Die Madison Taylor
Shikami~Sun
Note: I don't own a single thing in this. This is similar to my other fics in the Die saga so don't steal it.
Madison Taylor was walking down the street filming Sakura Avalon and Li Showron. Sakura and Li were yelling at Madison, their faces on fire. "Quit it Madison!" "Taylor!"
Then Li got out his sword and pointed it at Madison's neck: "Die Madison Taylor." Sakura nodded and got out the sword card: "Die Madison Taylor." They laughed hysterically.
Madison began whimpering. "Sakura! Li-iiiii!" she whined, her tone as annoying as possible. Li closed his ears and began to sing the 'I-Don't-Hear-You' song:
I don't hear you
No I don't
I don't hear you squawk
You sound like a smelly sock. P.U. P.U.
I don't hear you
No I don't
I don't hear you squawk
You sound like a smelly sock. P.U. P.U.
This song goes on and on and on and on.
Sakura began to sing it too. Madison wailed even louder. Heero Yuy came over. He pointed his gun at Madison and said: "Die Madison Taylor." Relena Darlian-Peacecraft came over: "Die Madison Taylor." She giggled at the song everyone was singing and began singing it too.
Duo came up: "Di-ieee! Madison Taylor lady!" He pointed his gun at her. Madison whined even louder: "Sakura… I-I love you!" Everyone fainted out of pure shock. Madison crawled over and kissed Sakura on the lips passionately.
Misty walked up and puked at the disgusting site of Madison kissing Sakura. She puked on Madison's hair. Madison began clawing at Misty while still kissing Sakura who was turning blue from lack of air.
Misty fainted dead away. Ash came and sicced his Pokemon on Madison Taylor and she died. Everyone woke up and Sakura spat on the dead Madison's face.
"That's for kissing me!" she said disgustedly. She hugged Li and kissed him. Then Barney(hey we already killed him in Die Megan Hoshi!) came up and began making out with Madison's dead body.
Everyone fainted. Then OZ came up and shot Barney then fainted too. Everyone in every anime walked over and fainted.
Owari.
If you liked this read:
Die Megan Hoshi
and
Die Sailor Mini Moon
Look for the sequel too:
Die Eriol Hiirazigawa