Max took one look and she swooned
Saying Cindy you'd better leave the room
Ol' Zack and I
Will be there by and by
Once I ensure his carborator is tuned.
Cindy just blushed and she ran
Saying my boo is having hot flashes again
Spent her evening at Crash
Where she had a fine bash
And found a chick with her own moving van.
Cindy cautiously opened the door
Afraid of what she might see on the floor
But Zack and Max had left
Poor Cindy was bereft
So she sat on the floor and ate s'mores.
(Several months later)
Max returned with a smile on her face
Said to Cindy "Seattle is a wonderful place"
There's so much you can do
With a man who loves you
Or a woman- if that is the case.
Cindy said "Max your rich boyfriend called
And I think he will be appalled
If you don't go at once
He hasn't seen you in months
And he's had a new roommate installed"
Well Zach said something obscene
Seeing Logan with a mangy old queen [Au note: a queen is a female cat]
But Max shot one look
That was all that it took
She cried "Mom, where have you been?"
Zack said "Max are you sure?..
Even though you've always liked fur?
Max looked deep in his eyes
"Is it really a surprise
Can't you tell that I have her purr?"
Well Zack went right round the bend
He really just couldn't pretend
To want a mother in law
Who had real claws
So I'm afraid folks this is the end