"Hello" - (Normal talking)
"What happened?" - (Thoughts)
"What do I do?" - (Flashback)
"Eye of Dashi: Wind" - (Techniques)
["Why are they here?"] - (Talking animals/plants)
["We're all doomed"] - (Thinking animals/plants)
opening by newstardustdragon101
Masshiro na keshiki ni ima sasowarete
Boku wa yuku yo mada minu sekai e
Five beams of light, red, blue, white, brown, and green flew down taking the shape of dragons flying up a mountain till he reached the Xiaolin Temple where Naruto and the others stood taking a stance before jumping up and kicking down at the screen as the title flew by.
Maigo no mama tabi shiteita
Naruto sat in his room alone in the dark looking at his family picture. He turns out to the window as rain falls but his eyes widen as he sees a green dragon flying through the sky.
nezumiiro no sora no shita
Naruto runs out and looks to see Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, and Clay riding dojo all of them holding out their hands as Naruto reaches out while the sun shines.
Higawari no chizu ikutsumo no yume ga nijinde ita
Jack Spicer laughs manically sitting in his chair looking at his map of the world while Wuya groans shifting to her original human form standing back to back against Kushina as green flames rage beneath them before consuming them.
Itsuka wa sa chippoke na boku no kono hohaba demo
Kattnappe bares her claws, Tubbymura draws his katana, Vlad cracks his knuckles, Cyclops drools, and last Jack falls on his butt causing them all to laugh.
Ano kumo no mukō made yukeru kana
Naruto stands across from Kushina across from Minato's grave, Naruto glaring and Kushina with an emotionless face.
Tsuyogatte kizutsuita kokoro sukashita you ni
Tigers surround the back of a throne, Master Gwan stands holding his bleeding shoulder as a demon stomps towards him, a man in dark armor stands with glowing red eyes. Wuya laughs as green flames surround her and her rock monster army.
Furidashita amatsubutachi ga ranhansha kurikaesu
Naruto spins his staff and clashes off against Chase Young who battles with his own spear.
Massugu na hikari ga kousa shite
Raimundo and Clay face off against Jack Spicer as he flies in the sky screaming in fear.
Yukusaki mo tsugenu mama dokomademo tsukinukeru
Omi and Kimiko battle against Jack bots as Kimiko jumps into the air unleashing a stream of blue flames towards Wuya who counters with her own green flames.
Awai zanzō ryōme ni yakitsukete
The five monks stand together as the earth shakes revealing a titanic suit of armor as several vines shoot up from the ground
Kono sora no shita donna toko ni ite mo
Todoku hazu nanda mada minu sekai e
The five monks stand together side by side as a Dojo is engulfed in flames changing into his giant form
(Xiaolin Temple)
In China, there was a temple that had been around since ancient times. This was the Xiaolin Temple.
Inside the main building of the temple, an old man, who was bald with a black mustache and goatee was meditating. This was Master Fung.
"Master Fung! We have a situation!" a voice yelled out.
Master Fung opened his eyes, and turned to look at who was here and saw a small green dragon approaching him. This was Dojo.
"What is it Dojo? Another Shen Gong Wu revealing itself?" Master Fung asked, as he stood up.
"Well, yes. But more than that Master Fung" Dojo said, as he unrolled a scroll he was carrying.
Master Fung looked at the scroll, and saw an image of a dragon flying over a forest, and being at one with nature.
Master Fung smiled a little at this. "It would appear the dragon of nature has been chosen" he said, as he calmed himself.
"Well, I wish this new dragon, whoever it is, had shown up before Jack and his Chameleon-Bot stole all of our Shen Gong Wu" Dojo said with a sigh, as recently most of their Wu had been taken, leaving them with only the Mantis Flip Coin.
"Destiny works in mysterious ways, Dojo. Now, where will we find this new dragon, and this new Shen Gong Wu?" Master Fung asked.
Dojo looked at the scroll for a moment. "Well, according to the scroll, the new dragon warrior along with the new Wu, is somewhere in Japan" he said, with a tilt of his head.
"And what Wu is it?" Master Fung asked curiously.
The image on the scroll changed to an image of what looked like a staff, with a gem at one end of it.
"Ah, the Ruyi Jingu Bang" Master Fung said with a chuckle.
"Yea. Dashi loved that folktale of Son Wukong so much that he actually made a Wu based on his staff" Dojo said with a chuckle, as he reminisced about his old friend.
"Ok Dojo, go gather the other dragons in training, and prepare to leave for Japan" Master Fung said.
Dojo nodded, as he gathered the scroll and left the room.
(Outside)
"Ok kids, let's go! Gather up!" Dojo yelled, as he slithered into the training grounds, where four teens.
One of them was a small 12 year old kid, who was bald and had yelled skin. This was Omi, the dragon of water.
Another was a 16 year old teen girl, who had her hair in pigtails. This was Kimiko, the dragon of fire.
The third was a 17 year old teen boy, who was wearing a cowboy hat. This was Clay, the dragon of earth.
The final one was a 16 year old teen with brown spiky hair. This was Raimundo, the dragon of wind.
"So, where are we going, Dojo?" Kimiko asked curiously.
