NOTE: This was the result of translatinbg the first part of the story into German and then
back into English using Lycos' translator. It is not meant to offend German people in any
way.
WHICH TALENT?
" COMING IT ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON
COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON
PLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSE?!??!?"
" Jesus H Christian on a cross, go from my leg NOW!" away, Squall
said and tried, an adhering Selphie away to step.
" however Squaaaaaa aaaaaalllll, you promised!", Selphie whined. "
you are the only cord in the complete garden, write correctly angsty
and depressing poetry!",
"... whatever.".
" SEEING it?! They are a natural!", Selphie was above and schmollte
cutely at it to " Rinoas, goes singing, and cell standupcomedy will
do, and Irvine has one neatotanzzahl, and I Guitarre with Quistis as
backuppercussionist to play.. ",
" which is doing Seifer?", Squall carefully asked.
Selphie twitched. " a drastic measured value with Raijin and Fujin, I
think... ",
" OH -, greatly. Simply greatly. Going to What're it doing animal
noises above being and educating during taunts Seifer innocent people
into the public? As I?".
The girl marked its foot and struck signupblatt in forking of the
Squalls. " the impact, which is whiny a small female or I, gives you
something REAL to grouse approximately!", Then it smiled sunnily and
medicatedly again. " you see ya on Saturday night!", Selphie skipped
away, to the left and to the right hummed one peppy version " of the
eyes on me " and releases people.
Squall shook its heading. "... whatever... ",
Rinoa ran above and kicherte like a fool. " Hewwo, Skwawwy poo! As
is Shnoogy more oogybabybaer my?",
Squall looked to the left.
" OH -, you are SO delightful! See it at the talent competition,
Pookieschluepfer!", Rinoa ran away and flailing it levers completely
over the workstation.
/I must received away of the women completely... \
* * *
" I even do not think that it expresses the beauty of the Song
completely ", Quistis tactfully said.
' however q-biiiiiiitch! It forms tidy noises! C'mon, NEEDING we a
bell play as Backup!", Selphie cried. Quistis too sehenWAR not in
the term to withdraw turned it behind it and offered the following
individual part. " a tambourine?",
" none... ",
" xylophone?",
" I do not think, that am quite it",
" MARACAS IN AN EDUCATED MANNER FROM MILCHCKarton AND -kiesel?!?!"
OUT
" there is absolutely NO reason scream. ", Quistis snootily said.
Selphie threw down the milk cardboards and stomped their feet
explosively. " THEN I DO IT MY OWN ONE DARN hire fim catch foonging
doonging shuffle kerfluffle mufflecSelbst!",
" finely!", With a breath and a joint Quistis sauntered huffily from
the door. It stopped, back around turned, and said, " you find
another percussionist this near at the competition, I dared you! I
win with MY talent!", It left then.
" which talent became, that? is! Give of blowjobs or from boring
lectures?!", Selphie back shrieked.
" both!",
" Ooooh, curse stupid multitalented BLOND with their stupid
stupidheadstupidity... ", Selphie stomped their feet again. " OW!
Verfluchte one stupid spice girl size platforms... ",
* * *..
Rinoa was located in its bedroom in Galbadia and run tents at a page
paper the forehead you turned it to the left to the right to top side
down, folded it, scrunched it, liberally regards it in the mirror, in
the applied water and in the invisible ink over the surface, and again
the forehead gerunzelt
" Dammit! These stupid merry small markings STILL do not see like
words!" out,
* * *
" I flew even inside from Balamb today thus I bit mine
sand-yielded!", Raised one and waited applause cell, but do not
receive.
" we are the knights... SPARTANI SQUAD GO say! WHOOOOO!", It moved
its levers around wavelike and flashed its Schluepfer, but received no
response.
Cell sighed and looked discouraged. Its usual aired out
bouncyexuberance, main header it the public up and squeezed it
together firmly. " why not it at all discussion to me, Mr. Boo?",
The teddybaer did not react.
" you did not think it were MERRY?! HUH?! IT WAS NOT HUMOROUS ENOUGH
FOR IT, IT STINGS HYBRID?! ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!", It hurled the poor,
defenseless bear against the wall. " I REQUEST PENDULUM FOR the
HAESCHENCKaninchen, WHICH IT THINKS! IT HAS TASTE! IT HAS DIRECTION!
IT HAS FRICKIN ' AESTHETIC VALUES!",
Bob the rabbit rabbit did not react.
" OOHHHHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHHH, FRIEND, EXPLAINING IT IT!",
" cell!",
", mA?",
" you forgot your medication again?",
" Uhhh... OH -.",
* * *..
