"Hello" - (Normal talking)
"What happened?" - (Thoughts)
"What do I do?" - (Flashback)
"Eye of Dashi: Wind" - (Techniques)
["Why are they here?"] - (Talking animals/plants)
["We're all doomed"] - (Thinking animals/plants)
opening by newstardustdragon101
Masshiro na keshiki ni ima sasowarete
Boku wa yuku yo mada minu sekai e
Five beams of light, red, blue, white, brown, and green flew down taking the shape of dragons flying up a mountain till he reached the Xiaolin Temple where Naruto and the others stood taking a stance before jumping up and kicking down at the screen as the title flew by.
Maigo no mama tabi shiteita
Naruto sat in his room alone in the dark looking at his family picture. He turns out to the window as rain falls but his eyes widen as he sees a green dragon flying through the sky.
nezumiiro no sora no shita
Naruto runs out and looks to see Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, and Clay riding dojo all of them holding out their hands as Naruto reaches out while the sun shines.
Higawari no chizu ikutsumo no yume ga nijinde ita
Jack Spicer laughs manically sitting in his chair looking at his map of the world while Wuya groans shifting to her original human form standing back to back against Kushina as green flames rage beneath them before consuming them.
Itsuka wa sa chippoke na boku no kono hohaba demo
Kattnappe bares her claws, Tubbymura draws his katana, Vlad cracks his knuckles, Cyclops drools, and last Jack falls on his butt causing them all to laugh.
Ano kumo no mukō made yukeru kana
Naruto stands across from Kushina across from Minato's grave, Naruto glaring and Kushina with an emotionless face.
Tsuyogatte kizutsuita kokoro sukashita you ni
Tigers surround the back of a throne, Master Gwan stands holding his bleeding shoulder as a demon stomps towards him, a man in dark armor stands with glowing red eyes. Wuya laughs as green flames surround her and her rock monster army.
Furidashita amatsubutachi ga ranhansha kurikaesu
Naruto spins his staff and clashes off against Chase Young who battles with his own spear.
Massugu na hikari ga kousa shite
Raimundo and Clay face off against Jack Spicer as he flies in the sky screaming in fear.
Yukusaki mo tsugenu mama dokomademo tsukinukeru
Omi and Kimiko battle against Jack bots as Kimiko jumps into the air unleashing a stream of blue flames towards Wuya who counters with her own green flames.
Awai zanzō ryōme ni yakitsukete
The five monks stand together as the earth shakes revealing a titanic suit of armor as several vines shoot up from the ground
Kono sora no shita donna toko ni ite mo
Todoku hazu nanda mada minu sekai e
The five monks stand together side by side as a Dojo is engulfed in flames changing into his giant form
(Xiaolin temple)
It had been a few days since the xiaolin monks had sealed up Wuya again, and Jack had decided to stay with them for a bit.
Jack was still getting used to the monk lifestyle though.
Thankfully, they had let him use an old shack as a makeshift workshop, since he still liked to make gadgets, which Master fung said was fine, as long as he still did his training and chores for the day.
Speaking of which, the young monks were getting ready to start their chores for today.
Everyone had a Shen Gong Wu to use, to help them with their chores. Omi had the Third Arm Sash, Raimundo was using the Shroud of Shadows, Clay put on the Jet Bootsu, Kimiko held the Lotus Twister, Naruto grabbed the Tangled Web Comb, and finally Jack used the Monkey Staff.
Omi was standing nearby, holding a stopwatch. "Ok my friends, prepare to commence with chores! Gong Yi Tanpai" he yelled, as he clicked his stopwatch.
Everyone moved and started to do their chores. Omi used the Third Arm Sash to clean the floors with brushes.
"How the heck is this a showdown?" Jack asked, as he grabbed some rubbish off a roof, before jumping down thanks to being part monkey.
"Gong Yi Tanpai means ready set go," Naruto said, as he used the Tangled Web Comb to pull around a rake, and rake up the leaves.
"Plus, think of this as a chance to try and get your chores done quicker, so we can hang" Kimiko said, as she used the Lotus Twister to reach under the couches and clean.
"But Jack is already hanging, as he is part monkey," Omi said, as he dumped the rubbish in a bin.