"We're heading to Japan today kiddos. We have a two part mission" Dojo said, as he grew to a much larger size, so he could fly
"What're we doing, partner?" Clay asked, as they hopped onto his back.
"Not only do we have a new Wu to track down, but we have a new dragon in training to recruit too" Dojo said, as he took off.
"Oh, another friend. How gloriously wonderful! Where do they live? What element do they have? Is it another boy? Also, what Wu are we after?" Omi asked quickly in excitement.
"In order: Japan, nature, no idea and the Ruyi Jingu Bang" Dojo said, as they flew.
"Wait, as in Son Wukong's staff?" Kimiko asked, as she had heard the story of the Monkey King as a child back in Tokyo.
"Yea. Dashi was a fan of the story" Dojo said with a laugh.
"Do you know if they ever met?" Raimundo asked with a cocked eyebrow.
"Like I said; he was a fan of the story, and made the Wu so it can grow infinitely, and is indestructible" Dojo said as he flew
Raimundo snickered at this at the double meaning.
"Oh, grow up," Kimiko said, as she rolled her eyes at the dragon of the wind's immaturity.
"What? I don't get it" Omi said, as he tilted his head in confusion.
"You will, when your older partner" Clay said with a smile, as he patted Omi on the head, as they flew to Japan.
(In Japan)
In a village in the mountains of the Kyoto region of Japan, there was a small house on a hilltop overlooking the village.
A 16 year old boy with blonde hair and whiskers marks on his cheeks, was walking out of his house dressed for the day. This was Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto stretched his arms as he always did, before he made his trip into the village. He stopped as he spotted a gravestone nearby that had the name Minato Namikaze on it.
Naruto approached the gravestone, and placed his hands together in a prayer before he bowed his head to the gravestone, before he took off running towards the village.
As he jogged down the dirt road leading into the village, some of the villagers smiled and waved at him in greeting.
"Morning Naruto," an older woman said with a smile, as she hung some laundry on the line.
"Hello Miss Kurenai" Naruto said, as he nodded and waved as he walked by and smiled at her.
"On the way to see Miss Tsunade?" Kurenai asked, knowing Naruto always went to see the mayor of the village.
"Yea. Bachan said she wants to see me for something" Naruto said, as he turned around and looked at Kurenai, as he walked backwards away from her.
"Wear a helmet for when you call her that again" Kurenai said with a chuckle.
"I think it's growing on her," Naruto said with a grin, as he turned around and jogged off again.
He soon made his way to a big building in the middle of town that had a sign that said mayor's office.
Naruto approached the doors, and opened it.
"Hey Bachan, what's up?" Naruto said as he entered, and quickly ducked as what looked like a saki battle smashed against the closed front door.
"Stop calling me that brat!" a blonde woman, with a diamond mark on her forehead, and her hair in pigtails yelled out. This was Tsunade, the mayor of the village and Naruto's grandmother on his dad's side, as she was all he had since his dad died.
"Are you drinking already? It's barely noon" Naruto said with a chuckle.
"It's 5 o'clock somewhere, so don't judge me brat" Tsunade said, as she rolled her eyes.
Naruto also rolled his eyes at this, as he had heard this a lot growing up. "So, what do you need from me today?" he asked curiously, as he sat in the chair in front of the desk.
"The animals in the forest nearby are going nuts. They won't let any humans into the forest" Tsunade said with a firm tone.
Naruto frowned at this, as he knew the village used the forest for gathering water, along with fishing and hunting. So if the animals were keeping them out, it would hurt the village.
"So, do you think you can use that gift you have with animals, to convince them to back off?" Tsunade asked him, as she leaned on the desk.
Naruto nodded at this, as he smiled at her. "Leave it to me. The animals there love me" he said, as he gave a thumbs up.
"Don't I know it. I remember your dad finding you playing with the foxes there, when you were a kid" Tsunade said, as she shook her head and smiled at the memory.
Naruto chuckled at this, as he headed for the door.
"And your mom was always worried about you getting hur -" Tsunade was saying, before she was cut off.
"Ok, I'll go check out the forest Bachan!" Naruto quickly yelled, as he slammed the door behind, leaving cracks in the door and the frame from the force.
Tsunade sighed at this, as Naruto always changed the subject or lashed out, whenever his mom was brought up. It made sense in a way, since his mom left to take care of something from her past, and she didn't come back. Even after his dad got sick and died, she didn't come back, which Naruto never forgave her for.
(With the Xiaolin team)
Outside the village, Dojo landed in a grassy field.
"Ok everyone off, we're here" Dojo said, as the dragons in training got off his back, before he shrunk down to his small form.
"Tarnation, this place reminds me of the countryside back home" Clay said with a smile, as he adjusted his hat as he looked at the fields around the village.
Omi spread his arms out, and took a deep breath in before letting it out. "Oh, smell that lovely country air," he said with a grin.
"Yes, I can definitely see this dragon of nature being here" Kimiko said, as she looked at the forest nearby.
"So, what do we do first? Find the new dragon or the Wu?" Raimundo asked curiously.
"Hmmm, I say we split up. Two of us go into the village and ask around, and the other two look for the Wu with Dojo" Kimiko said to the others.
