Disclaimer: Saint Seiya and all related characters are © Kurumada
Masami, TOEI et.al. This fanfic is written by Silver Wind (as if
anyone wanna claim this thrash?).
Warning: shounen-ai talk, bad jokes, OOC characterizations.
a (stupid) Saint Seiya fanfiction:
No More Stairs?
by Silver Wind
lain@suiko.net
http://silver-shining.net/ | http://sanzo.pitas.com/
Somewhere in the HUGE garden of Kido mansion, in Tokyo, Japan...
"What do you mean we have to climb on stairs AGAIN?!" the
handsome young man shouted angrily, "I've HAD it with stairs! I'd
never want to go on STAIRS again for the rest of my life!"
The golden-armored warrior in front of them sweatdropped,
"Anooo... Pegasus, it's not like you have a choice..."
"You know, Seiya is right...," his friend flipped his long
silky hair back thoughtfully, "I don't ever want to climb stairs
too."
"Shiryu, your teacher's house if on top of the mountain,"
a green haired boy giggled, "You won't be able to visit him then!"
"It's different between climbing a mountain and climbing
a helluva lot of stairs, /otouto/," another one rolled his eyes
heavenwards, "And I agree. No more stairs!"
Andromeda Shun pouted, "Niisan is no fun!"
"What fun?" the last of the main characters of Saint Seiya
protested, "Just imagine us, for 115 episodes PLUS 4 movies, and
we had to climb stairs on almost EVERY single goddamn episode
of them!"
"You're cursing," Dragon Shiryu calmly pointed out.
Cygnus Hyoga face-faulted, "Remind me to pray later."
"I mean, why can't our enemies get more creative?!" Pegasus
Seiya continued his rant, "Why must we always go UPWARDS, for
Athena's sake? Why don't we go DOWN for once?"
"Yeah, you're a Golden Saint, Mu," Phoenix Ikki smirked,
"You've been a Saint longer than us. Why don't you tell us why?"
Aries Mu coughed loudly to hide his discomfort, "Well, you
want to protect Athena, you go on stairs. End of story."
"Hey, that's not a valid reason!" Hyoga grumbles, "And why
the hell did I always fighting enemies who knew my obsession with
my mother, anyway?"
Ikki shot a glare to Seiya, "And why did Seiya always
get the chance to defeat our final enemy?"
Seiya sweatdropped, "Ano... Guys, we're here to discuss
our refusal to more stairs, remember? Not to discuss who defeated
the enemies and why."
His friends continued looking at him. The sweatdrop was getting
bigger on his temple.
"And my relationship with Hyoga was getting nowhere!"
Shun wailed dramatically, "Oh, the injustice!"
Shiryu slapped his own forehead in exasperation, "Shun,
that 'relationship' of yours is just something made up by the
yaoi fangirls!"
"You know what yaoi is?" Hyoga stared at the Dragon Saint
in amazement.
"You'd know what it is too if you've been written into
various doujinshi WITH various Saints," he answered drily, "Oh,
I forgot. You HAVE."
Ikki grinned mischievously, "Oh, but I bet Hyoga knows
what yaoi is... and he's an expert on that matter," he nudged
his younger brother, "Nee... Shun~~~?"
"Niisan!" Shun pouted again, "How could you do that to
your otouto!"
Seiya growled, "Guys? The stairs? The main issue why
we're all here? Why we're bombarding Mu with questions?"
"Speaking of," the Andromeda Saint looked around,
question marks appearing above him, "Where IS Mu?"
Sure enough, there was no sign whatsoever of the Aries Golden
Saint around them.
"THAT GUY!" five voices yelled angrily in unison.
Somewhere in the same HUGE Kido mansion, HER mansion, Kido Saori
a.k.a. Athena was giggling evilly as she observed her saints'
rage from her private sanctum.
"Tatsumi," she called out to her butler.
"Yes, ojosama?" the huge man replied.
An evil smirk appeared on her beautiful face,
"Remind me to reward Kurumada-sensei for everything he's
done for me."
The butler sweatdropped, somehow majestically managing
to keep a straight face, "Yes, ojosama."
~ OWARI ~
Notes:
Don't kill me Saint Seiya fans. *griiiiin*
The inspiration for this one came after watching the 4th Saint
Seiya movie, Warriors of the Final Holy Battle, on one of the
TV stations here. And I couldn't help but grumbling that for
115 freaking episodes PLUS 4 movies, all they do was climbing
stairs, fighting enemies, saving Athena, and repeat the sequence
again.
So there you go. ^^;
C & C? Anyone?
