^_^ WARNING ^_^ This is one of my sillier chapters. Just warning you incase you find it funny. I am not liable for injuries sustaned if you fall out of a chair and squash your dauchsund (aka: moterized sausage). On to the real chapter now....: ^_^
"Perfect. A lost little kitten without it's mistress. Or should I say mistresses... Dogcatcher! Go after that piece of trash!" hissed Jadeite as he looked onto Tokyo through the view monitor.
"That bag of dog crap next to the man with the white hair's foot? That is a city sanitation law viloation." the yoma looked proud of it's knowladge of Japanese directive.
"No you imbesel! The man with the long white hair and the goofy duds!" yelled Jadeite. The yoma put an arm across it's ugly face and teleported away before it's master could harm it.
Artemis trudged along sadly. It was quite warm out, but his light silk clothing wasn't warm, despite the long sleeves and slacks. He was hungry, but couldn't get any money from an ATM machine. As he walked past a small CD store, Artemis heard a faint melody that sounded familiar. He walked into the store and remembered the song as one that Minako often played while doing homework. It was Utada Hikaru's "First Love". Artemis listened to the words for a minute or two before he stalked out and bumbled straight into a beautiful young woman.
"Excuse me...I'm so sorry." he mumbled as he tried to get past.
"Nonsense! I'm the clumsey one! Silly sunglasses, I can't see a thing inside with them on." the woman pulled the shades with their lepoard print frames from her face and focused her deep hazel eyes on Artemis's blue ones. "Now then, let's say I buy you a drink in apology?"
"I-I-I guess that would be alright." stuttered Artemis as he stared at the beautiful creature infront of him. And she was beautiful. She was clad in a form fitting black dress with wide straps and wore her flowing, thick blond hair loose to mid-back. She was quite tan and her fingernails were painted blood red. Toenails of a similar shade showed through clear plastic sandals.
"I'm Zandy. What would be the handsome gentalman's name be?" Zandy's voice was deep and throaty, very diffrent from Luna's high, bell-like one.
"Artemis." he shot out the name quickly before he could stutter again.
"How perfectly charming. And what might you do for a living Artemis?" asked Zandy as she lead Artemis around the corner.
Usagi had her nose stuck deep into Makoto's romance novel. "How is it going Usagi?" Makoto plunked herself next to the blond and read over her shoulder. "Rice and Charles eh? I like that one. Especially how Charles tricks the other soldiers into thinking that Rice is his. Charles is very clever, don't you think? If only that would happen to me! Maybe we could get Motiki really drunk sometime...."
"Where would we get the lustfull soldiers Mako?" Usagi asked.
Makoto was about to reply with a fantastic plan to hold a huge cocktail party for the Japanese airforce when Ami announced something. "I've found Artemis!" she shouted.
"Where is he?!" cried Rei, dropping the magazine she was reading about housekeeping.
"Comeing towards the Crown Game Center!" shouted Ami, waiveing her hands in the air madly.
"Well lets go catch him!" Usagi was halfway to the door and had one of her outside shoes on already.
Ami picked up her computer and ran for the door as well. "CHARGE!" she cried as the stampeed of four girls ran down the hall way. Minako was staying behind to take care of Luna.
When everyone reached the Crown Game Center, Makoto paused for a moment to lean on the counter where Motiki was and smirk with a wink before running off screeching, "I hope you like cocktails!!!!!"
The Ami was leading the calvalry into the Crown Fruit Parlor where they stopped dead in their tracks. Artemis. Artemis! Artemis was sitting sharing a kiwi fruit icey with a mysterious, sexy young woman with tons of a allure. "She looks like one of those glamore models from the lingere stores!" gasped Rei.
"Or Susan from the cover of Fred and Susan!" sighed Makoto, who had practicly memorized her romance novels.
"Her hair is so silky and golden. I too wish to achive such mystique and allure." breathed Usagi.
"I had better get going..." stammered Artemis as he stared at Zandy's beautiful hair.
"Nonsense! Stay a while longer. Like forever...with me." purred Zandy.
"I really have to go. I'm meeting someone." Artemis got up and was about to leave the booth when Zandy stood up and tore off her black dress, revealing a blue suit.
