Heylo! Sorry for my lack of writing. I've had a small case of writer's block, so to say. Well, anyway, thanks for all your reviews and ideas! Here's the long awaited (-cough- yeah right-cough-) 2nd chapter of Say What? FF8 Style!
Disclaimer: I do not own FF8, Say What? Kareoke, any of the songs in this fic, and the other various animes.
Say What? FF8 Style: 2nd chapter
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Ally: Welcome to Say What? Kareoke: FF8 style! I'm your host Ally and before we get in to the acts, let's meet our guest judges! Our first guest judge is Miyako Inoue from Digimon!
Miyako: Hey everyone! It's great to be here!
Ally: Our second guest judge is Aries Gainsborough from FF7!
Aries: Hey y'all!
Ally: Our final judge is-
-someone from off stage comes out and whispers something in Ally's ear-
Ally: It seems that our third judge couldn't make it here today, so I'm going to pick someone from the audience! Um...you! You're going to be our third judge!
-Ally points to someone, not realizing who it is-
Ally: Oh my...-faints-
Audience: O...k...
Ally: Our final judge is Trunks from DBZ!
Trunks: Hey everyone!
Ally: -sighs- Anyway, our first guest is Irvine Kinneas!
-Irvine comes out dressed in an open white vest, white pants, and a chain around his neck-
Audience: WHOO! YEAH!
-some girls faint and some guys look really pissed-
Ally: Welcome to the show! What song are you singing for us?
Irvine: 'Thong Song' by Sisqo!
Ally: Alright Irvine! Make all the girls faint!
-Ally walks off stage and the music starts-
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Ooh dat dress so scandalous
And ya know another nigga couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in ya eye so devilish
Uh
Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca
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-some girls are swooning over Irvine and Selphie has a mad look on her face-
-Irvine starts doing the same exact dance in the video-
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She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh
I think to sing it again
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
All night long
Let me see that thong
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-music stops-
Ally: Nice job! Now lets see what the judges think!
Miyako: That was very...um...uh...what the heck! You get a 10 just cause you're cute!
Ally: Um...ok...Aries?
Aries: Ok due to the fact that most of the girls in the audience have passed out, I believe that your performance was good! I give you a 9!
Ally: 19 so far! Trunks?
Trunks: That was really good, so I give you a 9. Oh, by the way, I'm not gay...
Ally: You better not be! Anyway, that gives you a 28!
-Audience cheers as Irvine walks off stage-
Ally: Don't go away because our next guest is coming up right after this!
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~End Commercials~
Ally: Welcome back to Say What? Kareoke: FF8 Style! Our next guest is Zell Dincht!
-Zell comes out wearing a black t-shirt with some logo on it and dark green cargo pants-
Audience: YEAH!!!
Ally: Hey Zell! Welcome to the show! What song are you going to sing?
Zell: Blink 182's 'What's My Age Again?'!
Ally: You go Zell!
-Ally walks off stage and music starts-
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I took her out it was Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV
And that's about the time that she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
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Audience: WHOO!!! YEAH!!!
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Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when your 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is caller ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
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-music stops-
Ally: Alright Zell! Judges, what did you think?
Miyako: AHH!!! I'm being tortured with all the cute guys around her! 10!
Ally: Don't you have a girlfriend? Anyway, Aries, what did you think?
Aries: That was really good! I give you a 9!
Ally: 19 so far! Trunks, what's your score?
Trunks: I really like that song so I gave you a 9!
Ally: Yeah Zell! 28!
-Zell walks of stage as audience cheers-
Ally: That's all the time we have today! Great job to Irvine and Zell for singing for us! Thanks to Miyako, Aries, and of course, Trunks! -sighs- Tune in next time to see your favorite characters go wild on Say What? Kareoke: FF8 Style! See ya!
-music starts and everyone starts dancing-
That was weird...anyway...hehe I saw that too much! Well, did ya like it? Hope so! I like writing this fic! So...Comments? Flames? Chocolate chip cookies? Send them to