Lockhart: Hi! Welcome back to Lockin' Hearts With Gildery Lockhart! The best show, if I do say so myself, ever!!!
Voice backstage: If you were me I'd fire you for talking to much! Now shut up and get on with the show! *His fist shows on stage* Now get moving!
Lockhart: *To backstage guy* Too bad you aren't me! *To audience* Today we have a wonderful Quidditch chaser Aaaaaangelina Johnson!!!
*Angelina walks on stage*
Lockhart:We also have 3 charming bachelors with us! Come on out, boys!
*Fred, George, and Lee walk out on stage*
Lockhart: *To contestants* Now, lady and gentlemen when either asking or answering a question please diguise your voice so no one can recognize you!
*Fred and George glance at each other and snicker*
Lockhart:Okay, now ask away!
Angelina:Okay, Bachelor #1 are you involved with any sports?
*Lee leans over and whispers something to Fred and George*
Fred: *In normal voice* Yes!
Lockhart: *To audience* And now a word from our sponsers! *Turns to Fred* What do you think you're doing?!? You were supposed to diguise your voice!
*While lockhart is chewing out Fred, George secretly puts a fake wand and a ton-tongue toffee in Lockhart's pocket.*
Lockhart: You knew you weren't disguising your voice! She'll recognize you now!
Fred: But I was diguising my voice! I disguised it as George's.
George: And he did an absolutly spiffing job at it!
Lockhart: Well, don't do it EVER again! *Turns to audience* And now back to Lockin' Hearts with Gilderoy Lockhart! Hit it, girl!
Angelina: Bachelor #2, do you have a sense of humor?
George: *Normal voice, Lockhart scowls* That is what people tell me,Other than teachers, but technically the aren't people.
*Lockhart,who is getting fed up with Fred and George, pulls out the ton-tongue toffee and eats it*
Angelina: Bachelor #3...
*Lockhart gags and runs off stage*
Lee: *Snickering at Lockhart* Huh?
Angelina: *Giggles* I said would you take me to a cheap or fancy restaurant?
Lee: *Very high, girly voice* Err...I guess *snickers again* umm...Is Burger King fancy or not?
Angelina: I guess it could be if you wanted it to...
*Loud gagging noise in the backround, a little bit of tongue shows on stage*
Angelina: *Who figured out who they were instantly* Bache...
*Lockhart comes on stage to end the show 5 minutes early*
Lockhart: Thats all, Ladies and Gentlemen, and remember to buy my autobiography Magical Me! *Puts 'wand' to hat winking* Come back next ti...*fake wand goes off, turns into a rubber chicken*
Lockhart: *To Fred,George, and lee* WHY I'LL GET YOU BACK FOR THIS!!! *starts to run after them* COME BACK HERE!!! *Throws rubber chicken at them*
Angelina: Okay, Okay you guys. *Looks at watch* The show is almost over so I had better pick someone. *Grinning ear to ear* I pick...Bachelor #2! George Weasley!
*George stops in his tracks and looks at Angelina, Mouth hanging open, Speechless*
Angelina; *giggling* I always liked you alot so nows my chance to take you out on a date! It's alot less embarressing than asking you out!*
George: Do you want to go to err...the 3 broomsticks?
Angelina: Don't tell me you never liked me back! Aww, man!
*Fred and Lee ahve time for a few jealous looks at George as Lockhart chases them around the studio*
Editors note: We can't put up any more episodes (well, one more wouldn't hurt) until we name the backstage guy so please write your name for him in the reviews! Don't forget that whoever wins gets thier name on an episode in Lockin' Hearts with Gilderoy Lockhart so type the name ou want us to use in too!
Voice backstage: If you were me I'd fire you for talking to much! Now shut up and get on with the show! *His fist shows on stage* Now get moving!
Lockhart: *To backstage guy* Too bad you aren't me! *To audience* Today we have a wonderful Quidditch chaser Aaaaaangelina Johnson!!!
*Angelina walks on stage*
Lockhart:We also have 3 charming bachelors with us! Come on out, boys!
*Fred, George, and Lee walk out on stage*
Lockhart: *To contestants* Now, lady and gentlemen when either asking or answering a question please diguise your voice so no one can recognize you!
*Fred and George glance at each other and snicker*
Lockhart:Okay, now ask away!
Angelina:Okay, Bachelor #1 are you involved with any sports?
*Lee leans over and whispers something to Fred and George*
Fred: *In normal voice* Yes!
Lockhart: *To audience* And now a word from our sponsers! *Turns to Fred* What do you think you're doing?!? You were supposed to diguise your voice!
*While lockhart is chewing out Fred, George secretly puts a fake wand and a ton-tongue toffee in Lockhart's pocket.*
Lockhart: You knew you weren't disguising your voice! She'll recognize you now!
Fred: But I was diguising my voice! I disguised it as George's.
George: And he did an absolutly spiffing job at it!
Lockhart: Well, don't do it EVER again! *Turns to audience* And now back to Lockin' Hearts with Gilderoy Lockhart! Hit it, girl!
Angelina: Bachelor #2, do you have a sense of humor?
George: *Normal voice, Lockhart scowls* That is what people tell me,Other than teachers, but technically the aren't people.
*Lockhart,who is getting fed up with Fred and George, pulls out the ton-tongue toffee and eats it*
Angelina: Bachelor #3...
*Lockhart gags and runs off stage*
Lee: *Snickering at Lockhart* Huh?
Angelina: *Giggles* I said would you take me to a cheap or fancy restaurant?
Lee: *Very high, girly voice* Err...I guess *snickers again* umm...Is Burger King fancy or not?
Angelina: I guess it could be if you wanted it to...
*Loud gagging noise in the backround, a little bit of tongue shows on stage*
Angelina: *Who figured out who they were instantly* Bache...
*Lockhart comes on stage to end the show 5 minutes early*
Lockhart: Thats all, Ladies and Gentlemen, and remember to buy my autobiography Magical Me! *Puts 'wand' to hat winking* Come back next ti...*fake wand goes off, turns into a rubber chicken*
Lockhart: *To Fred,George, and lee* WHY I'LL GET YOU BACK FOR THIS!!! *starts to run after them* COME BACK HERE!!! *Throws rubber chicken at them*
Angelina: Okay, Okay you guys. *Looks at watch* The show is almost over so I had better pick someone. *Grinning ear to ear* I pick...Bachelor #2! George Weasley!
*George stops in his tracks and looks at Angelina, Mouth hanging open, Speechless*
Angelina; *giggling* I always liked you alot so nows my chance to take you out on a date! It's alot less embarressing than asking you out!*
George: Do you want to go to err...the 3 broomsticks?
Angelina: Don't tell me you never liked me back! Aww, man!
*Fred and Lee ahve time for a few jealous looks at George as Lockhart chases them around the studio*
Editors note: We can't put up any more episodes (well, one more wouldn't hurt) until we name the backstage guy so please write your name for him in the reviews! Don't forget that whoever wins gets thier name on an episode in Lockin' Hearts with Gilderoy Lockhart so type the name ou want us to use in too!