Chapter 4
As the rampaging leech sucked the life out of Goku, Chi-Chi sat holding Piccolo's pants. "Where are my pants?" Piccolo asked. Chi-Chi was amazed how stupid he was. She slapped them on him and they (being Gohack, Chi-Chi, and SM) followed a trail of pimp canes.
"Look! The cake entrance! Mommy! Mommy! Does this mean we get Trunky-Wunky back? I missed our playtime!" Gohack had said too much.
"TRUNKY-WUNKY!? PLAYTIME!? ARE YOU INSANE? Oh, yeah, you are... YOU'RE GAY! YOU SICK LITTLE FREAK ON A LEASH! WHEN WE GET HOME I'LL MAKE YOU DO HOMEWORK UNTIL YOU'RE 70! NOW NO MORE TALK OF GAYNESS!"
"Now, now, solving problems with violence isn't the good way-" Piccolo was cut off by Chi-Chi's screams,
"SHUT UP YOU FAGET! I PAY YOU GOOD MONEY TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND YOUR HORMONES UP!" She continued in silence towards the mouth of the cave.
~meanwhile
"The Care Bears need our help! Care Bear Stare!!!" Vegeta yelled out to no one in particular.
"I'll help you!" a masculine woman's voice shouted. It was none other than Wonder Woman/Goku.
~meanwhile
Krillin: Our plan is working perfectly.... what? intruders?
SM: That's right! You'll never get the pimp canes! For I, Sailor Moon will punish you! In the name of the Moon!
Chi-Chi: *sighs*
As SM delivers a whopping blow, Gohack gets in front of the ecstatic bald pimp.
Gohack: No! I love him! Chi-Chi faints...
Will Gohan be able to over come his gayness? (no) Will Wonder Woman realize he is being controlled by the leech? (no) Will the Care Bears get help in time? (no) Will Trunks ever get his bath? (probably not) Will Trunks survive the rabid kangaroo raping him? (it's still up in the air) Find out on the next exciting episode of Dragon Balls A!