Chapter 8: Vini, Vici, Vichi!
(Not sure if that is spelled right, it means "I came, I saw, I conquered." Not sure how that fits in here, but sounds good.)
Jyou, Wallace and Micheal were quickly approaching the pirate ship, and were stumped.
"I mean," Jyou said, "I don't want to be a party pooper--"
"You always are anyway..." Terriermon muttered darkly. Jyou ignored him.
"But we don't have any plan at all as to how we are going to save them. It's a noble effort and all that, but we aren't going to help them by getting ourselves caught!"
The three sat and puzzled as Seadramon swerved around a small motor boat. The occupants of the boat screamed, yelling "Sea monster!! Sea monster!!!"
Seadramon took this as a compliment and besides "Guyssss I've got an h'idea..." he hissed.
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When Ken and Daisuke finally started noticing something other than themselves, they saw that they were before what seemed to be the captain of the ship.
The rather fat man sat on a (jeweled? it looked more like candied!) dais, candy of every kind bedecking every inch of the room. He was an impressive sight. Daisuke had never seen anyone eat so many Swedish Fish in his entire life.
"Phewwww, " he said, as much with catching his breath from that incredible kiss as he was expressing his amazement.
Ken wasn't quite as cowed, (moo?) mostly because his hair was sticking up slightly and Kaiser was running through his blood. He got up, bringing Daisuke up with him, ignoring the bloodied and brusied mess they both were.
"What do you want with us?" He said, with strength and defiance behind his tone. Daisuke was shocked. Who would've thought that behind that thin, pale exterior, Ken was so strong inside?
The fat man on the dais said, (rumbling slightly with the effort) "Do you have any Grey Poupon?"
This, obiviously, was not what either expected. "Dude? No." Daisuke said, a little confused at this point.
"Ah," the fat man said, munch reflectively on several hundred Swedish Fish before answering. "Then off with your heads!"
"Um, sir?" one of the guards ventured from along the walls. "We left the gulliotine in the last port."
"Then go and get it!"
"That may take a few days."
"So? What did I have a dungeon built for?"
"Er. Right. Of course," he said, then he and a battilion of others went took the pair away.
Ken turned to Daisuke "Not exactly the best first date in the world, eh Daisuke?"
Huh. Date. Somehow, Daisuke hadn't thought of it that way before. He cuddled Ken (at least, as much as you can cuddle someone when you're being carried off by a band of bloodthirsty pirates) "I wouldn't have it any other way, Ken, baby"
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Seadramon sidled up to the pirate ship. He had related his plan to the others, and they had agreed. He'd distract the pirates by pretending to be a sea serpent, and they'd go in and get Ken and Daisuke. Terriermon and Gummimon should be enough to keep the pirates at bay. Jyou, Wallace(and his digimon), and Micheal had already boarded the ship.
Hmm. The digimon frowned. It was quite dark by now, and they wouldn't get the full effect of him without some lighting.
"Ice lightning!!!" he said, using his attack in a new way. He reared up, making himself look bigger.
"I AM THE MIGHTY SERPENT OF THE SEA!!! CROSS ME AND THOU SHALL PERISH!!!" H HHefdfdsfffiiIIIiiiIIIII
He was enjoying this! He went on, describing in full, explict and disgusting detail what he'd do to each one.
The pirates mostly responded by screaming like little girls and jumping over board. Jyou, Wallace and Micheal burst into the Captain's chamber.
Or at least, they thought it was Captain's Chamber. It was, in fact the Galley, which was mostly used in manufacturing candy. (It was here, not in the last port, where the gulliotine was, in fact. The cook had been using it to chop up watermelons. Some salad shooter.)
"We've come to liberate our friends!!" Micheal yelled, as the all flew through the door. They looked about a bit embarasedly at the numerous cooks who were looking at them in disdain, not surprised at all.
"You want the dungeon," one particularly helpful maid offered "That's next door."
"Ah. Yes, thank you" Jyou said, blushing scarlet.
"It happens all the time." the girl said, palms up.
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Hikari strolled up to the boathouse, munching on a Swedish Fish that she had picked up in vending machine two streets over. She reached for the door handle, and opened it to find Takeru and Iori asleep, in a rather odd position.
"GET OFF OF HIM, YOU WENCH!!!!!!!!!" she screeched at Iori.
"Go ta 'ell," Takeru said, stirring slightly. He flopped over to find himself eye to insane eye with Hikari, who now had bloodlust through her veins.
"Oh dear." Grabbing Iori, who was mericifully still asleep, he ran. FAST!
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Miyako squinted. It was dark and starry now, twilight long past, but Seadramon was illuminated against the vevelty darkness.