" and! And two! And chantee, relevee, pasdeschwaetzchen and GREAT
JETE!",
Irvine terminates an attractive arabesque, then the forehead gerunzelt
" Somethin ' is not quite Milliamperestundenpointe is too flat;
ah'm too low in the knoecheln! Milliamperestundenturnout is not...
not... is failed enough!", It sighed flamboyantly and adjusted its
more leg-warmly. " possibly ah a jazz program should, huh does?",
' as, i-dunno. ", its more choreographer cracked its rubber. " as,
you saw at all my Pepsiwerbung? They are, how, soooooo totally quite,
y'know? How, possibly should you to be danced as I, ' cuz, how, if I
disturb to carry clothes? They know? We, as, dress directly." on,
Irvine gave, the brow of the people to the camera (or the empty point
of the air, which it pretended, was a camera) (only more delightful).
" Hmmmm... ah count you can one point have itself there... ",
Its choreographer kicherte and slathered on more falsification cheeks.
* * *..
" or, as its, not its, y'know?",
" QUESTION ", " whether you, as, the belts and the arrows of the
fortune should to be suffered or not, y'know?",
" SPLENDID. IMPUDENTLY ", Seifer was above and carried a nice small
grain top side with ' EX bitch EDEAS " printed on it. " or levers
against a sea from Pansies to to take like you Squall and by stepping
to oppose, her donkeys, " it intoned.
" CUBES. NO SLEEP ", it gave a BREAK, then Raijin shook its heading.
" it does not function, y'know? To read is too hard, y'know?",
" MUSIC ", Seifer nodded. " it is right, even if she is not I. It
has a nice river... or something. Hell, if I know ", ' WHICH NOW?",
" possibly we should do still something, y'know? As, a more drastic
piece, y'know?",
", as over something with murders and one sleepwalking scene and cords
in the Kilts?", Seifer suggested.
" No..",
" as over something with this old king, who has three daughters and
two from them to hate and last one loves it him, but the other two you
and third above do not suck and the king furiously and them are
banished and then two the other onesuck and third above and the king furious and do not banish them and
then to try the two other central sisters to more takeover its kingdom
and the king go to nuts/mothers and then die the third daughter,
y'know?",
" MADE more difficult ",
Seifer meant for one second " okay, there is this cord, which lends
people cash, right? And this a cord owes cash to it, and he is in the
love with this girl its father everything their possible applicants to
select leaves from three coffins and of
"
" SHOVE THEY ", " okay, okay, jeez!", Seifer said, disturbed. "
which does, to do would like princess Fuuj, as?",
" that sarcastic was real, y'know?",
" ROMANCE!",
Seifer slats turned.
back into English using Lycos' translator. It is not meant to offend German people in any
way.
WHICH TALENT?
" COMING IT ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON
COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON
PLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSE?!??!?"
" Jesus H Christian on a cross, go from my leg NOW!" away, Squall
said and tried, an adhering Selphie away to step.
" however Squaaaaaa aaaaaalllll, you promised!", Selphie whined. "
you are the only cord in the complete garden, write correctly angsty
and depressing poetry!",
"... whatever.".
" SEEING it?! They are a natural!", Selphie was above and schmollte
cutely at it to " Rinoas, goes singing, and cell standupcomedy will
do, and Irvine has one neatotanzzahl, and I Guitarre with Quistis as
backuppercussionist to play.. ",
" which is doing Seifer?", Squall carefully asked.
Selphie twitched. " a drastic measured value with Raijin and Fujin, I
think... ",
" OH -, greatly. Simply greatly. Going to What're it doing animal
noises above being and educating during taunts Seifer innocent people
into the public? As I?".
The girl marked its foot and struck signupblatt in forking of the
Squalls. " the impact, which is whiny a small female or I, gives you
something REAL to grouse approximately!", Then it smiled sunnily and
medicatedly again. " you see ya on Saturday night!", Selphie skipped
away, to the left and to the right hummed one peppy version " of the
eyes on me " and releases people.
Squall shook its heading. "... whatever... ",
Rinoa ran above and kicherte like a fool. " Hewwo, Skwawwy poo! As
is Shnoogy more oogybabybaer my?",
Squall looked to the left.
" OH -, you are SO delightful! See it at the talent competition,
Pookieschluepfer!", Rinoa ran away and flailing it levers completely
over the workstation.
/I must received away of the women completely... \
* * *
" I even do not think that it expresses the beauty of the Song
completely ", Quistis tactfully said.
' however q-biiiiiiitch! It forms tidy noises! C'mon, NEEDING we a
bell play as Backup!", Selphie cried. Quistis too sehenWAR not in
the term to withdraw turned it behind it and offered the following
individual part. " a tambourine?",
" none... ",
" xylophone?",
" I do not think, that am quite it",
" MARACAS IN AN EDUCATED MANNER FROM MILCHCKarton AND -kiesel?!?!"
OUT
" there is absolutely NO reason scream. ", Quistis snootily said.
