font face="verdana"I was bored so I wrote this. Enjoy ^^;;
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Duo Get's a Job
By YukiChan ^..^
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Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, Sunrise so y'all don't sue me!
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Rating: PG-13 for language
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- Duo was laying around in the G-Boys house, watching TV when the phone rang. After 3 rings Duo got up and answered it.
Duo: **picks up phone** Oi. Who's speakin? Oh... Hiya Hilde. NANI?! Your birthday's the day after tammorow?! **nervous** Oh yeah! Sure I've gotten ya a present. Okay, bye bye. **hangs up** AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Quatre: **walks into room** What's wrong Duo?
Duo: **bawling** HILDE'S BIRTHDAY IS THE DAY AFTER TAMMOROW AND I'M BROKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **stops crying and looks weirdly at Quatre** Quatre-san! Your my best buddy, did ya know that?
Quatre: **narrows eyes** No Duo, I wouldn't give you any money.
Duo: **whispers under breath** Damn...
Quatre: If you really need money, **picks up a newspaper and flips to the WANTED section** get a job and earn the money yourself.
Duo: **big eyes** EARN... MONEY... MYSELF???
- Two hours later Duo was at McDonald's, making hamburgers.
Cook #1: Hey, Maxwell! Yous better hurry it up in there er the boss will fire ya!
Duo: Yeah, yeah... **duo flipps a hamburger, and it gets stuck to the cealing with 3 others**
Hamburger #1: **speaks to other hamburgers stuck to cealing** Hey Billy Bob Beef, WAZZUP?!
Hamburger #2: Nothing, just hangin out. Sure is lucky that dope let us get stuck ta the cealin' instead of bein food.
Duo: **looks up at the hamburgers on the cealin** Opps... I wonder if those can still be eaten **shrugs** oh well... **duo goes to put french fries in a carton and spills them on to the floor** Oppsy...
Manger: MAXWELL YOU BASTARD!!!! THAT'S THE SECOND TIME TADAY! GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUTTA HERE NOW!!!!!
Duo: **takes off apron** Don't I get paided?
Manger: NO!!!
Duo: **sighs and walks outta McDonalds**
- Later...
Duo: **talking to the employement agent at Foley's** Um hi... Can I have a job here, miss??
Employment Agent: **southern accent** Why yes, ya cute lil' thang **pinches his cheak** We have pleantly of possesions open.
Duo: **under breath** I can see why.... **perks up** Can I have a job in the Woman's Department?
Employment Agent: NO!!!!! **under breath** pervert...
Duo: Damn....
Employment Agent: We have the perfect possesions for you in the Men's Department. Just go to the main desk and show them this lil ol' paper and they'll tell ya were ta go. Bye now!
- Duo is working at the Men's Department
Duo: **scanning clothes** That'll be $25.78, sir
Man #1: **pays** Thanks
Co-Worker #1: Hey Duo! Ya look stressed out, here, have a beer!
Duo: Err... Thanks... **drinks** oohhh... thish ish nice... **hicup**
- About 3 beers later.....
Duo: WWWWHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! **dancing on top of counter with pink, power puff girls boxers on his head** I'M A TUCAN!!! TUCAN TUCAN TUCAN!!!! **jumps off and trys to fly** WWWWWWEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Co-Worker #1: **sweetdrops** Maybe I shouldn't have given him those beers...
Manger: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! **looks around, and then at Duo** MR. MAXWELL!!!!!! YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!!
~ To be continued...
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No! This is not the end, so don't get yout panties in a knot
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Duo Get's a Job
By YukiChan ^..^
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Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, Sunrise so y'all don't sue me!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Rating: PG-13 for language
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- Duo was laying around in the G-Boys house, watching TV when the phone rang. After 3 rings Duo got up and answered it.
Duo: **picks up phone** Oi. Who's speakin? Oh... Hiya Hilde. NANI?! Your birthday's the day after tammorow?! **nervous** Oh yeah! Sure I've gotten ya a present. Okay, bye bye. **hangs up** AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Quatre: **walks into room** What's wrong Duo?
Duo: **bawling** HILDE'S BIRTHDAY IS THE DAY AFTER TAMMOROW AND I'M BROKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **stops crying and looks weirdly at Quatre** Quatre-san! Your my best buddy, did ya know that?
Quatre: **narrows eyes** No Duo, I wouldn't give you any money.
Duo: **whispers under breath** Damn...
Quatre: If you really need money, **picks up a newspaper and flips to the WANTED section** get a job and earn the money yourself.
Duo: **big eyes** EARN... MONEY... MYSELF???
- Two hours later Duo was at McDonald's, making hamburgers.
Cook #1: Hey, Maxwell! Yous better hurry it up in there er the boss will fire ya!
Duo: Yeah, yeah... **duo flipps a hamburger, and it gets stuck to the cealing with 3 others**
Hamburger #1: **speaks to other hamburgers stuck to cealing** Hey Billy Bob Beef, WAZZUP?!
Hamburger #2: Nothing, just hangin out. Sure is lucky that dope let us get stuck ta the cealin' instead of bein food.
Duo: **looks up at the hamburgers on the cealin** Opps... I wonder if those can still be eaten **shrugs** oh well... **duo goes to put french fries in a carton and spills them on to the floor** Oppsy...
Manger: MAXWELL YOU BASTARD!!!! THAT'S THE SECOND TIME TADAY! GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUTTA HERE NOW!!!!!
Duo: **takes off apron** Don't I get paided?
Manger: NO!!!
Duo: **sighs and walks outta McDonalds**
- Later...
Duo: **talking to the employement agent at Foley's** Um hi... Can I have a job here, miss??
Employment Agent: **southern accent** Why yes, ya cute lil' thang **pinches his cheak** We have pleantly of possesions open.
Duo: **under breath** I can see why.... **perks up** Can I have a job in the Woman's Department?
Employment Agent: NO!!!!! **under breath** pervert...
Duo: Damn....
Employment Agent: We have the perfect possesions for you in the Men's Department. Just go to the main desk and show them this lil ol' paper and they'll tell ya were ta go. Bye now!
- Duo is working at the Men's Department
Duo: **scanning clothes** That'll be $25.78, sir
Man #1: **pays** Thanks
Co-Worker #1: Hey Duo! Ya look stressed out, here, have a beer!
Duo: Err... Thanks... **drinks** oohhh... thish ish nice... **hicup**
- About 3 beers later.....
Duo: WWWWHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! **dancing on top of counter with pink, power puff girls boxers on his head** I'M A TUCAN!!! TUCAN TUCAN TUCAN!!!! **jumps off and trys to fly** WWWWWWEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Co-Worker #1: **sweetdrops** Maybe I shouldn't have given him those beers...
Manger: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! **looks around, and then at Duo** MR. MAXWELL!!!!!! YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!!
~ To be continued...
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No! This is not the end, so don't get yout panties in a knot
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