"What the hell?" she said, hugging Koushiro closer. "Is Micheal here?"
"I think so," Mimi said, remembering the swerving car (Which was now at teh bottom of the harbor.)
Taichi, Yamato and Sora were too busy trying to kill each other to notice much(Sora had been let out of the mental institution for good behaivor)
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Ken had given up trying to knock the door down and went to sit down with Daisuke. Both were battered, brusied, bloody, and their clothing was in shreds.
"I give up. There isn't any way out." Ken was resigned. Daisuke smiled, and gave him a quick smooch to cheer him up.
"We'll get out. Don't worry--"
Jyou, Wallace, Michael, Terriermon and Gummimon fell through the door. "Your galant knights are here!" Jyou announced, nearly collasping.
"Ha! What'd I tell you?" Daisuke said, helping Ken up. "Let's get out of this Swedish Fish hell!"
The other three boys helped them out onto the deck. They found Taichi and Yamato in a motor boat ready to take them back.
"Hey," Yamato said, "We had to get away from Sora somehow!" Landing at the dock, they found the other Digidestined there (Even Hikari, Takeru and Iori, though they were running around a bit) welcoming them home.
"How'd it go? Miyako said, Koushiro, giving her a little kiss, making her giggle.
Daisuke pulled Ken gently toward him, and the two kissed passionately to the fireworks of Seadramon destroying the ship behind them.
"Oooooooooooooo!"
~THE END~
OH MY GOD I FINISHED IT!!!!
Sorry, I'm a bit euphoric. 28 pages!!! YEE HAW! *I'm doing cartwheels over here!!!!* So? Like it? Eh? I don't care frankly, I'm just so happy! Ah....well, time to give some credit where it is due. Caitlin-chan, I know you're cowed. Moo to you and Mr. Ardoin too. To Swedish Fish, lemme tell ya, you gave me the sugar high that made this all possible. To my old, farty computer, thanks for not crashing more than 12 times while I wrote this. To NJ 101.5 radio, (Scott and Casey and Big Joe Henry) for making me laugh all week and sing off-key all weekend! And, of course, a big warm fuzzy to you the reader for actually making it this far, and writing a reveiw (because you will, won't you?) You deserve it!!!
Any comments, questions, concerns, (stealing a line from Mr. Ardoin there)
Send to Leafeon@bolt.com!
"Phew. Now that there's some good rum"
(Not sure if that is spelled right, it means "I came, I saw, I conquered." Not sure how that fits in here, but sounds good.)
Jyou, Wallace and Micheal were quickly approaching the pirate ship, and were stumped.
"I mean," Jyou said, "I don't want to be a party pooper--"
"You always are anyway..." Terriermon muttered darkly. Jyou ignored him.
"But we don't have any plan at all as to how we are going to save them. It's a noble effort and all that, but we aren't going to help them by getting ourselves caught!"
The three sat and puzzled as Seadramon swerved around a small motor boat. The occupants of the boat screamed, yelling "Sea monster!! Sea monster!!!"
Seadramon took this as a compliment and besides "Guyssss I've got an h'idea..." he hissed.
*****************************************************************
When Ken and Daisuke finally started noticing something other than themselves, they saw that they were before what seemed to be the captain of the ship.
The rather fat man sat on a (jeweled? it looked more like candied!) dais, candy of every kind bedecking every inch of the room. He was an impressive sight. Daisuke had never seen anyone eat so many Swedish Fish in his entire life.
"Phewwww, " he said, as much with catching his breath from that incredible kiss as he was expressing his amazement.
Ken wasn't quite as cowed, (moo?) mostly because his hair was sticking up slightly and Kaiser was running through his blood. He got up, bringing Daisuke up with him, ignoring the bloodied and brusied mess they both were.
"What do you want with us?" He said, with strength and defiance behind his tone. Daisuke was shocked. Who would've thought that behind that thin, pale exterior, Ken was so strong inside?
The fat man on the dais said, (rumbling slightly with the effort) "Do you have any Grey Poupon?"
This, obiviously, was not what either expected. "Dude? No." Daisuke said, a little confused at this point.
"Ah," the fat man said, munch reflectively on several hundred Swedish Fish before answering. "Then off with your heads!"
"Um, sir?" one of the guards ventured from along the walls. "We left the gulliotine in the last port."
"Then go and get it!"
"That may take a few days."
"So? What did I have a dungeon built for?"
"Er. Right. Of course," he said, then he and a battilion of others went took the pair away.
Ken turned to Daisuke "Not exactly the best first date in the world, eh Daisuke?"
