Voy-Goose
By: Wijida
A collection of Mother Goose rhymes...mixed in with a little Star Trek:Voyager...makes a humorous, if not corny combination.
Rated: Fiction K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Words: 292 - Published: Jul 1, 2001 - id: 337441
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Disclaimer: All of these are based on Mother Goose, and Voyager
belongs to Paramount.
The Helmsman (The Queen of Hearts)
Captain Janeway
gave out orders-
many in a day.
The helmsman disobeyed these orders,
"Aye," he would not say.
The CO, he repeated orders,
and dismissed the helmsman.
The helmsman,
he obeyed the orders,
as the man relayed them.
~~~~~~~
Janeway (Cross Patch)
Janeway,
much to say.
Sit in her chair on the bridge.
Coffee cup,
she drank it up,
And did it all again.
~~~~~~~~~~
Commander Chakotay (Little Jack
Horner)
Commander Chakotay had an akoonah,
Spoke to his spirit guide;
He put out his hand, and just as he planned,
Show Janeway the way to try.
~~~~~~~~~
Far Away (Jack Sprat)
Captain J was far away,
As far as the eye could see.
She shared command with one Maquis,
and both were fair, indeed.
~~~~~
Little Harry Kim (Little Betty Blue)
Little Harry Kim
broke a clarinet reed.
So what could Harry do?
Replicate more,
keep them in store,
and play us a note or two.
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Never Whine (Jumping Joan)
Here I am, I am Seven of Nine.
I am Borg and I'm human,
but I never whine.
~~~~~~~~~
Day By Day (Deedle Deedle Dumpling)
Living on a starship, day by day.
So many crew, so far away.
Some blue-skinned, and some are grey.
Living on a starship, day by day.
~~~~~~~~
This Little Crew (This Little Pig).
This little ensign is Harry,
And this other ensign is Tom.
This young Lieutenant is Torres,
and Kes had the only green thumb.
And Voyager folded up both its nacells
All the way home.
~Fin~
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