Ello everyone! I'm so bored and it's 11 p.m. Oh so bored, so bored. I decided that I needed to write more FF8 fics, so here's one! Oh, I love this show! LoL!!! Enjoy! BTW, Ally is me.
Disclaimer: I do not own FF8. I mean come on! Would an 11 year old seriously own something like that? I don't own MTV's show 'Say What? Kareoke' or any of the songs in this fic.
Say What? FF8 Style
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Ally: Hello and welcome to Say What? Kareoke: FF8 Style!
Dave Holmes(offstage): HEY!!! Your stealing my show!!!
Ally: Shut up, moron, before I get Seifer!
Dave: Eep!
Ally: -pulls off a loser sneeze- Ok, on with the show! Today, our first guest judge is Cloud Strife from FF7!
Cloud: I give FF8 a 0!!!
Ally: Be quiet, you nimrod!!! Anyway, our second judge is Mimi Tachikawa from Digimon!
Mimi: Like, oh my god, I'm on tv! Wait, I've been on tv before...hehe!
Ally: Right...our third and final judge is...what the? PACMAN?!?!
Audience: HUH???
Pacman: Honk, honk, squig, squig.
Audience: What???
Cloud: He says, 'Hey everyone! Glad to be here!'
Ally: Oh geez. My judges are a bishie fighter who understands Pacman, a shopping prep with the IQ of like 5, and a piece of cheese! Oh boy.
CameraMan: Psst. Hurry up with the show!
Ally: Oh yeah. Our first guest is Quistis Trepe!
-Quistis comes out wearing an olive green bikini top, green cameflouge pants, and a matching bandana-
-whoos, yelling, yeahs, and other forms of cheering are heard-
Ally: Welcome to the show Quistis! What song are you singing for us today?
Quistis: 'Survivor' by Destiny's Child!
Ally: Any particular reason?
Quistis: Well, my boyfriend, Seifer, and I just broke up. I wanna show him that I can survive!
Ally: All right, Quisty! Girl power all the way!
-Ally walks away and music starts-
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Now that you're out of my life
I'm so much better
You thought that I'd be weak without you
But I'm stronger
You thought that I'd be broke without you
But I'm richer
You thought that I'd be sad without you
I laugh harder
You thought I wouldn't grow without you
Now I'm wiser
Though that I'd be helpless without you
But I'm smarter
You thought that I'd be stressed without you
But I'm chillin'
You thought I wouldn't sell without you
Sold 9 million
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Group of Trepies: WE LOVE YOU QUISTIS!!!
Trepie #1: BE MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
-Quistis breaks into a dance routine-
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I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon work harder (What?)
I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will survive (What?)
Keep on survivin' (What?)
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-Quists then strikes a pose and music stops-
Audience: WHOO!!! YEAH!!!
Ally: All right, Quisty! Judges, scores if you will!
Cloud: Nice dance. You're outfit matches the video. I give you a 9.
Ally: Be more enthusiastic, Cloud! Mimi?
Mimi: Oh my god! That was so good! I seriously love that outfit! 10 all the way!
Ally: That gives you a 19 so far. Pacman?
Pacman: Beep, honk, squig, honk, beep, squig, beep, beep!
Ally: Uh, Cloud?
Cloud: He says, ' That was really good! You look like you were in the video! I give you a 9!
Ally: Yeah Quisty! That gives you a total of 28!
-Audience cheers as Quistis walks off stage-
Ally: Our next guest is coming up next so don't go away!
~Commercials~
-Squall is seen holding a jar of wax stuff-
Squall: -sarcastically- Hey y'all. What is this jar of stuff, you say? Well, it's Gunblade Polish, of course. If your gunblade needs some polishing or if you're just bored, then reach for a jar.
-Camera is still on and Squall is just standing there-
Director: Squall you're supposed to smile, dammit!
~End Commercials~
Ally: Welcome back to Say What? Kareoke: FF8 Style! Alright, our next guest is Selphie Tilmitt!
-Audience whoos as Selphie walks out dressed in a pink one shoulder top and khaki capris-
Ally: Hey Selphie! What are you singing for us today?
Selphie: Mandy Moore's 'In My Pocket'!
Ally: Alright Selphie!
-Ally walks away and music starts-
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Among the many muted faces
You try to find me in the spaces
You're drawn to my song
You only move to keep from sinking
You close your eyes as if your thinking
Afraid all along
That in my eyes you're so revealing
you'll find what you're needing
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Audience: YEAH!!! WHOO!!!
Irvine (offstage): You go, baby!
Ally: -sweatdrops when hearing this-
-Selphie does a dance routine-
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Nothing but pennies in my pocket
Nothing but faith to keep me warm
But, baby, then I'd be broke without it
Tell me, how much for your love
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-Selphie strikes a pose and music stops-
Ally: That was great, Selphie! What did you think, Cloud?
Cloud: I give you a 9.
Ally: Cloud! Mimi, your score?
Mimi: Like, I love those clothes!!! 10!!!
Ally: 19 so far. Pacman?
Pacman: Meep, beep, honk, meep, squig, squig.
Ally: Uh...
Cloud: He says, 'Great job! I give you an 8!'
Ally: 27! Good job, Selphie!
-Selphie walks off stage and audience cheers-
Ally: Great job to Quisty and Selphie! Thanks to Cloud, the bishie helper who understands Pacman, Mimi, the shopping prep with the IQ of 5, and Pacman, the piece of cheese! Tune in next time to see more of your favorite characters singing your favorite songs! Later!
-Music starts and the judges, FF8 cast, and Ally start dancing-
Hehe! That was funny! I'm sorry if this offended anyone because I insulted the judges and Dave Holmes. Don't get me wrong! I like Cloud and Mimi! Pacman and Dave are ok. Haha...this was fun writing! If you have any ideas for commercials then tell me. Any comments? Flames? Jelly donuts? Send them to