"Sounds like a plan to me. Me and Rai will head into the village" Clay said with a nod, as he figured having a friendly face interacting with the villagers would work best, as he had great people skills.
"While me and Kimiko will look for the Wu" Omi said, as Dojo slithered onto Kimiko's shoulder.
"My senses are going crazy just looking at the forest," Dojo said as he shivered slightly.
"That must mean the Wu is in the forest," Kimiko said with a grin.
"Ok, but stay alert. Spicer is most likely on his way, along with Wuya" Raimundo said with a scowl, as he tossed Omi the Mantis Flip Coin just in case.
Omi caught the coin and nodded at this, before he took off towards the forest.
"Wait for me Omi. I want to be there, so I can kill Spicer for having that robot of me!" Kimiko yelled with a scowl, as she ran after Omi, with Dojo hanging on to the back of her shirt.
"Ok partner, let's go. And leave the talking to me" Clay said, as he led Raimundo towards the village.
"Hey, I have plenty of people skills" Raimundo said with a confident grin, as he followed his friend
As the two teams separated, they were being watched from above by two figures.
One was a teen boy with red hair and goggles on his head, who had a backpack with two propellers popping out of it. This was Jack Spicer.
Next to him, was a purple spirit with a mask like face. This was Wuya.
"Hmmm. So not only are they looking for the Ruyi Jingu Bang, but they are looking for the new dragon of nature" Wuya said, as she floated in the air.
"Oh great. As if they're not already annoying enough" Jack said with a groan.
"Relax you fool. We have plenty of Wu to fight back with, as long as you fight your moronic instincts" Wuya said, as she led the way towards the forest.
"Hey, I have great instincts!" Jack yelled, as he followed her.
"So, you made a robot imitate the fire dragon in particular, because?" Wuya asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Ugh. You have a robot call you cute once, and you're branded for life!" Jack yelled, as he followed Wuya into the forest.
(In the village)
"Wow, this village is pretty primitive huh?" Raimundo asked, as he looked around at this village, which didn't seem to have much technology, besides the bare basics.
"I think it has its own charm" Clay said with a smile, since he grew up on a farm, he was used to places like this.
Raimundo nodded at this as he could see that, before he spotted Tsunade's office nearby, which had a sign that said mayor's office. "Hey Clay, look. The mayor may know some things" he said, as he pointed it out.
Clay nodded at this, as he followed his fellow dragon in training towards the mayor's office.
Raimundo opened the door, and entered the office with Clay close behind.
"Hey mayor, we were looking for some infor - woah!" Raimundo said, as he spotted Tsunade and how….gifted she was chest wise.
Tsunade looked at the two teens from behind her desk. "Huh, we don't get visitors often. What do you want to know?" she asked curiously.
"Well ma'am, we are here to -" Clay was saying, before he got interrupted.
"Are those things real?" Raimundo asked without thinking, while looking at Tsunade's breasts.
Tsunade's eyebrow twitched at this, before she growled and kicked her desk, sending it at the two teens.
The desk hit them and sent them flying out of the building, making a big hole in the building.
"Ow. Not only is she stacked, she's as strong as an ox too" Raimundo groaned from the ground.
"You are dead, you little brat!" Tsunade yelled as she cracked her knuckles, as she approached the two teens.
Clay got up, and saw the villagers all quickly running inside their houses. "Partner, I think you just aggravated something worse than Spicer and Wuya," he said to Raimundo with a shake of his head.
"Hey, you can't blame me! No way those are real!" Raimundo said, trying to defend himself, as he climbed to his feet.
Clay groaned at this, as Tsunade charged at them with a roar.
(With Omi, Kimiko and Dojo)
Omi and Kimiko were making their way into the forest, with Dojo leading the way, since he could sense the Shen Gong Wu
"I think we're getting close kids. I'm starting to get warts on my hands" Dojo said, as he looked at his hands, which had warts growing on them.
"TMI Dojo" Kimiko said, as she groaned as her face turned slightly green.
"Well, lead the way. We've got to put the iron to the petals." Omi said with a look of determination on his face
"That's Pedal to metal " Kimiko said with a chuckle, at Omi butchering slang again
"That too" Omi said, as they went deeper into the forest.
But they heard a growl, as what looked like a small kitsune with orange fur blocked their way and growled at them, as his fur stood on end.
"Oh, hello little fox. We don't have time to play, so please move - yowch!" Omi yelled, as the fox bit his leg, causing him to run around with the fox hanging off his leg.
"Uh, aren't foxes supposed to be more docile?" Kimiko asked with a raised eyebrow, as she watched Omi roll on the ground, trying in vain to get the kitsune off him.
"Forget the fox. I smell something bad" Dojo said, as he looked around.
Out of the bushes around them, came what looked like 8 different animals: a tanuki, a blue furred tiger that was small for its age, a turtle, a medium sized ape, a horse, a slug, a medium sized flying beetle and an octopus.
They were all glaring and growling at them.
"Not good" Kimiko said in worry, as she took a stance, not knowing if she was capable of fighting so many on her own, since Omi was busy with the kitsune.
Suddenly, a figure dropped down in between Kimiko, Dojo and the animals growling at them.
The figure looked up at the animals, revealing himself to be Naruto. "Ok, you all clear out! You know I don't like you guys attacking humans!" he yelled at them.
