Hopper vs. Vegeta
This thing actually started as a language arts assignment. We had to write a story that involved a statue of Hopper from "A Bug's Life," and I turned the statue into a character. This is just an attempt at comedy, in the "it's so stupid it's funny" genre, so please don't be too hard on me!
Oh yeah - I own none of the characters in this story, and any similarity between this and any other stories out there is purely coincidental.
-Silver Saber
One day, Hopper was out for a walk with his grasshopper cronies. It was a bright, sunny day in mid-summer. They were talking about how rent for living space had gone up over the past year, and were trying to come up with ways to circumvent the system.
They came upon Vegeta, who was sulking under a tree. There were a few snickers among the grasshoppers, and Hopper stepped forward. He greeted Vegeta like Vegeta was an old friend. Which he wasn't.
When Vegeta heard the voice, he stood up and asked "Who's there?"
The voice answered "Down here, shortstuff" from beside Vegeta's foot.
"Speak for yourself" Vegeta answered before looking down. Then he gave a shriek, jumped a meter into the air, and stayed there. "Aaaahhh!!! Bugs!!!"
Hopper and friends snickered, and Hopper lept onto Vegeta's arm.
"Aaaahhh!!! Get this thing off of me!!!"
Hopper jumped off, and he and his friends took shelter in the lee of a tree. Hopper thought "Hmmm...He's not powering up...I'll remedy this..." Then Hopper proceeded to poke Vegeta with a stick he had found on the ground. Hopper elicited the response he'd hoped for.
Then Vegeta turned Super Saiyan, just as Hopper scuttled back to cover. He smirked, then began shooting energy beams towards where he had felt the poke from. Fortunately or unfortunately, Hopper was long gone from that location.
Vegeta smirked even wider, believing the grasshopper dead, and sank back to the ground. Then he heard "Geronimooo!!!" and felt something land in his hair. Then he saw two antennae and two eyes slide into his field of vision. From above. "Hi!" said Hopper brightly. Vegeta shrieked again, this time embellished with various epithets, and ran screaming into town, a grasshopper in his hair.
After a couple of trips around Earth, Hopper jumped off. But that went unnoticed by Vegeta, who continued to run around screaming.
And for the first time in history, a grasshopper beat a Super Saiyan.
This thing actually started as a language arts assignment. We had to write a story that involved a statue of Hopper from "A Bug's Life," and I turned the statue into a character. This is just an attempt at comedy, in the "it's so stupid it's funny" genre, so please don't be too hard on me!
Oh yeah - I own none of the characters in this story, and any similarity between this and any other stories out there is purely coincidental.
-Silver Saber
One day, Hopper was out for a walk with his grasshopper cronies. It was a bright, sunny day in mid-summer. They were talking about how rent for living space had gone up over the past year, and were trying to come up with ways to circumvent the system.
They came upon Vegeta, who was sulking under a tree. There were a few snickers among the grasshoppers, and Hopper stepped forward. He greeted Vegeta like Vegeta was an old friend. Which he wasn't.
When Vegeta heard the voice, he stood up and asked "Who's there?"
The voice answered "Down here, shortstuff" from beside Vegeta's foot.
"Speak for yourself" Vegeta answered before looking down. Then he gave a shriek, jumped a meter into the air, and stayed there. "Aaaahhh!!! Bugs!!!"
Hopper and friends snickered, and Hopper lept onto Vegeta's arm.
"Aaaahhh!!! Get this thing off of me!!!"
Hopper jumped off, and he and his friends took shelter in the lee of a tree. Hopper thought "Hmmm...He's not powering up...I'll remedy this..." Then Hopper proceeded to poke Vegeta with a stick he had found on the ground. Hopper elicited the response he'd hoped for.
Then Vegeta turned Super Saiyan, just as Hopper scuttled back to cover. He smirked, then began shooting energy beams towards where he had felt the poke from. Fortunately or unfortunately, Hopper was long gone from that location.
Vegeta smirked even wider, believing the grasshopper dead, and sank back to the ground. Then he heard "Geronimooo!!!" and felt something land in his hair. Then he saw two antennae and two eyes slide into his field of vision. From above. "Hi!" said Hopper brightly. Vegeta shrieked again, this time embellished with various epithets, and ran screaming into town, a grasshopper in his hair.
After a couple of trips around Earth, Hopper jumped off. But that went unnoticed by Vegeta, who continued to run around screaming.
And for the first time in history, a grasshopper beat a Super Saiyan.