Disclaimer: There's a place in France where the naked women dance. There's a hole in the wall so the men can see it all, But the women don't care cuz they're in their underwear. I do not own dbz, but I have a funky flea, la de da de da…
Chapter 5
As Chichi, Piccolo/sailor moon, and Gohack began to fight the evil pimp leader Krillin, Kakarass/wonder woman and Vegetable/pixy princess, were valiantly fighting against the rabid leech.
"We must save the care bears!" Vegeta squealed.
"Don't worry, I, Wonder Woman, shall save us all!" Kakarass said in a masculine voice.
"No way your getting all the credit, Kakarass!" Little did the pimps know that the rabid kangaroo bite's effect was only temporary. Vegeta was unfortunately becoming himself again. Vegeta attacked the giant leech, but then thought better of it. Why in the hell am I going to save Kakarass's ass just so that I can say that I want to be the one to kill him, when I know good and well that I will never defeat him? It is much more fun to watch him die, and then have the pleasure of poking him with a stick, then to tire myself out saving him… Vegeta thought to himself. So, with that Vegeta sat back, his old personality again, and watched the giant leech suck the life out of Kakarass.
"Vegeta, help me! I… I … have a hang nail!!!!" Goku still wasn't himself. Vegeta let out a cruel laugh and decided to help out the leech. He fired a ki blast at Goku's back. The blast hit dead on and left Goku's back bare.
"You jackass! You destroyed my wonder bra! Wonder Woman isn't Wonder Woman without wonder breasts!" Suddenly Goku blinked a few times and recovered his senses. "What am I doing with breasts? Man, look at those things! I'm better than Chichi! This wonder bra really works!" He said slightly confused that he was dressed in a woman super hero outfit.
"As for being better than Chichi, you didn't have much competition. That bitch is flatter than a rabbit on a highway, and as for your confusion, you should be used to the feeling by now. Anyway, we obviously were enslaved or temporarily infected with some mind controlling substance that turned us into freaks. I have no idea where the rest of the group is. More importantly though, I need to get out of this glittery skirt…" Kakarass, now completely normal, or as close as he can get, easily defeated the blood sucking leech. He then walked toward Vegeta, and they followed the trail that Chichi and the rest of the "Z gang" had left. When they entered into the secret lair, they saw Chichi kicking a bunch of pimp's asses, Gohack madly licking Krillin, and Piccolo swinging a pimp cane at anything that moved. Suddenly Piccolo moved toward Gohack and began beating him off of Krillin.
"Yo, mondo cool! I may be a pimp, but I don't go for kiddy porn, well, maybe I do, but just a little." Kakarass, seeing his son fall unconscious to the floor, went into a berserk transformation. His dick enlarged until it was hanging around his knees, and he became bald.
"What the hell? This isn't how my transformation is supposed to go!" Kakarass screamed.
"It's probably just a side effect of that kangaroo bite. You know, seeing as this is the middle of the battle, and it looks like we are loosing, how about I go into a long, whiney ass story about my horrible childhood and how my planet was destroyed?" Vegeta asked with a hopeful sound in his voice.
"NO! Just shut the hell up, and fight you moron! Nobody cares about your mysterious past, or how your father sold you into slavery. We don't care about your pathetic problems!" Chichi screamed.
"Who pissed in your cornflakes?" Vegeta asked irritably as he reluctantly began to fight.
And so the battle continued with Vegeta, Chichi, and Clarinet, I mean Piccolo, fighting the pimps. Gohack was still unconscious, and Kakarass was running around in his wacky new transformation.
NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z: I don't give a damn what happens next! I'm just some homeless guy that they pulled from off the streets! I don't know who these people are, or who I am. One minute I'm in the homeless shelter, and the next I'm trapped in here! For god sakes somebody, anybody, HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!