Huh. Date. Somehow, Daisuke hadn't thought of it that way before. He cuddled Ken (at least, as much as you can cuddle someone when you're being carried off by a band of bloodthirsty pirates) "I wouldn't have it any other way, Ken, baby"
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Seadramon sidled up to the pirate ship. He had related his plan to the others, and they had agreed. He'd distract the pirates by pretending to be a sea serpent, and they'd go in and get Ken and Daisuke. Terriermon and Gummimon should be enough to keep the pirates at bay. Jyou, Wallace(and his digimon), and Micheal had already boarded the ship.
Hmm. The digimon frowned. It was quite dark by now, and they wouldn't get the full effect of him without some lighting.
"Ice lightning!!!" he said, using his attack in a new way. He reared up, making himself look bigger.
"I AM THE MIGHTY SERPENT OF THE SEA!!! CROSS ME AND THOU SHALL PERISH!!!" H HHefdfdsfffiiIIIiiiIIIII
He was enjoying this! He went on, describing in full, explict and disgusting detail what he'd do to each one.
The pirates mostly responded by screaming like little girls and jumping over board. Jyou, Wallace and Micheal burst into the Captain's chamber.
Or at least, they thought it was Captain's Chamber. It was, in fact the Galley, which was mostly used in manufacturing candy. (It was here, not in the last port, where the gulliotine was, in fact. The cook had been using it to chop up watermelons. Some salad shooter.)
"We've come to liberate our friends!!" Micheal yelled, as the all flew through the door. They looked about a bit embarasedly at the numerous cooks who were looking at them in disdain, not surprised at all.
"You want the dungeon," one particularly helpful maid offered "That's next door."
"Ah. Yes, thank you" Jyou said, blushing scarlet.
"It happens all the time." the girl said, palms up.
******************************************************************
Hikari strolled up to the boathouse, munching on a Swedish Fish that she had picked up in vending machine two streets over. She reached for the door handle, and opened it to find Takeru and Iori asleep, in a rather odd position.
"GET OFF OF HIM, YOU WENCH!!!!!!!!!" she screeched at Iori.
"Go ta 'ell," Takeru said, stirring slightly. He flopped over to find himself eye to insane eye with Hikari, who now had bloodlust through her veins.
"Oh dear." Grabbing Iori, who was mericifully still asleep, he ran. FAST!
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Miyako squinted. It was dark and starry now, twilight long past, but Seadramon was illuminated against the vevelty darkness.
"What the hell?" she said, hugging Koushiro closer. "Is Micheal here?"
"I think so," Mimi said, remembering the swerving car (Which was now at teh bottom of the harbor.)
Taichi, Yamato and Sora were too busy trying to kill each other to notice much(Sora had been let out of the mental institution for good behaivor)
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Ken had given up trying to knock the door down and went to sit down with Daisuke. Both were battered, brusied, bloody, and their clothing was in shreds.
"I give up. There isn't any way out." Ken was resigned. Daisuke smiled, and gave him a quick smooch to cheer him up.
"We'll get out. Don't worry--"
Jyou, Wallace, Michael, Terriermon and Gummimon fell through the door. "Your galant knights are here!" Jyou announced, nearly collasping.
"Ha! What'd I tell you?" Daisuke said, helping Ken up. "Let's get out of this Swedish Fish hell!"
The other three boys helped them out onto the deck. They found Taichi and Yamato in a motor boat ready to take them back.
"Hey," Yamato said, "We had to get away from Sora somehow!" Landing at the dock, they found the other Digidestined there (Even Hikari, Takeru and Iori, though they were running around a bit) welcoming them home.
"How'd it go? Miyako said, Koushiro, giving her a little kiss, making her giggle.
Daisuke pulled Ken gently toward him, and the two kissed passionately to the fireworks of Seadramon destroying the ship behind them.
"Oooooooooooooo!"
~THE END~
OH MY GOD I FINISHED IT!!!!
Sorry, I'm a bit euphoric. 28 pages!!! YEE HAW! *I'm doing cartwheels over here!!!!* So? Like it? Eh? I don't care frankly, I'm just so happy! Ah....well, time to give some credit where it is due. Caitlin-chan, I know you're cowed. Moo to you and Mr. Ardoin too. To Swedish Fish, lemme tell ya, you gave me the sugar high that made this all possible. To my old, farty computer, thanks for not crashing more than 12 times while I wrote this. To NJ 101.5 radio, (Scott and Casey and Big Joe Henry) for making me laugh all week and sing off-key all weekend! And, of course, a big warm fuzzy to you the reader for actually making it this far, and writing a reveiw (because you will, won't you?) You deserve it!!!
Any comments, questions, concerns, (stealing a line from Mr. Ardoin there)
Send to Leafeon@bolt.com!
"Phew. Now that there's some good rum"