The animals stopped growling at this, as they calmed down and looked at Naruto, almost as if smiling.
["You know we don't like humans this deep in the forest kid"] the tanuki said.
"They didn't know that Shukaku. Now, what's this I heard about you all keeping all the humans out of the forest all together? And where is Kurama?" Naruto asked, as he counted his animal friends, and saw he was short one.
["He's playing with the bald one"] the turtle said, as he poked his head out of his shell, before hiding again.
Naruto looked over, and saw Omi still rolling on the floor, while the fox's laughter was heard by Naruto.
"Uh, is he talking to the animals?" Kimiko whispered to Dojo.
"You talk to me regularly" Dojo said with a raised eyebrow
"Yes, and I can understand you. But I can't understand them" Kimiko said, gesturing to the animals.
"I think we found our dragon of nature" Dojo said, as he looked at Naruto, who pulled the fox off Omi.
"You sure?" Kimiko asked with a cocked eyebrow.
Dojo nodded at this. "The dragon of nature was said to be able to befriend any animal," he said with a smile.
"Ok, little guy, I'll help you. Kurama, get off him. He's probably scared spitless" Naruto said, as he pulled the now named Kurama off Omi.
["Gahahahahaha! I haven't had this much fun, since we put pop rocks in that old hags saki!"] Kurama cackled, as Naruto held him.
Naruto rolled his eyes and chuckled at this, as he put Kurama on his head and held out his hand to Omi. "You ok?" he asked the bald monk.
"Of course. As the dragon of water, it would take more than a rabid kitsune to beat me" Omi said as he let Naruto help him up, before he adjusted himself after the one sided fight.
["Oh, I'll show him rabid"] Kurama said with a growl, as he tried to lunge at Omi, but Naruto grabbed him before he got too close.
"No attacking humans, you know that. Now, what's this about you all not letting humans in at all?" Naruto asked with a frown.
["Bah! It's something to do with that Ruyi Jingu Bang activating or something. And the elders don't want anyone bad getting to it"] Kurama said with a scoff.
"That legend about the Monkey King's staff being in this forest is true?" Naruto asked with a surprised look.
"Are you talking to that fox?" Omi asked, as he tilted his head to the side.
"Oh! Sorry about that little guy. These are my friends: Kurama, Shukaku, Matatabi, Isobu, Son Gokū, Kokuo, Saiken, Chomei and Gyuki" Naruto said, as he pointed at each one.
"So you're the new dragon of nature" Dojo said, as he slithered over, with Kimiko close behind.
Naruto looked at Dojo, surprised upon hearing him talk in human.
["How is he talking like you? No fair!"] Kurama yelled from Naruto's head, as he growled at Dojo.
["Yeah, I agree! Make us talk like you, lizard boy!"] Shukaku yelled out.
"It's not something I can give out. I'm just special, raccoon" Dojo said with a smile feeling smug
["I'm a tanuki!"] Shukaku bellowed, as he tackled Dojo and they started to roll on the ground, before Dojo threw the mad tanuki off him, who crashed into Kimiko, sending her into Naruto, and sending them both to the ground.
"And I'm a dragon. I don't do that tongue thing lizards do" Dojo said, sticking his tongue out in victory over the tanuki.
Kimiko groaned, as she shook her head. "I'm gonna kill you Doj -" she was saying, before she saw she was in Naruto's arms and was looking into his blue eyes.
"Hey, you ok miss?" Naruto asked with a friendly smile, hoping to put her at ease.
Kimiko blushed lightly at this, as Naruto helped her up to her feet. "Y-yea. I'm Kimiko by the way. Nice to meet you" she said.
"And I'm Omi. It's an honor to meet you, dragon of nature" he said, as he placed his hands together and bowed his head.
"Dragon of huh?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.
Suddenly, they heard laughter above them and as they looked up, they saw Jack holding the Monkey Staff and Wuya hovering down to them, along with several flying robots.
"Oh, this is just rich. You get a new recruit, and he's completely clueless!" Jack yelled, before he laughed some more.
"Who's the laughing monkey boy?" Naruto asked with a cocked eyebrow, at the fact Jack looked like a monkey.
"That's Jack Spicer. He's here to take the Ruyi Jingu Bang" Omi said with a firm tone.
["The fuck he is!"] Kurama yelled, before he jumped off Naruto's head, and landed on Jack's head, and started to claw at him.
"Ah! Get it off!" Jack yelled, as he started to hoot like a monkey, as he attempted to get the mad kitsune off him.
Kimiko chuckled at this, as this was a new one for them, before she felt a tug on her leg and when she looked down, she saw Matatabi pulling on her leg with her mouth.
["Follow me!"] Matatabi yelled, while gesturing in a direction with her tail.
"I don't know what you're saying, but ok. Lead the way, little kitty" Kimiko said, as she nodded.
Matatabi said nothing at this, as she led the way.
Naruto chuckled at the fact that Matatabi actually interacted with another human, besides him as he followed along with Omi and Dojo.
"Stop them, you idiot! Can't you even handle a kitsune?!" Wuya yelled at Jack.
"Jack-Bots, attack!" Jack yelled out, as Kurama ripped his way out of the front of his shirt, and jumped away from him.