"Metaphor, little buddy" Clay said, as he dusted the ceiling thanks to the Jet Bootsu.
Naruto chuckled at this, before he noticed Raimundo using the Shroud of Shadows to make the dirty dishes in the kitchen disappear. "Really Rai?" he asked, as he gave him a flat look.
"What? You xiaolin apprentices can't expect me to do your dishes for you" Raimundo said, as he walked out of the kitchen smiling, while dusting his hands off.
"Come on Rai, you don't see Jack complaining" Kimiko said, as she was dusting under a couch, before she pulled out what looked like an old piece of pizza, which made her groan in disgust.
"Hey, I was looking for that!" Clay yelled as he floated down, and snatched the piece of pizza from Kimiko before he ate it. "Ah, nothing like pizza for breakfast," he said before he flew off.
This caused Kimiko to go green in the face, as she stopped herself from throwing up.
"I must admit, I am most impressed with Jack's hard work today. He got used to this most quickly" Omi said, as he smiled at Jack, as he helped Naruto rake up some leaves.
"Yea…. I'm suspicious" Raimundo said, as while he wasn't suspicious of Jack's intentions, he couldn't understand how Jack was so used to the chores, compared to yesterday.
"Here you go, all the leaves raked in record t-t-t-time" Jack was saying, before he started to stutter in a robotic voice as sparks flew out of his head, before his head started to spin.
"Ahhhhh! Our friend is possessed! Like the Beetle of Juice!" Omi yelled in a panic.
Raimundo laughed at this, as the now revealed Jack robot fell down, broken.
"So, if that's a Robo-Jack, then where's the real Jack?" Clay asked curiously, as he adjusted his hat.
"My money is on his workshop" Kimiko said with a frown, as she got up and dusted herself off.
Naruto nodded at this, as he led the way to the large shack, where they let Jack set up shop.
Raimundo banged his fist on the door loudly. "Alright Jack! Your robot broke, so you're busted!" he yelled.
"Uh…Mister Jack no here!" Jack's voice said from behind the door, in a bad imitation of a Spanish maid.
Naruto, Raimundo and Clay snorted at this, while Kimiko rolled her eyes.
"Oh, do you know when he'll be back, miss?" Omi asked kindly.
"It's Jack, little guy," Naruto said with a chuckle, as he patted Omi on the head.
"Yeah, he's just disguising his voice," Raimundo said as he stifled his laughter
"Come on Jack, it's time for training and your robot isn't gonna cut it for this!" Kimiko yelled, as she kicked the door.
"Go away, or I call police!" Jack this time yelled in a Chinese accent.
"Ok, I'm done, Mr Dong" Naruto said, as he pulled out the Fist of Tebigong and punched the door open, showing Jack on a couch in front of a big TV, playing Ratchet and Clank.
"You have a PS5?! You sellout!" Raimundo yelled, asking that it was the newest Ratchet and Clank game.
"Um….you have next game? Jack asked, holding out the controller to Raimundo.
"Now now, I'm sure we can handle this without a fight," Omi said, as he blocked Raimundo's path to Jack.
"Is that a Nintendo switch with Mario games too?" Kimiko asked with a raised eyebrow.
"You are the sellout!" Omi yelled out at this upset that he was denied a mario game , before him and Raimundo started to chase Jack, who ran out of the shack with them close behind.
"Ah, I see you all discovered our new monk has been using a robot" Dojo said, as he slithered over with Safaia.
"And how long have you known, exactly?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.
"He has movies to watch. I regret nothing" Dojo said with a smile, before Safaia smacked him on the back of his head with her tail.
(Later)
Everyone was in the training grounds, while they watched Jack try to run the obstacle course without the use of any Wu.
"Come on Jack, keep moving!" Kimiko yelled out to Jack, who was slowly making progress.
"Yea, you're making great progress, partner!" Clay yelled out.
"Gah! You guys are all masochists!" Jack yelled back, as he tried to climb a rope to climb over a wall….but he barely made it off the ground, before he fell to the ground with a groan.
"Ok, time for a break. You have been punished enough" Naruto said, as he approached Jack with a drink of water for him.
Jack took it and drank the water happily.
"I see you're still struggling, Jack" Master Fung said, as he approached.
"Sure am old timer. But I'll get the hang of it….eventually" Jack said, as he caught his breath.
