AN: I got enough...votes so to speak...and we're doin Bootylicious!
OK, Here's the cast:
Michelle: Rikishi (yes, I know that DC is an all girl, but come on...butts..Rikishi... it fits.)
Beyonce: Lita (She's always wearin the thong...she's got a boyfriend and you can not tell me that Matt does not enjoy her wearing those thongs... plus she's my favorite WWF diva)
Kelly: Trish (Why? Well,...Trish flaunts a lot. It was either Terri or Trish..and I chose Trish.)
And now...
"Bootylicious"
Lita:
Trish...can you handle this
Rikishi...can you handle this
Lita...can you handle this
I don't think they can handle this
Rikishi:
Bad moves
Feelin right
Lookin sexy
Lookin fly
Fattest butt
I wear a thong
JR, jam tonight
smile at me
tender thang
there you are
come on baby
Don't you wanna fight with me
Can you handle, handle me
Lita:
You gotta do much betta if you're gonna fight with me tonight
You gotta work your jelly if you're gonna fight with me tonight
Read my lips carefully if you like what you see
You gotta can prove you can handle
Gotta a enemy they're shook up they scared of me
Well dontcha see babe it's time for take off
All:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this...
Lita:
Is my body to Bootylicious for ya Babe?
All:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this...
Trish:
Is my body to Bootylicious for ya Babe?
All:
Baby, can you handle this
Baby, can you handle this
Baby, can you handle this
I don't think you can handle this
Rikishi:
I'm about
to break of
Lay it down
Come apart
Read my hips
Slap my thighs
Dye my hair
Bleach it blond
Lookin hot
Smellin good
Crusin light
from the Japan
Don't look scared
I'll blow you a kiss
Can you handle, handle this?
All:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this...
Lita:
Is my body to Bootylicious for ya Babe?
All:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this...
Rikishi:
Is my body to Bootylicious for ya Babe?
Trish:
Move your body up and down
Make your booty touch the ground
I can't help but wonder why
Is my body to Vibalacious for ya Babe?
Lita:
I shake my jelly at every chance
When I whip with my hips you're slipped into a trance
I'm hopin you can handle all this jelly that I have
Now let's cut a rug while we cats get some jazz
(Little Ba ba yeah part)
All:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this...
Lita:
Is my body to Bootylicious for ya Babe?
All:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this...
Trish:
Is my body to Bootylicious for ya Babe?
All:
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this...
Lita:
Is my body to Bootylicious for ya baby?
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Cool stuff huh? Thanks to all the reviewers! Luv ya!
TELL ME SUGGESTIONS!
Dream?
Basckstreet Boys?
Britney Spears?
Christina Agulara? (OK, so that's not how u spell her name)
I NEED SUGGESTIONS PEOPLE!
Lots of Luv,
Lita's Moonsalt
(P.S I know I'm slow...but all of us Lita fans have to band together! If you haven't been watching very long or you haven't seen the May 25, 2000 Smackdown...
Essa Rios...powerbombs Lita. That was a year ago....but come on! Anyone who hurts Lita is bad and should get their asses kicked by Matt and Jeff. Essa got his from Matt. So that's good. Trish...needs and ass whoopin. No one kisses Matt Hardy...but Lita. She can...that's cool. OK, I'm having fun venting. OK, another thing...as long as I'm venting. Who the HELLL does Malenko think he is? OK, In February...he followed Lita into the shower! The sick pervert. Matt and Jeff beat the crap out of him and Dean actually brought Lita and Matt together...but that's still not right! I mean, he's not even cute! OK, I'm done. Sorry Essa Rios fans...and Sorry Malenko fans. I'm just venting although I don't like either that much. Good wrestlers...bad personas.)