Attack of the Dolls: Fushigi Yuugi Style!
Tamahome: What are we doing here?!?!
Tasuki: What the hell are those creepy looking dots in the distance?
Chichiri: Tasuki, no da? How can be creepy if they're just dots, no da?
Tama-neko: Mreow! *Stiffs ares and sits up, pretending to be a teddy bear* MREEEOW! (Kowaii! In cat langauge)
Tamahome: We can't understand you, you stupid cat!
ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT, YOU MESSED WITH TAMA-NEKO, YOU'RE DEAD. TAMAHOME DOLL! YOU'RE ON!
Tamahome Doll: Oh yeah! Tamahome! Lets have some fuuuuun! *Tamahome doll runs off and brings back a basket. He opens the basket and inside are... INFINITE GIRL ACESSORIES! Tamahome rubs his little kawaii hands together and smirks devilishly. He tears off his doll-clothing and puts on a fancy, skimpy, prom dress from the year 2000. He then puts on lipstick, bracelets, earrings, necklaces, and other girl stuff until he looks better than anything Nuriko and Hotohori could pull off.*
Tamahome: NOOOOOOO!!!! I DON'T WANNA BECOME GAY LIKE NURIKOOOOO!!! *Throws his hands up shreiking in terror.*
Nuriko: Watch it! *Uppercuts Tamahome*
Tamahome: AIYAAAA! *Think typical Team Rocket exit*
Nyan-Nyan: Ha! It wasn't us this time! *Taiitsukun appears* *Punt*
Nyan-Nyan: AIYAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*Tamahome Doll jumps up and kisses Tasuki*
Tamahome Doll: (In a very high voice, not to mention drunk-sounding) I wuuuv you Tassssuki...!
Tasuki: AGHHHH!!! TAMAHOME! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Tamahome: I didn't do anything... *Spots Nuriko* AGHHHH!
Nuriko: TA-MA-HO-ME! *Punt*
Tamahome: AIYAAAA!
TASUKI DOLL! CHICHIRI DOLL! NURIKO DOLL! HOTOHORI DOLL! ATTACK!
*Four dolls appear.*
Tasuki Doll: Look at my tessen! *Brings out a fan the size of a toothpick*
Tasuki: What the hell is that? A little fire can't scare me, so :P! *Tasuki smirks, fangs showing*
Tasuki Doll: It's a water tessen! H2O! *A waterfall douses Tasuki*
Tasuki: KOWAII!!!!
Hotohori Doll: *Points to Tasuki Doll's tessen* How did a downpour come from that little thing?
Tasuki Doll: *Shrugs* Ask her, *Points to the girl sitting in the distance*
Hotohori Doll: Is that TDP-sama?
Tamahome Doll: (Still in a high, slurred voice) Yeeeeep.... Sheee's aaaalssssoooo known aaas Demon-hime.
TAMAHOME-DOLL, NO MORE SAKE FOR YOU!
Tamahome Doll: (Same Voice) Yeeeessss, Demon-hime...
Nuriko Doll: Demon-hime? Is this what you asked for? *Points to fifty gallons of... something....*
YEP, RAM 'EM ALL DOWN HOTOHORI, CHICHIRI, TAMAHOME, NURIKO, TASUKI, MITSUKAKE, MIAKA, EVEN CHIRIKO'S THROATS!
Chichiri Doll: What is that junk, no da?
Nuriko Doll: *Smirking* Nuriko Specials.
*After everyones all good and drunk*
Tasuki Doll: H2O!
Tamahome Doll: I think you drowned Tasuki, Tasuki Doll...
Tasuki Doll: Hell with it, H2O!!!!
Nuriko Doll: Are you sure you want to keep this up, Tasuki Doll?
Tasuki Doll: Well, it keeps him from joining them, *Points to four figures*
Chichiri Doll: I thought the Miko had to be a virgin, no da...?
Tasuki Doll: Well, we don't have a Miko anymore then, hell with it. H2O!
Hotohori Doll: I seems that Hotohori doesn't want to share Miaka....
Nuriko Doll: Are those Nuriko's bracelets glowing...?
Hotohori: AIYAAAAA!
Nuriko Doll: Let's see who gets to keep Miaka...
Miaka Doll: Hentai! *Bashes Nuriko Doll with mallet*
Tamahome Doll: Hoooney! When did you get here? *Gets bashed by mallet*
Chiriko Doll: What about Seiryuu...?
*Tamahome Doll points to three figures in the distance*
Chichiri Doll: Thats freaky, no da?
Nuriko Doll: Yeah... Can she even tell the twins apart?
Chichiri Doll: Well, now they don't have a miko either, no da?
Tamahome Doll: What happened to all of the Seiryuu sei? *Points to Nakago and Soi*
Nuriko Doll: I used up all of Tasuki's emergency sake.
Tasuki Doll: I lost my counterpart...
Tasuki: LEKKA SHIEN! *Punt* *Punt*
Nuriko: AIYAAAA!
Tamahome: AIYAAAA!
Nuriko Doll: I guess Tasuki gets Miaka...
Ashitare: Rwoooowr!
Tama-neko: Mrwooooowr! *Ashitare licks Tama-neko and they play fetch*
Mitsukake Doll: I didn't know Tama-neko could throw things...
Tama-neko Doll: I didn't either.
All Dolls: You can speak?!?!
Tama-neko: She let me, *Points to TDP*
Nuriko: TA-MA-HO-MEEEEE! *They make out*
Nuriko Doll: Eep... I think TDP had too much coffee... Her mind's in the gutter.
*Chichiri and Mitsukake have their arms latched around one anothers shoulders singing, staggering along.*
'Hana no, saku...'
'Se kai ni!'
'Inochi Miru You ni!'
'Tori ga....'
Nuriko Doll: THATS IT! We're stoping this junk until next time!
Chichiri Doll: Yeah, when TDP-sama has a cleaner mind, no da?
Tamahome Doll: Next time we'll intoduce limited addition collectable Seiryuu Dolls!
Tasuki Doll: Hold on a sec.... H2O! *Douses Tasuki again* K, come again so you can all see me puch this guy off a diving board, k?
Mitsukake Doll: ... This is just wrong.... Make them stop!
Chiriko Doll: I cannot even hope to decipher what goes on within TDP-sama's mind. I should analize her sometime... Just to see how to turn her off...
Miaka Doll: More junk after a food break!
Hotohori: I am far more beautiful than my counterpart!
*SWEATDROPS* WELL, ERM... DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND AMONG THE CAST, I'LL STOP THIS FOR NOW....