Master Fung smiled at this, glad that Jack wasn't giving up.
"I may know a guy from my village who can get Jack trained and into shape" Naruto said, as he rubbed his chin.
"Oh? Is he a strong fighter?" Omi asked curiously.
"He has a dojo in my village and he gets results. But the training is harsh" Naruto said.
"Oh come on, how bad can it be?" Raimundo asked curiously.
"Bachan refused to let him train me as a kid," Naruto said simply, as Jack finally got on his feet.
Raimundo, Omi, Clay and Kimiko flinched at this information.
"Ohhhh, this master must have very tough training" Omi said, as he wondered how bad the training must be.
Naruto smiled down at him. "You have no idea," he said.
"Very well, my young dragon. If you feel he can help, feel free to invite him to the temple Master Fung said, as he nodded.
Naruto nodded back at this. "Oh, and a word of warning; he's a bit on the….eccentric side" he said as he chuckled nervously.
"The best masters usually are, my young monks" Master Fung said with a smile at the young monks, as he smiled.
"Ok kids, we have a Wu activating, so let's saddle up!" Dojo said as he started to twitch.
"What's the Wu?" Jack asked curiously, kinda excited for his first mission with his friends.
"The Shard of Lightning. It allows the user to move at the speed of light, but only for a short moment" Master Fung said, as he showed them an image of the Wu in the ancient scroll.
"Well, I hope you have room, now that there are six of us," Raimundo said to Dojo, as everyone got ready.
"Don't worry, I can take a few of you too" Safaia said, as she grew to her big form like Dojo.
"I am so glad you're a real dragon now," Naruto said as he smiled, and got on Safaia's back.
"Yea. Between that and your sapphire breath, you should be able to help us deal with anything" Kimiko said with a nod, as she got on Safaia and sat behind Naruto.
Safaia scowled at this, but said nothing.
"Uh, bad subject, little missy?" Clay asked curiously, as he, Omi and Raimundo got on Dojo.
"….Wuya made me into a real dragon, but in exchange I can't turn anyone into sapphire statues anymore" Safaia growled out.
"Ouch" Jack said with a flinch, as he sat on Safaia's back.
"It's fine Safaia, you're still cool" Naruto said with a smile, as he patted the dragon on the head.
Safaia smiled a little at this, before she took off into the air, along with Dojo.
(Later)
Sasuke and Katnappe were on a wooden dock near a rocky mountain, as a lightning storm was starting.
Sasuke was holding Wuya's puzzle box, and was attempting to open the puzzle box. There was only one problem though……he sucked at puzzles.
"Need help?" Katnappe asked, as she chuckled at Sasuke's attempts to solve the puzzle box.
Sasuke said nothing to this, but threw the puzzle box to Katnappe, who caught it and after a few moments, the puzzle box opened.
"Finally!" Wuya yelled, as she flew out of the puzzle box.
"You were in there for a few days," Sasuke said with a non impressed tone.
"Really? Huh, felt much longer to me" Wuya said nonchalantly with a shrug. "Anyway, we need to find the Shard of Lightning. It's very close!" she yelled out.
"We know. Sasuke found a map to a few Shen Gong Wu Madera was a fan of, with that being one of them" Katnappe said with a chuckle.
Before Wuya could respond, they spotted Dojo and Safaia landing on the docks.
"Wuya!" Raimundo exclaimed in shock, as they all jumped off Safaia and Dojo, so they could shrink back to normal.
"Baa-chan!" Naruto shouted out in surprise.
"You didn't think I'd stay in that box forever, did you?" Wuya asked, floating up to the dragons.
"Well... another 1500 years would have been nice!" Omi replied with a brief smile.
"Hi grandma," Naruto greeted with a wave.
"Hello Naruto," Wuya said in a cheerful voice.
Everyone looked between the two Uzumaki with confusion on their faces.
"What? Just cause we're on opposite sides, doesn't mean we can't be family" the two replied, glaring at the onlookers.
"Give me back my sapphire breath, witch!" Safaia yelled out angrily.
"Can't exactly do that without my magic, so tough luck" Wuya said, as she blew a raspberry at her.
Naruto then smirked at her. "But I can, since I'm your grandson afterall" he said.
