Die Sailor Mini Moon
Shikami~Sun
Note: I don't own Sailor Moon, Gundam Wing, Pokemon, or Cardcaptors. But I DO own the idea of Kenjii the Evil One (from Pokestars or something like that by my alter ego) I wrote this while listening to Pokemon 2000: Power of One soundtrack.
Sailor Mini Moon was walking down the street cursing Sailor Moon. "Sailor Moon no baka… odango atama!" Then Zechs, who is really Milliardo, who looks like Yue, pointed his MS Tallgeese's gun at her: "Die Sailor Mini Moon!" Sailor Mini Moon cried out for help: "Help! Sailor Moon! Anyone! Help me!"
Heero Yuy walked up: "Die Sailor Mini Moon!" he pointed his gun at her. "Hee hee." Relena Darlian-Peacecraft walked over, greatly amused. She pointed a fighter jet's gun at her: "Die Sailor Mini Moon." Heero laughed loudly: "Prepare to die Sailor Mini Moon." Relena laughed too.
Melody walked up. Everyone turned their guns on her for a second. They killed her. Sailor Mini Moon ran away. Pegasus came up in pursuit of his lost love: Sailor Mini Moon. They embraced. Everyone fainted. Then Ash, Misty, and Pikachu walked up. They screeched to a halt. Misty called out her Gyarados: "Sic 'em Gyarados!" She puked.
Ash called out Charizard: "Burn 'em down to ashes!" Gyarados and Charizard obeyed, but Pegasus and Sailor Mini Moon stole everybody's dreams and used the Pukey Crystal.* They weren't harmed. Everyone was now fainted cuz their dreams were stolen.
Kenjii the Evil One, a.k.a. Tracy, walked up. He claimed Sailor Mini Moon as his bride. Sailor Mini Moon stood behind Pegasus who guarded her protectively with the Pukey Crystal.* Kenjii walked away and got shot by Duo and Quatre and Trowa. Then Pegasus stole their dreams too. They fainted.
Sailor Mini Moon and Pegasus kissed. Darkflare, MY Umbreon in MY Pokemon Gold game, used Faint Attack on them. They fainted because of Darkflare's superior power. Darkflare then fainted because they looked sicko even in unconsciousness.
Li Showron walked up. He used his sword and sliced Pegasus and Sailor Mini Moon in half. Sakura Avalon, who had been hiding behind him, cheered. She hugged him and Li blushed. Then Madison Taylor showed up with her dumb video-camera.
Everyone who had fainted finally woke up. They cheered because Sailor Mini Moon and Pegasus had died. Li decided they should kill Madison next. So they formulated a plan to kill her. But that's another story.
* Golden Crystal: my name for it
Anyone who enjoyed this check out the previous:
Die Megan Hoshi
And the sequel:
Die Madison Taylor