Senselessness
Jabber: The third scene! My little story's growing up! It wasn't supposed to be like this! *sobs*
Disclaimer: You will not be a Really Nice Person if you sue, because I've got nothing of any value. (Except for maybe that Kamui posterah, forget I said that) All mentioned characters, parodied originals belong to whomever they belong to. However, this insanity is MINE. All miiiine!! ::bwhaha::
Senselessness-Scene 3
(It is a bright day on a dock somewhere in Japan. Sakura of all colors drift from nonexistent trees, as do feathers and droplets of blood (?). Our favorite onmyouji are facing off.)
Subaru: (sighing) Seishirou-san
Seishirou's ghost: Subaru-kun
(Unexpectedly, Sorata appears and grins at the younger, and more , er, lively man.)
Sorata: (huge smile on his face) O--ha--yo!! (He starts to drag Subaru away from the phantasm, to the latter's great distress.) Let's go Subaru-kun, the other Ten no Ryuu are waiting for us. (He puts the spluttering and half-blind man down and examines thereof.) Are you packed?
Subaru: (indignant, not a little confused, and trying to crawl back to Sei-chan's ghost) Packed for what?!
(The other Dragons all appear from a parallel dimension and strike poses, with "Kamui" and Kamui at the center of their can-can line.)
Dragons: (shouting) The cruuuuuise!!
Kamui: (angsty look at Subaru) Subaru-san, is that the
(Dramatic violins swell in the background)
Kamui: Sakurazukamori?
Seishirou's ghost: (leering) Wow kid, you're good. Brilliant, Watson.
(The others clap politely)
"Kamui" (aka Fuuma): Well, my newly evil pal, are you ready to torture me?
Kamui: (starts to smile winningly but reverts to his old smirk--the fangirls swoon) Certainly.
('They start to fight. The other Dragons roll eyes, sigh, and snicker, respectively. Eventually the two are pulled and pushed aboard.)
Fuuma: (tiredly) That was fun! (He has a black eye and a cast around most of his left leg)
Kamui: (smirking) Yes. (Strikes definite Sadistic and Proud of It pose) Ahaha. I enjoyed the staple gun and super glue most of all. And you were fantastic throughout.
(That night, on the deck of the cruise ship, Fuuma is cornered by his now evil counterpart. Slowly, he is being backed against the railing.)
Fuuma: (frightened; he has another cast around an arm, and bandages are flopping everywhere, as are the expected feathers, gears, ribbons, and blood (?).) Ka-Kamuiplease, come back to me, Kamui
Kamui: (evil Grin ™) I think not ( he pushes Fuuma against the railing.)\
Fuuma: (climbing up the railing) D--don't come a-any closer! I'll jump!
(Tense music; think lots of sixteenth notes)
Kamui: (apparently reverting to his good side) No! Fuuma, get down from there. If you jump(music swells in a romantic bellow)I'll jump to save you. (The two stare at each other for a few moments.)
Fuuma: (teary) R-really?
(Embrace follows, somewhat hindered by the casts and bandages.)
(The next morning, in Kamui's cabin)
Kamui: (yawning) Fuu..ma? You up?
(He get up and discovers a little stuffed bunny of the pudgy variety, favored by CLAMP in WISH. Pandemonium ensues.)
Kamui: (panicking) Ohmykami-sama(overturning bowls) Fuuma(peering in the trash can)Fuuma?!
(Yuzuriha appears in the doorway, rubbing her eyes.)
Yuzuriha: Who are you calling for? (Kusanagi appears behind her, in a pink bathrobe)
Kusanagi: Yuzu-chan, I'm gonna go brush my teeth now, okay?
Yuzuriha: (genki) OOH! With the bubblegum flavored paste?
(They wander off, leaving Kamui scrambling about. The maid enters, duster in hand.)
Ranma in Disguise: Eh
Kamui: (flinging up a pot of newly-made coffee at Ran-chan's face)
(Splash)
Kamui: (freaking out) Oh my kami-sama, you're a guy. (to himself) and I thought I was strange in my sexual orientation
Ranma: (-_-**) Hey kid, lemme teach you something
(At dinner, Kamui is done up in the oh-so-familiar bandages.)
Fuuma: Well, at least you found me, huh?
Kamui: Grrr
(On deck, later that night, the Dragons are taking turns standing at the railing of the prow and sticking their arms out.)
Fuuma: Hey cool, look, Kamui, it reminds me of the time when I stuck glass in your hands and pretended to crucify you! (-Author-: Come on, you remember that one, don't you?)
Kamui: (is involved in standing at said prow with the Sumeragi) I'mI'm flying, Subaru
Seishirou's ghost and Fuuma: GRRRRR
(In the entrance to the swimming pool)
Nataku: (questioningly) Can I bring my Ribbon-san?
Syaoran the lifeguard: (irritated) NO!
Nataku: (sobbing) I want my Daaaaaddy!! (It (?) runs off)
(Unbeknownst to the Dragons, the other passengers are secretly taking the lifeboats and evacuating the ship due to the bout of senselessness their presence has induced.)
(End Scene three)
Eva: Heh heh*rubs hands* now this story will really get interesting
Kamui: *grumble grumble*
Eva: *evil laugh* And then, finally, I can start on my DN Angel fic!
Dark: Does that mean I'll show up?
Eva: Maaaybeeoh, yes, if you want to read aforementioned DN Angel fic or if you are a Really Really Really Nice Person, just go down a tad further and review!!