Kuja's ship…
"…And that's my brilliant plan!" Kuja boasted.
"You'll never get away with it!" Eiko shouted.
"Watch me. The Phoenix summon will be mine! Mwahahahaha!"
"…That's one screwed-up laugh…"
"Thank you. I've spent months perfecting it to get just the right amount of ha ha's."
"M-mr. Kuja?" a black mage asked.
"What!?"
"Three… moogles in spacesuits… are flying towards our ship."
"Really? Well, get rid of them."
"No, you can't! They're my friends!" Eiko protested.
"That's too bad little girl. Black mage, do whatever you have to to get rid of them."
"Yes Mr. Kuja," the mage answered. He left the room.
"It's time for my pedicure. Stay here and don't move," Kuja ordered Eiko as he left the room.
"I have to stop them from hurting the moogles. But… how do I get out of here!?"
The black mage was now in the control room.
"What did he say?" another black mage asked.
"He said to get rid of them."
"Alright." The mage looked out the window. "Hey, where did they go?"
Little did the black mages know that the moogles had found a way onto the ship…
"We're finally on the ship, kupo," Mogki said. "But where's Eiko?"
"We have to find her before we get to the galaxy and we only have 3 minutes!" Moodon exclaimed.
"Let's go!" Stilzkin yelled. "Charge!"
All three moogles began to run in different directions.
"Wait!" Mogki shouted.
"What?" Moodon and Stilzkin asked in unison.
"Look over there!"
Mogki was pointing at a map of the ship. A red 'You are here' arrow showed that they were in the bathroom.
"Funny. I never noticed the toilet over there, kupo," Moodon said.
"This must be where Eiko is," Mogki pointed to the 'Room where we keep annoying little brats'.
"Alright, let's go!" Stilzkin yelled.
In the room where Eiko is…
"Alone for awhile, I've been sitting in this room,
For traces of the secret to escape and join my friends."
"Eiko!" a voice called.
"Huh? Who's there? Grandpa, is that you?"
"No stupid. It's me!" Stilzkin said.
"Stilzkin? Mogki? Moodon? How did you guys get here?"
"We, uh, don't really know how we got on this ship," Mogki confessed.
"Well… untie me now!" Eiko ordered.
"Yes ma'am, kupo."
The three moogles untied the ropes around Eiko.
"Let's get of this crazy ship!" she suggested.
They ran out of the room to the hallway.
"Where do we go now?" she asked.
"Just look at the map over there," Stilzkin said.
"Okay. …This way."
Eiko, Stilzkin, Mogki, and Moodon found the way off Kuja's ship and onto their own.
Meanwhile, Kuja had just returned from his pedicure…
"This hot pink nailpolish is definitely my color. Oh little girl, it's time," he called. He entered the room. "We have reach- Hey where did she go!?"
"Mr. Kuja?" a black mage asked.
"What? And where is the girl?"
"Uh, you have to come to the control room right away and I don't know."
"My plan is ruined…" Kuja muttered as he and the black mage walked towards the control room.
"What the-! What is that!?"
A giant chocobo was sitting in the captain's chair.
"You vant the Phoenix summon? Perform za Chocobo Polka ya!" it said.
"Chocobo… Polka?" Kuja asked weakly.
"Ya."
"I thought you only had to summon an eidolon…?"
"No, you must also perform polka ya!"
"Uh,"
Both black mages pull out accordions.
"Alright. Mages, are you ready?"
So Kuja was forced to perform the Chocobo Polka, but he did not get the Phoenix summon because he could not summon an eidolon. Hey, what happened to Eiko and the moogles?
Eiko's ship…
"I'm glad we turned around. Nothing is worth all that," Eiko announced.
"Eiko?" Stilzkin spoke up.
"Yeah? What is it?"
"Here." Stilzkin handed her a Phoenix Pinion.
"What's this?"
"It will summon Phoenix for you."
"Are you telling me we came all this way for nothing when I could've stayed on Gaia and got one of these!?"
"…Yeah…"
"Nooooo!!"
And so ends the story of the moogles in space.
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