Okay, ladies and gents! The reviews have been read and the votes are in! If I Ever Become A Gundam Pilot…Part 3!!!! is finally done. Mega thanks to Aika-chan for her (his?) great suggestions and to all those who reviewed the last two installments in this series. So, sit back with your favorite Gundam UFO Catcher doll, brew yourself some oolong tea, and relax. Heeeere we go!!
--Lady PhoenixDagger *//.^*
If I Ever Become A Gundam Pilot…Part 3!!!!
I will knock back a Jell-o shot whenever a Taurus explodes.
I will knock back two whenever Noin's Taurus should explode, but for some reason, doesn't.
I will introduce actual fashion sense to the show. (What the hell is with the puffypants, Duo-kun? And Hee-kun, just look at those bike shorts!! *looks thoughtful for a moment as she remembers just what he looks like in them* On second thought…uhm… you can keep 'em. Please. *all in attendance sweatdrop* What?)
If I ever find myself captured by OZ, I'll try endearing myself to Trieze by giving him a simply precious nickname to be used often and always when he is in earshot. Something such as Kushy-kushy-treizy-boy. (*suddenly finds herself being thoroughly beaten by an irate Colonel Une who is screaming "My Kushy-kushy-treizy-boy!!!"*) Ah, well. If I don't get into his good graces by sheer kawaii-ness, then he'll probably release me just to get me out of his hair, which is just as good. Unless he has me released from some convenient airlock. That would be bad.
I will arrange to have Dorothy hit by a bus. Several times.
I will try to resist the temptation to scream "In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!" at the beginning of every battle.
I will not play strip poker with General Septum. I will not play strip poker with General Septum. I will not play strip poker …
Seeing as the people who set the fashion guidelines on the show will probably jam me into a pair of skintight leggings or some dorky-ass skirt and sweater combo, I will try to dress it up a little by myself. Say, with bullet proof armour, a huge-ass sword belt and enough weapons and ammo to put Rambo to shame. Hell, if I'm gonna be shot at, I might as well be given a fighting chance.
Fencing foils are nice, but when facing off with Dorothy, I will bear in mind that a can of Mace and a well-placed hand grenade will do just as well.
If the battle odds are stacked up at 7:1 against me, I will pay a quick visit to the Dragonball Z set and call in as many favours owed to me as I bloody well can.
I will introduce Digimon to the show. No, no, not the Digimon themselves, but rather their lame English version theme music. Let's face it, it's enough to make any self-respecting OZ soldier run screaming into the sunset, which makes it easy pickin's for me.
I will be mean, unpleasant, violent, antisocial, contemptible and suicidal. Going with the theme of the show, it'll probably get me a date.
I will lure Heero and Dr. J onto the set of Jerry Springer, sit back, and just watch the fun unfold.
I will wear a long, flowing cape. Come on, Trieze can't be the only one in the show who can take advantage of the seemingly unlimited amount of headwind, can he?
I will introduce Mariemeia to Chibi-Usa and watch them take over the world with sheer kawaiiness!
Tell me what you think! Email me and remember that all suggestions are always welcome! Ja! –L.P.D. *//.^*