Wuya shook her head at this. "Sorry, but that spell is a high end one" she said with a grin.
"Rats," Naruto said with a scowl.
"Enough of this. Ashley!" Sasuke yelled out, before he took off climbing up the mountain.
"On it!" Katnappe yelled, as she pulled out her backpack and threw out some of her kittens, who attacked the xiaolin team.
"Ah! Not the evil kittens of doom!" Omi yelled out, as he was attacked by the kittens.
"Ow, ow, ow. Oi, watch the claws!" Raimundo yelled, as he and Clay tried to fight back.
Katnappe threw a punch at Kimiko, who caught it and judo flipped her into the lake.
"Ha! Take that kitty litter!" Kimiko yelled with a smile.
As Sasuke made his way up the mountain, he noticed Jack flying up towards the top with his helicopter backpack, towards the Shard of Lighting.
"Ha, not today, pretty boy! This one's for the good guys!" Jack yelled, as he approached the Shard of Lighting.
"Wait, say what?! You actually turned good?!" Katnappe yelled out, as she got out of the water.
"You bet I did, you bad excuse for a cat burglar!" Jack yelled, as he stopped to look back at Katnappe with a smirk.
This gave Sasuke the chance to run past Jack and slash at his backpack with his Raijin no Ken, which caused Jack's backpack to explode and send Jack falling towards the ground, screaming in terror.
Naruto, who was making his way up the mountain, stopped and pulled the Ruyi Jingu Bang off his back. "Ruyi Jingu Bang: Nature!" he yelled, as he slammed the staff on the ground, making vines shoot out off the mountain and catch Jack.
"Thanks" Jack said, as he scowled at his failure to help.
Sasuke finally made it to the Shard of Lightning, and grabbed it then held it up. "Shard of Lightning!" he yelled, and in a flash of light he disappeared.
He suddenly reappeared by Katnappe, who smirked at him and grabbed the newly captured Wu.
"Shard of Lightning!" they both yelled, before they both disappeared in another flash of light.
"Well, it looks like we win this one brat," Wuya said with a grin at Naruto, before she flew off laughing madly.
Naruto sighed at this, as he and Jack used his vines to climb down the mountain to the others.
"Looks like Wuya traded up for a much better lacky" Raimundo said with a scowl.
Jack frowned, as he clenched his fists at his failure.
"Don't let it get to you, my friend. This was most expected, from a new monk such as yourself" Omi said with a smile.
Naruto frowned at this, but before he could do or say anything, Kimiko slapped Omi in the back of the head.
"Ow! What did I do?" Omi asked, as he held his head in pain.
"Remember how we said being condescending was gonna get painful?" Kimiko said with a sweet tone, that was anything but sweet.
Dojo slightly shook in terror at this, while Safaia smirked with her arms crossed.
Naruto chuckled at this, while Raimundo and Clay laughed as Jack smiled and nodded in thanks to Kimiko.
"Ah! Thanks for the reminder Kimiko" Omi said, as he nodded in understanding.
"Ok kids, let's get back," Dojo said, as he and Safaia grew large.
Everyone nodded at this, as they all got on the dragons, who flew off back to the temple.
(The next day at the temple)
It was a regular day at the temple, and the young monks were all pairing up and sparring with each other, while each using a Shen Gong Wu of their choice.
Raimundo was sparring with Omi, and they were using the Eye of Dashi and the Orb of Tornami respectively.
Clay and Kimiko were sparring, using the Mantis Flip Coin and the Tangled Web Comb respectively.
And finally, Naruto and Jack were sparring, with Naruto using the Third Arm Sash while Jack used the Monkey Staff.
"You are a big fan of that one, huh?" Naruto asked with a chuckle, as Jack avoided Naruto's attack with his Wu.
"You bet! I loved monkeys as a kid!" Jack said, before he hooted happily while banging his fists on his chest, before he dodged.
"I am friends with one, you know. Remind me to introduce you to him" Naruto said with a smile, as he attacked again.
When suddenly, the Third Arm Sash was gone, along with Jack's Monkey Staff.
"What the? Ow!" Jack yelled, as he fell down, as he turned back to normal.
"Ok, what the hell?" Naruto asked, as he ran over to Jack to help him up.