A Jack-Bot was making its way to Naruto, before Gokū jumped on it, and smashed his arms down on it, making it crash into a tree.
["Back off!"] Gokū yelled, as he jumped to another Jack-Bot.
Another made its way after the young teens, but one was kicked hard by Kokuo.
["You have to get through us first"] the horse said with a glare as her and the other animals attacked the robots
"What is this Dr Doolittle stuff?!" Jack yelled at Wuya, as he flew away from the mad animals, as they attacked his robots.
"The dragon of nature can talk to animals. It would seem they like him, and won't let your toys attack him" Wuya growled out, as they flew away after the Xiaolin Dragons.
["Get back here, you pale freak and his living fart!"] Kurama yelled after them.
Wuya growled at this, as while she couldn't understand the fox, she didn't like its tone and had a feeling it was insulting her.
(With Naruto and the others)
Naruto and his group were making their way deeper and deeper into the forest.
"Are we almost there, little blue cat?" Omi asked Matatabi, as they made their way deeper into the forest.
["We will get there soon. And I'm a tiger, you bald idiot!"] Matatabi said with a growl, as she knew she was small for her age.
"I don't understand you, little cat. But I assume we will be there soon" Omi said, not seeing that Matatabi was getting mad at him for calling her little.
"I hope your friends will be OK," Kimiko said to Naruto as they ran, as she didn't want animals getting hurt because of them.
"Don't worry. If anything, you should worry about the goth and the ghost with him" Naruto said with a chuckle.
Kimiko snorted in laughter at what Naruto called Jack, as she made a note to use this as an insult later.
They soon entered a clearing, where they saw a big and tall pedestal that was made of vines, and on the top of it embedded in it, was a well made Bo staff with gold trimmings on it, that was slightly glowing.
"There it is!" Omi yelled with a smile, as he recognized the look of the staff as a shen Gong wu
"Quick, let's grab it before Spicer shows up, and starts a Xiaolin Showdown" Dojo said, as he was relieved they found it first.
"A what now?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.
"It's like a contest to decide who gets the Wu, if two people grab it at once," Kimiko said, explaining what a showdown was in the simplest way.
"Indeed. We bet our own Wu during these, like this: the Mantis Flip Coin" Omi said, as he held up said Wu for Naruto to see.
Naruto nodded at this in understanding. "Ok, I'll go get it since I know the forest best" he said, before he made his way up the vine piller, making his way towards the Wu.
When he made it to the top, he quickly grabbed the Wu, but….
"Got it!" Jack yelled, as he also grabbed it, which caused the bo staff to glow.
"So, I'm guessing we have to do this showdown thing?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.
"If you have any, nature boy" Jack said with a smirk, as he figured he didn't have one.
"Naruto, here!" Omi yelled, as he threw the Mantis Flip Coin to Naruto, who quickly grabbed it.
"I'll wager the Mantis Flip Coin, against your Monkey Staff, Eye of Dashi, and Fist of TebiGong" Naruto challenged, shocking both the monks and villains.
Jack paused for a few minutes, before he burst out laughing. Everyone looked on as the evil boy genius flew around kicking his feet off, as he gave into his mad cackling.
"Oh man, that's hilarious." Jack said, wiping a tear from his eye only to see Naruto had a serious look. "Wait...you're serious!? As if! Why would I bet three of my Shen Gong Wu against one?!" Jack said with a scowl.
"I thought you'd jump at the chance to have all of the Shen Gong Wu in your possession, or is it you're just afraid. That you're too big a cowardly loser to play fair and square" Naruto taunted, causing Jack to puff his cheeks as steam blew out from his ears and nose.
"Alright you're on! And when I win, all the Shen Gong Wu are gonna belong to me! JACK SPICER! EVIL BOY GENIUS!" Jack laughed, while Naruto smirked.
"Then let's do this. The game is Tag, the first one to tag the other wins" Naruto said.
"A piece of cake" Jack scoffed, blowing a raspberry.
"Uh-oh I've got a bad feeling about this. Playing Tag is how Omi lost the Golden Tiger claws," Dojo said, earning a glare from Kimiko and Omi. "Hehehe, sorry." he said sheepishly
"Let's go... Xiaolin Showdown!" Naruto and Jack shouted out.
Suddenly, the landscape around them began to change, as trees began to extend, vines grew throughout the forest and several rope bridges appeared, connecting one tree to another. The two monks were changed into their red robes, while Naruto stayed the same, glaring at Jack hovering above him.
["Wow, so the elders weren't lying about how these showdowns can change the environment"] Matatabi mused as she looked around.
"Gong Ye Tanpi!" Naruto and Jack shouted. Jack dive bombed at Naruto, who had a smirk on his face, as he reached into his pocket and threw down a ball, englufing him in smoke. Jack coughed as he flew through the smoke.
Jack looked around to find Naruto wasn't there, and began to fly around searching for him. Naruto kept to the shadows, running and jumping along the tree branches. His eyes narrowed towards Jack, as he kept looking.
"Okay whiskers, let's see ya hide from...The Eye of Dashi!" Jack shouted, holding up the Shen Gong Wu, and firing off bolts of lighting upwards.
