Relena Is Dead!!
a.k.a. Freak Falling Cow
by:~**Twilight Nuriko**~

Relena smiled as she sipped her tea and mentally reviewed the day's schedule. 8:00 am- peace talk to the world. 10:00 am- conference with Romefeller. 1:00 pm- try to convince Dorothy to become a pacifist because she was to stupid to understand that Dorothy loved war. Rest of the day- annoy the HELL out of Heero Yuy. Smiling happily again (PLEASE! Her smile is *SO* annoying), she stood up and was just about to take a step when .... suddenly a freak falling cow killed her!!! =^.^= The gundam boys all burst out of closets around the room and rejoiced.
"Allright Heero! Way to go man! Who'd thought you'd have the balls to rig up that spotted purple cow so it would fall on Relena. Y'osh!" Duo exclaimed.
Heero just stood there being his usual self. "It was a mission." he shrugged.
Wufei snorted. "Sure, Yuy."
Trowa grinned.
Quatre blushed (for no apparent reason) and spoke up. "Ano ... Heero, if Relena's dead ... who's gonna keep world peace?"
"I will." Heero said simply.
*mass sweatdrop

© 2000 Sakura Maxwell November 27, 2000 Monday 12:39 pm