"Thanks - hey, why is there lipstick on your cheek?" Jack asked, as he looked at Naruto
"Wait, what?" Naruto asked with wide eyes, before he ran over to the pond and looked in the water, seeing that Jack was right, as there was a lipstick mark on his cheek.
"Hey, what's the deal?!" Raimundo yelled, as he had a bucket on his head, while Omi was running around screaming with a squirrel in his pants
"Ok, who took our Wu?" Clay asked with a raised eyebrow, as his and Kimiko's Wu were gone too.
"Yea, what's going - is that a lipstick mark?!?!" Kimiko was saying, before she noticed the lipstick mark on Naruto's cheek, which caused her to bellow out the last part and her eyes to gain flames inside them from her anger.
Before Naruto could respond, in a flash of light, they all saw Sasuke and Katnappe, holding the Shard of Lightning and all the Wu they were using before
"Oh damn, looks like I missed kissing the cutie on the mouth" Katnappe said with a cheshire grin.
"You're dead, you litter sucking, floozy! Judolette Flip: Fire!" Kimiko yelled, before she jumped at Katnappe and flipped, making blue fire appear around her legs, as she heel dropped at Katnappe.
"Shard of Lightning!" Sasuke and Katnappe yelled, before in a flash of lighting they were gone, as Kimiko hit the ground, causing a small crater from her kick.
"Ok, I want that Wu" Naruto said with a chuckle, as he was impressed with the Shard of Lightning.
"This is most disappointing" Omi said with a frown, as he finally got the squirrel out of his pants.
"Yea, this speed of light stuff is a pain," Raimundo said with a nod, as he tried to dry himself off from the bucket of water.
"I'm gonna kill her!!!" Kimiko yelled out, getting their attention.
Everyone looked at Kimiko and paused in shock, as they saw that she now had what looked like a rainbow wig on her head, covering her hair.
"Oh wow, she got you good Kimiko," Clay said as he chuckled slightly.
"Ok, let's all calm down. Kimiko, I'm sure you can get it off" Naruto said, as he approached Kimiko.
Kimiko grabbed the wig on her head. But when she pulled on it, she felt it pull on her scalp. "That leather wearing tart used glue?!" she yelled out enraged, as she tried to get herself free of the wig.
This got laughs from Raimundo and Jack.
"If you two don't shut up, I'll be using you both for target practice" Kimiko growled out.
"Ok ok, relax. I'm sure we can fix this" Naruto said, as he tried to calm the dragon of fire down.
"How?! She ruined my hair!" Kimiko said, as she started to panic and start to cry a little.
Naruto frowned at this, as he spotted Kimiko's tears and clenched his fists tightly, as a green aura formed around his fists.
"If you use Acetone and hot water, you can dissolve the glue" Jack said as he finally calmed down.
"Where am I supposed to find that?" Omi asked, as Naruto tried to calm Kimiko down by patting her on the back to calm her.
"It's a basic thing sold at most stores" Jack said, as he waved his hand dismissively.
"Ok Kimiko, you wait here. Safaia! I need the Golden Tiger Claws!" Naruto yelled, as he looked at said dragon sleeping nearby.
Safaia groaned, as she woke up and looked at Kimiko. "Wow, who pranked you?" she asked curiously, as she looked at her hair.
Kimiko growled at this, her eyes glowing with blue fire again from her rage.
"Wrong subject Safaia" Raimundo said with a nervous chuckle.
Safaia shrugged at this, before she slithered off towards the vault.
(Later)
It didn't take long for Naruto to get what Kimiko needed from a store in a city, thanks to the Golden Tiger Claws. And while Kimiko was in the shower, the boys were all talking in the courtyard.
"This is most troubling. Sasuke and Katnappe will be hard to defeat, now that they have the Shard of Lightning" Omi said as he sat under a tree, with his arms crossed.
"Don't forget the emos' eyes, that can predict what we are gonna do before we even do it" Raimundo said as he scowled.
"And don't forget the illusions he can put you in, if he looks into your eyes" Naruto said, as he sighed.
"I think we may be up a creek without a paddle," Clay said, as he sighed.
Jack thought about this, and soon he paused as an idea struck him.
"We have a new Wu people!" Dojo yelled out, as he slithered over holding the scroll of Shen Gong Wu.
