(A week's time has passed. The governor of Michigan, I forget his name because I really don't care, let's call him Bob for now, has succeeded to the Michigan Militia. Actually, I was making that up. Truth be told, the fight was immediately qualled and the friends were sent to jail. Princess Henious Bitch Part 1 died, but unfortunately the Duchess of Gayness continues to live)
*IN THEIR PRISON CELL*
" That was brilliant," the Duchess of Gayness said sarcastically. " Now I'm stuck in jail for the rest of my life. Kudos, Flutternut."
" I'm not in the mood for your compliments, Duchess of Gayness," Flutternut said. " We have to think of some way to get out of here. We don't have that much time before Skywalker's Seagulls regime takes everything over!"
" But what can we do?" Han Homo asked. Chrisbacca roared accordingly to his useless part in the story. " We're in prison. There is no way to get out."
" We can't just give up!" Flutternut said. " I am not going to let Skywalker take over the world! I refuse!"
" La, la, la, labamba!" sang Drunken Fool. She dug her hands into her pockets as she sang the lame song. " Oh, look, I have a nail file!"
" I knew the idiot was good for something!" said the Duchess of Gayness, grabbing the nail file and began to rub it against the metal bars of their confinement. Flutternut heaved a deep sigh.
" We really aren't going to get out," she said, watching her now insane friend. But no sooner were the words out of her mouth, a white seagull descended from the heavens. The crowd retracted from the doorway in horror, as the seagull stayed suspended mid-air, it's evil eyes traveling over the group. Finally, it rested on Flutternut, not just because she was the sexiest of them all, but also because she was the one his master sent him for. The Seagull Commando dove into the group, grabbing Flutternut's shirt and dragging her out of the cell.
" Help!" Flutternut called in fear. Her friends tried to stop the seagull, but to no avail, Flutternut was carried off to Luke Skywalker's secret lair.
*IN THEIR PRISON CELL*
" That was brilliant," the Duchess of Gayness said sarcastically. " Now I'm stuck in jail for the rest of my life. Kudos, Flutternut."
" I'm not in the mood for your compliments, Duchess of Gayness," Flutternut said. " We have to think of some way to get out of here. We don't have that much time before Skywalker's Seagulls regime takes everything over!"
" But what can we do?" Han Homo asked. Chrisbacca roared accordingly to his useless part in the story. " We're in prison. There is no way to get out."
" We can't just give up!" Flutternut said. " I am not going to let Skywalker take over the world! I refuse!"
" La, la, la, labamba!" sang Drunken Fool. She dug her hands into her pockets as she sang the lame song. " Oh, look, I have a nail file!"
" I knew the idiot was good for something!" said the Duchess of Gayness, grabbing the nail file and began to rub it against the metal bars of their confinement. Flutternut heaved a deep sigh.
" We really aren't going to get out," she said, watching her now insane friend. But no sooner were the words out of her mouth, a white seagull descended from the heavens. The crowd retracted from the doorway in horror, as the seagull stayed suspended mid-air, it's evil eyes traveling over the group. Finally, it rested on Flutternut, not just because she was the sexiest of them all, but also because she was the one his master sent him for. The Seagull Commando dove into the group, grabbing Flutternut's shirt and dragging her out of the cell.
" Help!" Flutternut called in fear. Her friends tried to stop the seagull, but to no avail, Flutternut was carried off to Luke Skywalker's secret lair.