A long time ago, in a galaxy not so far away…
"Comandress Eiko, kupo, we are now out of Gaia's atmosphere and heading towards our destination of the Phoenix Alpha X galaxy," Moodon informed her.
"Great. The Phoenix summon is almost ours. So, how long will it take to get to the Phoenix whatever X place?"
"Well, according to my calculations…" Moodon punched in some numbers on his calculator, "… 500 years, kupo…"
"500 years!?"
"Yes, but that's at our current speed. I built new turbo energy boosters to get us there faster. Hit the switch, Mogki!"
Mogki pressed the red 'Do not touch unless you have a death wish' button on the control panel.
"… Uh, guys, nothing happ-!"
The ship suddenly gained a burst of speed. Eiko was pushed back into her seat by the force.
"Don't worry, Commandress, you will become adjusted to the speed in 3… 2…"
"Whoa… That's better, but how come you two didn't get pushed back?" Eiko asked.
"Uh, well it's because of, um, you know, I don't really know why," Moodon answered.
"How long is it gonna take now?"
"Well, about 15 minutes."
"15 minutes? Boy, those turbo boosters sure are effective."
"Yes, kupo, and patent pending…" Mogki added.
Gumo suddenly ran into the chamber. "Red alert! Unidentified flying object spotted!" he announced.
"A UFO!? Cool, we're gonna see some aliens!" Eiko exclaimed.
"Lowering down the telescope," Mogki said as he pulled a lever.
"Let me see!" Moodon shouted, pushing Mogki out of the way to look through the telescope.
"Hey, I wanna see, too!" Eiko yelled.
"Just wait, kupo… There they are!"
"What do they look like, kupo?" Gumo asked him.
"Three of them are wearing pointy hats and the fourth is pale, with white hair, and …strange … clothes… is that supposed to be a dress…?"
On the "alien's" ship…
"Are you sure the legendary Phoenix summon is all the way out here?" Kuja asked one of the black mages.
"KILL!"
"…Can't you say anything else?"
"Oh sure, now you want me to talk…"
"So is it out here or not!?"
"Yes, it's located in the Phoenix Alpha X galaxy."
"Good. You there!"
"I do have a name, you know," the black mage answered.
"Oh and what would that be?"
"Mr. 201."
"Well Mr. 201, I hope you enjoy your one-way trip… to the afterlife!"
"Wha-!?"
Kuja used his amazing powers to annihilate Mr. 201. Only his hat remained.
"What are you staring at? Get back to work!" he ordered the black mages.
"Is he wearing a dress?" a black mage whispered.
"It looks more like a skirt to me," another whispered back.
"Mr. Kuja?" one of them spoke up.
"What is it?"
"Another ship has been spotted and it appears to be heading in the same direction as us."
Kuja snapped his fingers. A black mage flipped a switch and a telescope appeared in front of Kuja.
"Let's see who these bumpkins are… Hmm, moogles and… a little girl… wait is that a horn on her head!? She must be a summoner." A lightbulb appeared over Kuja's head. "…Ha ha ha, I've just come up with a brilliant plan!"
Eiko's ship…
"What's he laughing at? It must've been a really funny joke," Eiko said, looking through the telescope. "Anyway guys, it's just Kuja and some black mages…"
"Just Kuja!?" Mogki exclaimed.
"There's no need to worry. I'll take care of him."
"With what, kupo?"
"Why, my amazing summoning powers, of coarse!"
"D-do summoning powers work out here?" Gumo questioned.
"Well, magic does…"
"How do you know that, kupo?"
"I just saw Kuja blow up a black mage…"
"Oh no! We're all going to die, kupo!" Moodon panicked.
"And I still haven't tasted the sweetness of a Kupo Nut," Mogki sighed.
"Calm down. We're not gonna die! All we have to do is to keep moving. If they want the Phoenix summon they can't get it unless they have a summoner to break the seal, and they don't! Boy, are they stupid," Eiko replied.
"Are you sure, Comandress, kupo?" Gumo inquired.
"I'm positive. Let's get to that galaxy!"
* Will Eiko and the moogles get to the Phoenix Alpha X galaxy before Kuja and his black mages? What is Kuja's brilliant plan? Will we ever find out if Kuja is wearing a dress or a skirt? Find out, next time *
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