"Mantis Flip Coin!" Naruto called out, as he jumped down from skidding down the sides of the tree, evading each attack as they came his way, while Jack flew up towards him. He quickly flipped over him, kicking the Eye of Dashi out of his hands, much to Jack's shock before catching it in his hands
"Let's see how you like it!" Naruto called out, holding up the eye towards Jack as he flew, firing off a stream of lightning, nailing Jack in his backpack, causing it to burst, which sent him flying throughout the air uncontrollably, screaming in panic as he crashed into a nearby rope bridge.
Jack staggered to his feet, wobbling as he looked down to see Naruto twirling The Eye of Dashi in his fingers.
"Oh-ho, it is on now boy, Monkey Staff!" Jack shouted, pulling out the staff as he transformed into his monkey form, screeching and oohing as he jumped and flipped down.
Naruto held up the eye again, and fired off another blast.
"Fist of TebiGong!" Jack shouted, throwing down a hard punch, breaking the rope bridge they were standing on. Naruto flipped backwards, landing on a nearby tree branch, when he heard a screech and saw Jack coming at him again. Naruto jumped away, evading every punch Jack sent his way, while also keeping an eye on his other limbs and tail.
Naruto saw Jack make a tail swipe, and moved his head back while at the same time. ducking another punch embedding Jack's hand in the tree.
"Try this!" Naruto shouted, firing off another shot, hitting Jack in the back, causing him to scream out in pain, as his body twitched from the shock, before falling to the ground.
Naruto smirked at this, as Jack got to his feet, glaring at Naruto as he pounded his chest in rage, before jumping after Naruto, rearing back his fist and fueled by rage.
Naruto flipped back, evading the strike. Jack crashed down, growling at Naruto standing across from him. Naruto jumped a good distance from him. Jack jumped up, hiding in the leaves and branches, waiting for the moment to strike back.
Naruto closed his eyes and took a stance, much to everyone's shock.
"What is he doing!?" Kimiko questioned with a cocked eyebrow.
"It is most unwise to close your eyes at this point, Naruto!" Omi shouted, to the in his eyes, inexperienced fighter
"That's it, we're done for. Say hello to a Thousand Years of Darkness" Dojo lamented.
Naruto focused his senses, hearing the rustle of leaves and creaking of the branches. Naruto stood his ground, as an unseen green aura surrounded him, as everything around him turned black and white.
Naruto's eyes shot open quickly, as he slammed down his hand hard to the ground. Jack lunged out ready to end this, when suddenly the vines from around the forest lunged forward, wrapping around each of his limbs.
"H-Hey what's going on!?" Jack questioned in panic. when he felt a flick on his head and saw a smirking Naruto
"Two words: You. Lose." Naruto said. as everything returns to normal.
"Alright!" Kimiko said with a smile, as Naruto jumped down to them, carrying all the Wu he won, including the Ruyi Jingu Bang.
"Most impressive, new friend" Omi said with a smile and a nod of approval.
"Call me Naruto, little guy," Naruto said with a smile.
"That Poison Ivy stuff was cheating!" Jack yelled from up on the vine pedestal, where Wuya was floating next to him.
"It wasn't. The dragon of nature can communicate with paint life, in addition to animals you fool" Wuya said with an annoyed tone.
Jack yelled in frustration at this, as he flew off with the ghost following him.
"So I did that?" Naruto asked looking at Omi, Kimiko and Dojo, as he had never done that before, and was surprised when the plant life itself grabbed Jack. But he didn't question it, if it meant he would win.
"Indeed you did. You're one of the xiaolin dragons, like Omi and Kimiko here" Dojo said, as he slithered up Naruto and rested on his shoulder.
["Heh, knew it"] Matatabi said with a smile, as her tail wagged.
"I'm the dragon of water," Omi said with a bow.
"And I'm the dragon of fire," Kimiko said with a smile.
"You two are the only other ones?" Naruto asked curiously.
"Oh no, my friend. There is also Raimundo and Clay, but they are -" Omi was saying, before he was cut off, as Kimiko slapped her head.
"Oh jeez, we left them in the village. Looking for you actually" Kimiko said in realization.
"Well, we better get back then, and we can talk about this whole xiaolin thing on the way," Naruto said.
["Oh, don't worry. Now that the Ruyi Jingu Bang is claimed, we won't be keeping humans out"] Matatabi said to Naruto, wanting to put him at ease
["Indeed"] Gokū said with a nod, as he and the other animal friends of Naruto arrived.
"There you all are. Are you all ok?" Naruto asked his animal friends.
["Are you kidding? That punk ass was more pathetic, than the bald one!"] Kurama yelled, as he laughed madly.
["We are ok, don't worry. His robots were fast, but teamwork made quick work of them,"] Chomei said, as she nodded.
"Ok, let's get going. Raimundo and Clay are probably worried" Kimiko said as she looked at Dojo, and nodded.
"Hopefully our friends have had an easier time than we did," Omi said with a nod.
"Leave it to me" Dojo said, as he grew into his full size, so he could fly them back.
["Oh come on! He can grow big too?!"] Shukaku bellowed out enraged.
["This is bullshit!"] Kurama yelled, also at the injustice, that this dragon could grow big and talk like a human.
