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Chapter 3
So, now that the Pimps used their horrible Kangaroo to infect the powerful warriors with a funkadelic disease, all hope seems lost. (Not to mention all masculine feelings).
"With every little flower I touch, the birds will sing and the bees will blush! *incessant giggling*" Said Vegeta in a sing song voice. Currently he was playing in the clouds singing mindless elementary school songs, all thoughts of Trunks, and the fact that he is a male, forgotten.
"Damn! That kangaroo must have bit Vegeta's dick off, because he doesn't seem to be thinking with it anymore…" Said a confused and amused Chichi.
"Mommy, what's a dick?" Gohack asked his mother.
"A question? Dare you ask a QUESTION?!!!!! You haven't been studying enough! We should get back home immediately!" The poor little Gohack was disappointed that he couldn't watch his father, tutor, and his mother's sex slave fly around pretending to be girls. He was beginning to hope that if they stayed that way, he wouldn't have to be the only gay one in the group. Suddenly his source of hidden power snapped as he turned on his mother.
"I may not know what a dick is, but I know what an ass is, and that's exactly where I'm going to shove all those damn books written in languages I can't read. UP YO ASS!!!!!!!"
" You wanna see ass little man? Bring it on I'll be happy to kick some around for you!" Just then, upon hearing the mention of Ass's, Piccolo came running.
"I will please you with the power of a mooning!" Just then, he pulled his pants down and turned his big hairy green backside to Chichi and Gohack. He then began to blind Chichi and Gohack with an absurd Dance. To avoid the hideous sight, Chichi turned to look the other way, and noticed an abandoned pimp cane lying oddly positioned on the ground. Hoping to remind the warriors of their quest she shouted to them all about the suspicious clue. Just as she did this, a large secret place rose out of nowhere. All where momentarily stunned, except for Piccolo who was jumping around without pants singing the sailor moon theme song, at the large Pimp leading a team of mad leeches.
"I'm the Pimpster/rapper, named Greggy Z. These are man eating leeches, you see here with me. They gonna eat you all, cuz yo discovered our layer, And knowin our secret just ain't fair. So here day go!" he says with a funky rap.
Unfortunately, instead of attacking all the Z warriors, the leeches headed straight for Goku/wonder Woman.
"Uh, Chichi, I think their attracted to me," Goku begins to turn a deep red. " I did just start my period you know. You wouldn't happen to be able to save wonder Woman, with a wonder tampon would you? Come on, help a gal pal out?" Unfortunately though, Chichi had a sinister plot. I can let the leeches kill him and then I can be with my true love… ahh Drew the porn star. Chichi had always had a thing for porn, and eventually she fell in love with one of the biggest porn stars around. With Goku around, she wouldn't be able to see him though. With these thoughts she powered up and threw a leech straight at Goku.
"I don't have a tampon, but this ought to suck it up, Wonder Freak!!!" The huge leech went flying through the air straight at Goku, officially starting the first battle in the mission to rescue Trunks.
NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z: The fighting will begin, but will Goku survive when he gets a deadly hangnail? And will Piccolo find his pants, and the courage to face a pimp powered Krillin? And what about Vegeta, will he be able to help the distraught care bears? TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR DRAGON BALL Z!