Selphie threw down the milk cardboards and stomped their feet
explosively. " THEN I DO IT MY OWN ONE DARN hire fim catch foonging
doonging shuffle kerfluffle mufflecSelbst!",
" finely!", With a breath and a joint Quistis sauntered huffily from
the door. It stopped, back around turned, and said, " you find
another percussionist this near at the competition, I dared you! I
win with MY talent!", It left then.
" which talent became, that? is! Give of blowjobs or from boring
lectures?!", Selphie back shrieked.
" both!",
" Ooooh, curse stupid multitalented BLOND with their stupid
stupidheadstupidity... ", Selphie stomped their feet again. " OW!
Verfluchte one stupid spice girl size platforms... ",
* * *..
Rinoa was located in its bedroom in Galbadia and run tents at a page
paper the forehead you turned it to the left to the right to top side
down, folded it, scrunched it, liberally regards it in the mirror, in
the applied water and in the invisible ink over the surface, and again
the forehead gerunzelt
" Dammit! These stupid merry small markings STILL do not see like
words!" out,
* * *
" I flew even inside from Balamb today thus I bit mine
sand-yielded!", Raised one and waited applause cell, but do not
receive.
" we are the knights... SPARTANI SQUAD GO say! WHOOOOO!", It moved
its levers around wavelike and flashed its Schluepfer, but received no
response.
Cell sighed and looked discouraged. Its usual aired out
bouncyexuberance, main header it the public up and squeezed it
together firmly. " why not it at all discussion to me, Mr. Boo?",
The teddybaer did not react.
" you did not think it were MERRY?! HUH?! IT WAS NOT HUMOROUS ENOUGH
FOR IT, IT STINGS HYBRID?! ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!", It hurled the poor,
defenseless bear against the wall. " I REQUEST PENDULUM FOR the
HAESCHENCKaninchen, WHICH IT THINKS! IT HAS TASTE! IT HAS DIRECTION!
IT HAS FRICKIN ' AESTHETIC VALUES!",
Bob the rabbit rabbit did not react.
" OOHHHHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHHH, FRIEND, EXPLAINING IT IT!",
" cell!",
", mA?",
" you forgot your medication again?",
" Uhhh... OH -.",
* * *..
" and! And two! And chantee, relevee, pasdeschwaetzchen and GREAT
JETE!",
Irvine terminates an attractive arabesque, then the forehead gerunzelt
" Somethin ' is not quite Milliamperestundenpointe is too flat;
ah'm too low in the knoecheln! Milliamperestundenturnout is not...
not... is failed enough!", It sighed flamboyantly and adjusted its
more leg-warmly. " possibly ah a jazz program should, huh does?",
' as, i-dunno. ", its more choreographer cracked its rubber. " as,
you saw at all my Pepsiwerbung? They are, how, soooooo totally quite,
y'know? How, possibly should you to be danced as I, ' cuz, how, if I
disturb to carry clothes? They know? We, as, dress directly." on,
Irvine gave, the brow of the people to the camera (or the empty point
of the air, which it pretended, was a camera) (only more delightful).
" Hmmmm... ah count you can one point have itself there... ",
Its choreographer kicherte and slathered on more falsification cheeks.
* * *..
" or, as its, not its, y'know?",
" QUESTION ", " whether you, as, the belts and the arrows of the
fortune should to be suffered or not, y'know?",
" SPLENDID. IMPUDENTLY ", Seifer was above and carried a nice small
grain top side with ' EX bitch EDEAS " printed on it. " or levers
against a sea from Pansies to to take like you Squall and by stepping
to oppose, her donkeys, " it intoned.
" CUBES. NO SLEEP ", it gave a BREAK, then Raijin shook its heading.
" it does not function, y'know? To read is too hard, y'know?",
" MUSIC ", Seifer nodded. " it is right, even if she is not I. It
has a nice river... or something. Hell, if I know ", ' WHICH NOW?",
" possibly we should do still something, y'know? As, a more drastic
piece, y'know?",
", as over something with murders and one sleepwalking scene and cords
in the Kilts?", Seifer suggested.
" No..",
" as over something with this old king, who has three daughters and
two from them to hate and last one loves it him, but the other two you
and third above do not suck and the king furiously and them are
banished and then two the other onesuck and third above and the king furious and do not banish them and
then to try the two other central sisters to more takeover its kingdom
and the king go to nuts/mothers and then die the third daughter,
y'know?",
" MADE more difficult ",
Seifer meant for one second " okay, there is this cord, which lends
people cash, right? And this a cord owes cash to it, and he is in the
love with this girl its father everything their possible applicants to
select leaves from three coffins and of
"
" SHOVE THEY ", " okay, okay, jeez!", Seifer said, disturbed. "
which does, to do would like princess Fuuj, as?",
" that sarcastic was real, y'know?",
" ROMANCE!",
Seifer slats turned.