Finished: July 1, 2001. 3:59 p.m.
Masami, TOEI et.al. This fanfic is written by Silver Wind (as if
anyone wanna claim this thrash?).
Warning: shounen-ai talk, bad jokes, OOC characterizations.
a (stupid) Saint Seiya fanfiction:
No More Stairs?
by Silver Wind
lain@suiko.net
http://silver-shining.net/ | http://sanzo.pitas.com/
Somewhere in the HUGE garden of Kido mansion, in Tokyo, Japan...
"What do you mean we have to climb on stairs AGAIN?!" the
handsome young man shouted angrily, "I've HAD it with stairs! I'd
never want to go on STAIRS again for the rest of my life!"
The golden-armored warrior in front of them sweatdropped,
"Anooo... Pegasus, it's not like you have a choice..."
"You know, Seiya is right...," his friend flipped his long
silky hair back thoughtfully, "I don't ever want to climb stairs
too."
"Shiryu, your teacher's house if on top of the mountain,"
a green haired boy giggled, "You won't be able to visit him then!"
"It's different between climbing a mountain and climbing
a helluva lot of stairs, /otouto/," another one rolled his eyes
heavenwards, "And I agree. No more stairs!"
Andromeda Shun pouted, "Niisan is no fun!"
"What fun?" the last of the main characters of Saint Seiya
protested, "Just imagine us, for 115 episodes PLUS 4 movies, and
we had to climb stairs on almost EVERY single goddamn episode
of them!"
"You're cursing," Dragon Shiryu calmly pointed out.
Cygnus Hyoga face-faulted, "Remind me to pray later."
"I mean, why can't our enemies get more creative?!" Pegasus
Seiya continued his rant, "Why must we always go UPWARDS, for
Athena's sake? Why don't we go DOWN for once?"
"Yeah, you're a Golden Saint, Mu," Phoenix Ikki smirked,
"You've been a Saint longer than us. Why don't you tell us why?"
Aries Mu coughed loudly to hide his discomfort, "Well, you
want to protect Athena, you go on stairs. End of story."
"Hey, that's not a valid reason!" Hyoga grumbles, "And why
the hell did I always fighting enemies who knew my obsession with
my mother, anyway?"
Ikki shot a glare to Seiya, "And why did Seiya always
get the chance to defeat our final enemy?"
Seiya sweatdropped, "Ano... Guys, we're here to discuss
our refusal to more stairs, remember? Not to discuss who defeated
the enemies and why."
His friends continued looking at him. The sweatdrop was getting
bigger on his temple.
"And my relationship with Hyoga was getting nowhere!"
Shun wailed dramatically, "Oh, the injustice!"
Shiryu slapped his own forehead in exasperation, "Shun,
that 'relationship' of yours is just something made up by the
yaoi fangirls!"
"You know what yaoi is?" Hyoga stared at the Dragon Saint
in amazement.
"You'd know what it is too if you've been written into
various doujinshi WITH various Saints," he answered drily, "Oh,
I forgot. You HAVE."
Ikki grinned mischievously, "Oh, but I bet Hyoga knows
what yaoi is... and he's an expert on that matter," he nudged
his younger brother, "Nee... Shun~~~?"
"Niisan!" Shun pouted again, "How could you do that to
your otouto!"
Seiya growled, "Guys? The stairs? The main issue why
we're all here? Why we're bombarding Mu with questions?"
"Speaking of," the Andromeda Saint looked around,
question marks appearing above him, "Where IS Mu?"
Sure enough, there was no sign whatsoever of the Aries Golden
Saint around them.
"THAT GUY!" five voices yelled angrily in unison.
Somewhere in the same HUGE Kido mansion, HER mansion, Kido Saori
a.k.a. Athena was giggling evilly as she observed her saints'
rage from her private sanctum.
"Tatsumi," she called out to her butler.
"Yes, ojosama?" the huge man replied.
An evil smirk appeared on her beautiful face,
"Remind me to reward Kurumada-sensei for everything he's
done for me."
The butler sweatdropped, somehow majestically managing
to keep a straight face, "Yes, ojosama."
~ OWARI ~
Notes:
Don't kill me Saint Seiya fans. *griiiiin*
The inspiration for this one came after watching the 4th Saint
Seiya movie, Warriors of the Final Holy Battle, on one of the
TV stations here. And I couldn't help but grumbling that for
115 freaking episodes PLUS 4 movies, all they do was climbing
stairs, fighting enemies, saving Athena, and repeat the sequence
again.
So there you go. ^^;
C & C? Anyone?
Finished: July 1, 2001. 3:59 p.m.