Harry Potter Goes to the Movies

AN. Sorry I haven't written for ages! Had sooo much to do! OK I got some catching up to do on the fanfic front methinks. Review thanks are at the end of this chapter!

::Chapter 2::

Neo and Trinity started firing their guns at all the seats, and as fluff and fabric began to fly everywhere, everyone hid under their seats. Then Hermione charmed their guns to start firing bubbles at everyone, and the audience began to dance to 'Wlaking on Sunshine'. Trinity and Neo joined in and were soon in deep discussion with Albus Dumbledore about frilly underwear.
"I prefer yellow leather myself," Trinity was saying.
Then Dean Thomas interrupted, "Yeah, me too, but I like to mix and match, y'know?"
They all nodded wisely.
Sirius started jumping up and down in his seat next to Harry. The trailers had just begun and he was getting very excited. But...
...Ron had just morphed into Agent Smith, who got up and walked over to Neo.
"What?" said Neo.
"Nothing, I just wanted to agree with you on the whole thong discussion. I know we never agreed about it before, but I've been persuaded to your point of view."
"Well I don't know if that's good enough," said Neo, and promptly shot Agent Smith.
"Hey! That's my friend!" Shouted Harry.
"He was expendable," replied Vernon Dursley.
"Oh, OK" said Harry, and sat down again.
Except that he couldn't sit down because a vampire with bleach blonde hair was sitting in his chair...

OK Thank Yous: Dizmius- merci beaucoup my cerazee friend! Zapper- I wrote more so you'd better read it! Coqui- tell me when you post it k?! Antony Potter- THANK YOU! ::big hug:: Green Eyes- I'll put more Dumbledore in next time- promise! Snidget, Rini, Harry's lost sister- I am I am! And thank you! Mimi- yep well guessed! sexyfleurbaby- I wasn't trying to make it make sense! Celeia- I know I know :( Kate_AnguaPotter- err...you sound stranger than me! Heffalump- I know! I'm sorry! Groovy99- Aww that's got me smiling! Thanks! Amorya- It doesnt end for quite some time I'm afraid. Hilzarie Potter- Sorry but I cant make the characters in my dreams in character! Glad you like it anyway tho! Nytbloomer- you sound like you're mad too! Hey friend! Pool- I love making spoofs of Yoda's speech- I'm so pleased it worked out OK!

Thank you all of you! Please keep R/R-ing!

*Ari*