DISCLAIMER: We, the geniuses, do not own the Dragon Ball Z characters, however, we will sue you're pathetic asses if you take out ideas. If we do sue you, we'll take the money and buy Land-o-Lakes Butter Company so that we can have all the butter we need for our popcorn. If we didn't have butter for our popcorn then Land-o-Lakes would go out of business forcing my father's business to go out of business starting a chain reaction so everyone in the US would be farmers. We would need lots of hats, so the US government would turn to the Australians. The Australian government would make the hat makers work too hard. So, if we don't get enough money to buy Land-O-Lakes the Australian hat makers would be working too hard.
Chapter 2
Vegetable was hit by a hailstone as big as his ego and plummeted into a freezing lake. 'Damn you Karcarass! This is your doing' the pissed Vegetable thought. As he froze, a Dragonball floated on top of the ice cube he was becoming. 'Hey! If I wish Karcarass back, he can get me out, help find Trunk's whinny ass and then I'll kill him! Hehehehhehehehehehhehe!' Vegetable evilly plotted. But, once again, he was outsmarted. He wished Goku back and then thought, 'NO! I could've used the Dragonball to get me and Trunk's whinny ass back to that woman's house! NO!'
Goku got Vegetable out and decided to get the others (Gohan, Piccolo, and Chi-Chi). "Goku! What are you doing alive? You're dead! Go back to being dead! You're not wanted around here anymore! Go away! NO! Now Piccolo and I can't get it on anymore! Aaahhh, I didn't say that…" Chi-Chi yelled. They traveled to an island to try and find the C.M.P.S. and rescue Trunks from Krillin and his male "companions."
Suddenly, the rabid kangaroo bit Goku, Piccolo, and Vegetable. Then, as quickly as he came, was gone. "Mommy! What's happening to daddy, step-daddy, and the pervert that raped you?" Gohack asked.
"Who the hell cares? I wish you were bit too! I wish all of you were killed by that insane, pimp-owned creature!"
"I wonder who sent it after us?" Gohack replied. Both thought and couldn't think who would do such a thing. Transformations were upon the infected three, Goku yelled,
"OH MY GOSH! WHAT AM I WEARING? I, Wonder Woman, can't be seen in such an atrocity!" Vegeta exclaimed,
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the cutest fairy princess of all? I am of course! *giggles*" Piccolo shouts,
"I Sailor Moon, will protect all of you from evil! I will punish you in the name of the moon! Hiyaa!"
"I think I will kill them myself," Chi-Chi mumbles.