"DOGCAT-CHER!" the artist formerly known as Zandy shouted. Artmis stood and blinked for a moment before Dogcat-cher drew and brandished a large net and a cattle prod. "I'm gonna pound you!" leered the yoma. The four girls slunk back to the arcade and went into the rest room to transform.
And they returned just as Dogcat-cher had pinned Artemis under the expanding net. "Hey ugly! Bet you can't catch me!" Sailor Mars ran and jumped through the window, drawing the monster away from the crowds of people. The yoma fell for the bait and ran after Mars and the other Senshi.
"Jupiter Thunder Dragon!" Makoto sent the huge electric dragon to goble up the yoma. But Dogcat-cher repeled the dragon with a huge bolt of energy from its cattle prod.
"Mercury, you take one side and me the other. On three..." whispered Mars.
"Mercury Shabon Spray!" "Mars Fire Ignite!"
Unable to see, the yoma clawed at the mist Mercury had unleashed as Mars's bolt of flame decended on it, burning its net. Artemis was free of the net and had been standing in the resturant, so no harm was done to him. "MOON COSMIC POWER!" Sailor Moon launched another surprise attack on poor Dogcat-cher, dusting him compleatly. I feel stronger than before..., she thought.
Jadite was watching all of this through his view monitor. "Damn!" he cursed as he saw his precious yoma destroyed. "I need to finish this job personally. No goo, not yoma. Just me and my right hand."
The Senshi gave eachother highfives and ran back to Artemis. Suddenly, Mercury was downed by a huge blast of energy from Jadite. Sailor Moon wheeled around when she heard the thump of a body hitting the ground and saw Jadeite in the sky. Just when we could use a little shabon spray action..., she thought breifly.
Mamoru bent over. He was getting the feeling, the feeling that Usagi was in danger. He had messed up big time recently and wouldn't let it happen again. So what if the nurses would have a cow if he tried to leave a day early! Usagi needed him. Mamoru threw back the sheets and got up. In a flash he was Tuxedo Kamen and was opening the window. Of course, it was his bad luck that the doctor was to come in just then. "You there! Stop! What have you done with my patient?"
Tuxedo Kamen took hold of the doctor by the collar and dragged him into the little bathroom/kitchenet across the hall. "You're a good man doc, don't want to hurt you." after locking the door, Tuxedo Mask lept out the window and started off to find Usagi.
"Perfect. A lost little kitten without it's mistress. Or should I say mistresses... Dogcatcher! Go after that piece of trash!" hissed Jadeite as he looked onto Tokyo through the view monitor.
"That bag of dog crap next to the man with the white hair's foot? That is a city sanitation law viloation." the yoma looked proud of it's knowladge of Japanese directive.
"No you imbesel! The man with the long white hair and the goofy duds!" yelled Jadeite. The yoma put an arm across it's ugly face and teleported away before it's master could harm it.
Artemis trudged along sadly. It was quite warm out, but his light silk clothing wasn't warm, despite the long sleeves and slacks. He was hungry, but couldn't get any money from an ATM machine. As he walked past a small CD store, Artemis heard a faint melody that sounded familiar. He walked into the store and remembered the song as one that Minako often played while doing homework. It was Utada Hikaru's "First Love". Artemis listened to the words for a minute or two before he stalked out and bumbled straight into a beautiful young woman.
"Excuse me...I'm so sorry." he mumbled as he tried to get past.
"Nonsense! I'm the clumsey one! Silly sunglasses, I can't see a thing inside with them on." the woman pulled the shades with their lepoard print frames from her face and focused her deep hazel eyes on Artemis's blue ones. "Now then, let's say I buy you a drink in apology?"
"I-I-I guess that would be alright." stuttered Artemis as he stared at the beautiful creature infront of him. And she was beautiful. She was clad in a form fitting black dress with wide straps and wore her flowing, thick blond hair loose to mid-back. She was quite tan and her fingernails were painted blood red. Toenails of a similar shade showed through clear plastic sandals.
"I'm Zandy. What would be the handsome gentalman's name be?" Zandy's voice was deep and throaty, very diffrent from Luna's high, bell-like one.
"Artemis." he shot out the name quickly before he could stutter again.
"How perfectly charming. And what might you do for a living Artemis?" asked Zandy as she lead Artemis around the corner.
