said HermIslam
Harry started kissing her and then stopped and pushed her in to a rack of printer ink carthridges. Hemrian hates him now.
Harry and Ron don't like this story, cause it sucks. Oh well.
PART 2 - "THE ESCAPE"
Ron came up to Harry and said "Do you notice that almost every dumb story has a chapter called 'The Escape'. Harry was like "uh huh". Harry was like Road Runna Road Runna!!! Going 1000 miles an hour! Ron is not televisionish. AOL is giving 5$ for college, yay! Oi Oi Oi.
Ok, get ready here is the climax, Harry was walking one day and Ron threw a tree at him, Hermsishdneof got mad and threw another tree back at him. Then 23848292937 dementors came up and kissed them 38390274 times, which I don't understand. And that's why Harryish Pottery isn't cool and is not punk, whatever you say.