Ami
Makoto
Minako
Usagi
Rei
Setsuna
Green Team:
Chibi-Usa
Hotaru
Haruka
Michiru
Luna
Artemis
Sailor Moon Survivor- Episode 2
Motoki: Welcome back to Survivor, Sailor Scout style. Last time on Survivor, we met up with all of the contestants and tweeked the polls so you could vote for who you wanted kicked off. The results are in, so here we go!
Day 1
Motoki: This is the first time for everyone on concentration camp Muttermund. They came eager, willing.
Ami: With our hearts open.
Minako: Our arms open.
Motoki: You came with your pants open.
Minako: You did pig! *slaps him* You'll go back in handcuffs!
Motoki: Ahem! Well, teams, split up. Green team, you're over in cabin 1, Red team, you're in cabin 2.
Artemis: You want me to room with a bunch of girls?
Motoki: That's what I said.
Artemis: Oh, okay.
Setsuna: It's pretty dismal here. Smells like death.
Motoki: You'll get used to it! Alright, tribal counsel meets at sundown, and if any of you try to excape, you will be tickled to death. Have fun! *gets in his car and leaves*
Ami: Alright Red team. Let's head off and get unpacked.
Makoto: Who died and left you in charge?
Minako: C'mon guys, no fighting.
Ami: We're not fighting Minako, look at us.
Makoto: We really weren't going to fight Minako, not in front of you.
Ami: Honest to God not in front of you.
Rei: So, lets get this show on the road. Did any of us bring anything really important?
Usagi: I brought my cell phone!
Setsuna: *freezes time* (to the reader) I can't believe I got stuck with these bozo's... *unfreezes time*
Makoto: We should unpack, follow Ami and me to our cabin!
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Chibi-Usa: C'mon you dumb hussies, pick up the pace!
Haruka: Listen you...
Chibi-Usa: I'm listening. *blocks Haruka's path*
Haruka: Let me pass.
Hotaru: Por favor.
Chibi-Usa: No comprende.
Hotaru: Gracias.
Chibi-Usa: De nada.
Michiru: Ai Mambo Ai! Sorry...
Luna: STOP IT! What does it take to get through to you! Do you stop? You make this world lousy.
Artemis: Come on, lets go unpack.
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Two Hours Later
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Usagi: Hey Makoto, how bout fireing up that oven and cooking us some food!
Makoto: No, this is my pork cutlet.
Usagi: Fine, I'll just call Mamo-chan and tell him to bring me a pizza!
Ami: Baka... Mamo-chan can't leave his house, because we're in the middle of a frickin CONCENTRATION CAMP!!!
Minako: What does 'Muttermund' mean?
Rei: I'm going to the soup kitchen to get some lentils.
Haruka: Play me a song Michiru.
Michiru: Okay *picks up violin and plays*
Chibi-Usa: Can you please stop playing that racket?! I'm trying to sleep.
Setsuna: Shut up Chibi!
Hotaru: You don't make noise. You don't talk back to me.
Luna: Who don't?
Hotaru: Heero, gee I love him.
Artemis: Then why don't you marry him?
Chibi-Usa: I aint never gettin married. Too noisy.
Minako: You aint never gonna get married. Too ugly!
Chibi-Usa: Listen jailbait, I licked you twice and I can do it again!
Michiru: Curfew ladies, and cats. Chibi-Usa you should be in bed.
Chibi-Usa: We're having a tribal counsel here tonight Michiru.
Haruka: Yeah Michiru. We're gonna decide on who's getting kicked off.
Makoto: Dinner's ready! I made squid on a stick, pork cutlet, and of course my famous fudge brownies!
Everyone: Thanks Makoto!
Artemis: Look! Motoki's back! I think it's time to find out who's getting kicked off!
Motoki: Hey guys.. this second episode was pretty boring but this was everyone's first day to settle in so don't give up on me yet! It can get better! Round out! *everyone forms a circle* Alright, before I announce the first one gone, I'm gonna ask some questions. Artemis, do you think that because you are the only male, that you might be the first to go?
Artemis: Um, not really because these women need some man to keep them in line.
Hotaru: That was really sexist! *hits him with Heero*
Motoki: Moving on... Chibi-Usa, you seem to be the youngest. Do you think that effected how the others looked at you today?
Chibi-Usa: Well Motoki, these hussies need me to keep them in shape. I am the leader of them, and they know it. They would never ever kick me off.
Motoki: Alright, I have the results. The first one to win immunity is.......... MAKOTO! For making those wonderful brownies. And here is the part you've all been waiting for. The first person kicked off Survivor is.........Usagi...
Usagi: WHAT!!!!
Motoki: I'm sorry, the poll has spoken, it's your time to leave.
Usagi: *sobbing* I can't believe this! I was nice to everyone, and I helped out a lot! I'm going to call Mamo-chan and he's going to come over here and teach you a lesson Motoki. I know it was all your fult for kicking me off and....and.... WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *buckles to her knees and starts to cry*
Motoki: Well folks, tune in next time to see who gets the boot...only on Sailor Moon Survivor! The polls have been reset, so get voting! Didn't like the results of today's show? Get off your behind and vote! Click Here for a link to the poll!