Squall walked onstage to a smattering of applause, and glared cruelly at the audience for ten minutes until they finally shut up. "My poem is called, 'Dot dot dot'." He started reading.
"I hate you all."
"…"
"People suck like a strip mall."
"…"
"Why the hell are you always bugging the living fuck out of me?"
"…"
"Just shut the bloody hell up and go bother someone perky."
"…"
"…"
"Rinoa, you're a damn, dirty slut, but I love you."
"…"
"I hate the way you're always buying little skanky fetish shoes."
"…"
"Good Lord above, Selphie, you're a head case."
"…":
"You're furthering my hatred for the entire human race."
"…"
"Irvine, are you a cultured ladies' man, or a gay Kid Rock impersonator?"
"…"
"Please stop asking me to meet you at the strip club later."
"…"
"Zell, you are a hyperactive dick."
"…"
'You're as hyper as a laughing hyena on all sorts of trippy shit."
"…"
"Quistis is a whore with a redwood up her ass."
"…"
"She was a blond and so dumb that her school career could NEVER last."
"…"
"Everyone else is a pasty-faced shit."
"…"
"I hate you and think you're all full of it."
"………….."
"Fuck off."
Everyone clapped appreciatively