"Ok, now I'm impressed" Naruto said with a chuckle, as he got on Dojo's back, behind Kimiko while Omi took the front.
Dojo then took off, flying into the air leaving the forest.
(Back at the village)
In the middle of the destroyed town square, Tusnude and Clay were sitting at Tsunade's damaged desk and drinking tea, while talking. Only Tsunade was using Raimundo as a seat, and holding his arm in a hold, so he wouldn't move.
"I must say, you're probably one of the most polite teens I have met," Tsunade said with a smile at Clay.
"Thank you ma'am. So, you think Naruto will be back soon? Clay asked with a smile.
"What makes you think he is even the guy we're looking for? Oh, and let me go, you crazy woman!" Raimundo yelled, before Tsunade squeezed his arm, making an audible crack.
"Say uncle, you brat!" Tsunade yelled at the teen.
"Uncle, uncle!!!" Raimundo yelled, as he slammed his free fist on the ground from the pain.
"Um, Miss Tsunade, I have to ask: what makes you think your grandson is the one we're looking for?" Clay asked curiously.
"Well, he enjoys nature and that brat has been talking to animals and playing with them, since he could walk," Tsunade said with a smile, as she looked up at Clay, before she cracked Raimundo's arm again, making him cry out in pain again.
They then heard the sounds of something hitting the ground, and saw Dojo landing nearby.
"Wow, that was a rush," Naruto said with a grin, as he jumped down before helping Kimiko down from Dojo.
"Well, aren't you a gentleman?" Kimiko said with a grin.
"Well, yea. My bachan would kill me for not being one" Naruto said with a chuckle.
"I heard that brat! You want the same as this one?!" Tsunade bellowed, as she held up Raimundo by his arm.
"She's a crazy woman! Please, save me!" Raimundo yelled, as he struggled to get loose.
"Unhand my friend, woman with monster breasts!" Omi yelled out, as he ran over.
Naruto and Clay groaned at this, while Tsunade's eye twitched from her anger.
"Your next baldy!" Tsunade yelled as she threw Raimundo at him, and charged at them with a battle cry.
(One beat down later)
Tsunade stood over a beat up Raimundo and Omi, who were on the ground groaning and twitching
"Wow," Kimiko said with wide eyes.
"Yup, that's my bachan," Naruto said with a smile at Tsunade.
"Wait, that's your grandma?" Kimiko asked with a surprised tone, as Tsunade didn't look her age at all.
"Watch it pigtails, I'm not above beating up a chick!" Tsunade yelled, as she punched her palm.
Kimiko held up her hands in a peaceful manner at this.
"So, you guys want me to join you at the temple?" Naruto asked Kimiko and Clay, since Omi and Raimundo were still on the ground, groaning in pain.
"That's the hope, partner" Clay said, as he smiled at him.
"Yea, we need all the help we can get, making sure the forces of evil don't get any Shen Gong Wu" Dojo said, as he shrunk down.
"Evil forces huh? Hmmmm" Naruto said, as he thought about this.
"I say go brat. You need some adventure in your life. Plus, despite the fact these two are dumb, you could use some friends" Tsunade said, as she gestured to Omi and Raimundo.
"Hey! I have plenty of friends" Naruto said with a frown.
"Human friends, not the ones that help you spike my saki!" Tsunade yelled at her grandson.
"You never proved that it was me and Kurama" Naruto said with a snicker.
"Nope, but you just did," Tsunade said with a growl, as she cracked her knuckles.
"So you're joining us?" Kimiko asked.
"…..yea, sure. Let me go home and pack my backpack" Naruto said with a shrug.
"We can go help ya partner" Clay said with a smile.
Naruto nodded at this, as he led Clay and Kimiko towards his house.
Dojo meanwhile, slithered over to Omi and Raimundo.
"Ok you two, on your feet. We have a new recruit to get back to the temple!" Dojo said, as he looked down at them.
The two boys groaned at this, as they struggled to get up.
(Naruto's house)
Naruto was in his house, packing his backpack with some essentials and some important items.
Clay and Kimiko were looking around while they waited.
"You a photographer?" Kimiko asked, seeing a wall of photos, which had pictures of animals and Naruto at different stages of his life.
"Yea. My dad taught me" Naruto said as he smiled, as he finished packing his bag.
"Your parents gonna be OK with you leaving?" Clay asked curiously, as he saw some pictures of a younger Naruto with an older man, with blonde hair like him.
Naruto paused at this and frowned. "My dad died when I was 8," he said.
Clay and Kimiko frowned at this.
"Sorry" Clay said, as he adjusted his hat.
"It's fine. I had Bachan and the villagers" Naruto said with a nod of appreciation.
"What about your mother?" Kimiko asked.
Naruto scowled at this. "According to Bachan, she left to take care of some past crap. But she never came back, not even for dad's funeral" he said with a slightly angry tone.
Kimiko and Clay were silent at this, as that sounded like a sore subject.
"Hey, are you ready in there? Your crazy granny is giving us the eye of stinks!" Omi yelled from outside.
"That's the stink eye!" Raimundo yelled as he laughed.
Naruto snorted at this, as he went outside and saw Raimundo, Omi and Dojo in full dragon form, ready to go.