Usagi had her nose stuck deep into Makoto's romance novel. "How is it going Usagi?" Makoto plunked herself next to the blond and read over her shoulder. "Rice and Charles eh? I like that one. Especially how Charles tricks the other soldiers into thinking that Rice is his. Charles is very clever, don't you think? If only that would happen to me! Maybe we could get Motiki really drunk sometime...."
"Where would we get the lustfull soldiers Mako?" Usagi asked.
Makoto was about to reply with a fantastic plan to hold a huge cocktail party for the Japanese airforce when Ami announced something. "I've found Artemis!" she shouted.
"Where is he?!" cried Rei, dropping the magazine she was reading about housekeeping.
"Comeing towards the Crown Game Center!" shouted Ami, waiveing her hands in the air madly.
"Well lets go catch him!" Usagi was halfway to the door and had one of her outside shoes on already.
Ami picked up her computer and ran for the door as well. "CHARGE!" she cried as the stampeed of four girls ran down the hall way. Minako was staying behind to take care of Luna.
When everyone reached the Crown Game Center, Makoto paused for a moment to lean on the counter where Motiki was and smirk with a wink before running off screeching, "I hope you like cocktails!!!!!"
The Ami was leading the calvalry into the Crown Fruit Parlor where they stopped dead in their tracks. Artemis. Artemis! Artemis was sitting sharing a kiwi fruit icey with a mysterious, sexy young woman with tons of a allure. "She looks like one of those glamore models from the lingere stores!" gasped Rei.
"Or Susan from the cover of Fred and Susan!" sighed Makoto, who had practicly memorized her romance novels.
"Her hair is so silky and golden. I too wish to achive such mystique and allure." breathed Usagi.
"I had better get going..." stammered Artemis as he stared at Zandy's beautiful hair.
"Nonsense! Stay a while longer. Like forever...with me." purred Zandy.
"I really have to go. I'm meeting someone." Artemis got up and was about to leave the booth when Zandy stood up and tore off her black dress, revealing a blue suit.
"DOGCAT-CHER!" the artist formerly known as Zandy shouted. Artmis stood and blinked for a moment before Dogcat-cher drew and brandished a large net and a cattle prod. "I'm gonna pound you!" leered the yoma. The four girls slunk back to the arcade and went into the rest room to transform.
And they returned just as Dogcat-cher had pinned Artemis under the expanding net. "Hey ugly! Bet you can't catch me!" Sailor Mars ran and jumped through the window, drawing the monster away from the crowds of people. The yoma fell for the bait and ran after Mars and the other Senshi.
"Jupiter Thunder Dragon!" Makoto sent the huge electric dragon to goble up the yoma. But Dogcat-cher repeled the dragon with a huge bolt of energy from its cattle prod.
"Mercury, you take one side and me the other. On three..." whispered Mars.
"Mercury Shabon Spray!" "Mars Fire Ignite!"
Unable to see, the yoma clawed at the mist Mercury had unleashed as Mars's bolt of flame decended on it, burning its net. Artemis was free of the net and had been standing in the resturant, so no harm was done to him. "MOON COSMIC POWER!" Sailor Moon launched another surprise attack on poor Dogcat-cher, dusting him compleatly. I feel stronger than before..., she thought.
Jadite was watching all of this through his view monitor. "Damn!" he cursed as he saw his precious yoma destroyed. "I need to finish this job personally. No goo, not yoma. Just me and my right hand."
The Senshi gave eachother highfives and ran back to Artemis. Suddenly, Mercury was downed by a huge blast of energy from Jadite. Sailor Moon wheeled around when she heard the thump of a body hitting the ground and saw Jadeite in the sky. Just when we could use a little shabon spray action..., she thought breifly.
Mamoru bent over. He was getting the feeling, the feeling that Usagi was in danger. He had messed up big time recently and wouldn't let it happen again. So what if the nurses would have a cow if he tried to leave a day early! Usagi needed him. Mamoru threw back the sheets and got up. In a flash he was Tuxedo Kamen and was opening the window. Of course, it was his bad luck that the doctor was to come in just then. "You there! Stop! What have you done with my patient?"
Tuxedo Kamen took hold of the doctor by the collar and dragged him into the little bathroom/kitchenet across the hall. "You're a good man doc, don't want to hurt you." after locking the door, Tuxedo Mask lept out the window and started off to find Usagi.