Tsunade was also there to see Naruto off.
"Just so you know, I will make sure your place is taken care of, and that your animal friends will be OK" Tsunade said, as Naruto approached her.
"Take care of dad's grave too," Naruto said, as he gestured to the gravestone nearby.
"Of course. You just stay out of trouble brat" Tsunade said with a smile at her grandson.
"No promises," Naruto said with a smile, before he hugged her.
Tsunade chuckled at this, before she let Naruto go and to get on Dojo, along with his new friends. "You brats make sure my grandson is OK, or I'll do worse than what I did to you two earlier" she said with a hard glare at Omi and Raimundo.
Omi and Raimundo flinched at this, before they nodded.
"You got it ma'am" Clay said with a nod and a tip of his hat.
"Don't worry, we look after each other" Kimiko said with a smile.
"Eyes off my grandson, floozy" Tsunade said with a glare at Kimiko, who she saw slightly looking at Naruto.
"Huh?" Naruto asked, not getting this.
"Ok Dojo, let's go!" Kimiko yelled in a panic, as she kicked Dojo's side.
"Hey! Watch it, that's my sensitive area!" Dojo yelled, as he took off into the air.
Tsunade waved at them, as her grandson left on a new phase of his life.
ending by Newstardustdragon101
Happy Peoples! (Come on, come on, come on)
Happy Peoples! (well…)
Naruto laid on the top of the temple roof looking off at the sky smiling as he sat up taking hold of his camera looking off to the horizon.
Happy Peoples! (Come on! Come on!)
Happy Peoples! (Here we go!)
Raimundo ran away laughing with Clay chasing after him trying to get back his hat.
Everybody Stand Up! Minna tatakattenda!!
Kimiko was holding up some of her clothes trying to decide on which one she should wear.
Naishin wa fuan da demo Keep Your Head Right Up
Omi was performing martial arts move while Dojo was slurping down a blow of soup.
To tha Sky!
Dojo handed Shapira a bouquet of flowers but the sapphire dragon simply rolled her eyes unleashing a stream of flames upon the short dragon with Naruto taking a snapshot of the blackened Dojo.
Donna toki mo (Oh Yeah!)
Doko ni ite mo (Oh Yeah!)
Just Call me anytime! (Oh Yeah!)
CHIKARA ni naru yo
The monks snuck into Jack's hideouts with Raimondo, and Omi placing his hand in a glass or water while Kimiko was giggling at his collector of stuffed animals.
Happypeople's In Tha House!!!
TAFUna egao de
Happypeople's In Tha House!!!
Ikite yuku no sa
Jiraiya sneaks over to the bath house only to run out with a green face ready to vomit as Naruto and the gang laugh at him since only monks at the temple bathed there
Ki ni sunna My Brother! Kimi rashikute iin da!
Naitatte My Sister! Mata waraeba iin da!
Tsunade sat in her office drinking some sake while seizure brought her some paperwork
Shinkokyuu shite (Oh Yeah!)
Yorimichi shite (Oh Yeah!)
It's All In Your Mind (Oh Yeah!)
Kaze ni fukarete
Naruto opens a book filled with pictures of Shen Gong Wu, him and his friends in their various adventures and flying through the sky on the large Dojo.
Happypeople's In Tha House!!!
RAFUna yasashisa de
Happypeople's In Tha House!!!
Choudo ii kara
Happypeople's In Tha House!!!
Naite waratte
Happypeople's In Tha House!!!
Motto tooku e
Naruto motions his friends, Master Fung, Jiraya, Saffira and Dojo in front of the temple as they all come together and Naruto stands in front of the camera as it goes off,
CHIKARA ni naru yo
Happypeople's In Tha House!!!
TAFUna egao de
Happypeople's In Tha House!!!
Ikite yuku no sa
Happypeople's In Tha House!!!
"Hitori ja nai" tte
Happypeople's In Tha House!!!
KIMI ga waratta
Naruto stood with a smile as Kimiko wrapped her arms around his right arm, Omi sat on Clay's shoulder with Raimundo giving a peace sign with the two large dragons stranding behind them
Deadpool made his way into Kfbanime87 and P.O.M's office
Three questions only. Go! Kfbanime87 yelled, as he aimed an RPG at the mad merc
Single pairing? Deadpool asked
With Kimiko, duh: P.O.M said with a nod
Will you be using anything from Chronicles? Deadpool asked
Depends what it is: Kfbanime87 said with a shrug
It's a case by case by case basis: P.O.M said to the mercenary
Yea, it had good ideas, but shit execution: Kfbanime87 said with a nod
Last question, before your nuts get blown to pieces: P.O.M said, aiming a shotgun between his legs
What's next to be updated with P.O.M? Deadpool asked
If you had a brain in your head, you'd remember it's my Airbender fanfic: P.O.M said, shaking his head at Deadpool's idiocy
Cool! Have Will gut those sandbenders like pigs! Deadpool yelled out with a fist pump
Noted. Now, think fast! Kfbanime87 yelled as he fired his RPG at Deadpool, who ran away whooping like Curly, before an explosion was heard
See you all next time folks: Kfbanime87 said with a grin, while P.O.M waved