"Ok, hold on. I'll get Kimiko" Naruto said as he got up from the ground, and headed into the temple.
This got silence from everyone, as they watched Naruto leave.
"Ok, I got 20 bucks that says he sees something he shouldn't, and Kimiko clocks him," Jack said to his friends as he smiled.
"You're on!" Raimundo said with a smile, as they shook hands.
"What would Naruto see that would require Kimiko to turn him into a clock?" Omi asked Clay curiously
Clay sighed at this, while Raimundo and Jack laughed loudly.
(With Naruto)
Naruto approached Kimiko's quarters quickly, as he knew they needed to move quickly if they were gonna beat Sasuke and Katnappe to the new Wu.
"Kimiko, we need to go! A new Wu has -" Naruto was saying as he entered the room, and paused before he blushed hard at what he saw.
Kimiko was in her quarters like expected, and her hair back to normal again. But she was wearing nothing but a towel, which barely covered her body.
Kimiko looked at Naruto for a few moments, before she blushed hard. She then screamed loudly and slapped Naruto hard on the face.
This sent Naruto out of the room and slamming into the wall.
Naruto groaned in pain, as he held his cheek and tried to not think about what he saw.
When suddenly he heard a flash nearby, and when he looked he saw the others and Dojo, who was holding his camera, which he had just used to take a picture.
"Oh yea, this one is definitely a keeper," Dojo said with a laugh at Naruto.
"I want a copy of that," Raimundo said with a laugh, as he handed Jack 20 bucks.
"Nobody says a word" Naruto said as he got up, glaring at his friends, as he held his still stinging cheek.
"Oh come on, it can't have been that bad" Jack said with a grin, as he patted Naruto on the shoulder.
Naruto removed his hand from his cheek, and showed he now had a fresh blue bruise in the shape of a handprint.
"Tarnation. She nailed you, didn't she?" Clay asked as he whistled, impressed at this.
"Ooooo, Kimiko is most strong to leave such a mark" Omi said, with wide eyes at the brusie.
"Ah, the first lovers spat," Raimundo said with a smirk, before he and Jack started cackling madly.
"WE ARE NOT LOVERS!" Kimiko yelled, out as she marched out fully dressed, with her eyes on fire.
"Run away!" Jack and Raimundo yelled together, before they ran off.
"Wait for me, my friends. I don't want to be burned by a crazy dog!" Omi yelled, as he ran after his friends.
This got silence from everyone, before Raimundo and Jack started to laugh even harder, while Clay and Naruto groaned at what Omi most likely meant.
Kimiko growled at this, as she cracked her knuckles and ran after the others.
(Later)
The group were all in a forest, after Dojo and Safaia flew them there.
"We're getting close" Dojo said, as he started to twitch like crazy.
"So, what's the Wu this time?" Naruto asked curiously.
Omi was holding the scroll, as he opened it up, showing what looked like a stingray. "The Silver Manta Ray. When this Wu is activated, it increases in size and can be used for transportation either by air, or by water" he explained, as the image on the scroll showed an image of a team of humans riding the manta ray in the air, and then the sea.
"Oh, come on. Dashi must have been peeking into the future for ideas, when he came up with this one" Jack said, as she shook his head at the fact that this was pretty much a modern sea and air vehicle.
"Well, either way, we can't let Sasuke and Katnappe get it," Naruto said, as they all walked deeper into the forest.
"Look, there it is!" Clay yelled, as he pointed at a tree nearby, where the Silver Manta Ray was sitting on top of a large tree.
Before anyone could move, they saw Sasuke and Katnappe making their way across the treetops, towards the Wu.
Naruto scowled at this, before he quickly took out the Golden Tiger Claws and slashed the air, making a portal before he jumped into it.
"Oi, wait for me!" Kimiko yelled as she followed him, as she had a feeling what Naruto was gonna do, and she wanted a chance to fight Katnappe.
As Sasuke and Katnappe touched the Silver Manta Ray, a portal appeared in front of them, and Naruto and Kimiko's hands touched the Wu, making it glow.
"Sasuke, me and Kimiko challenge you and Katnappe to a Xiaolin Tsunami . Me and Kimiko bet the Golden Tiger Claws and the Star of Hanabi vs your Shard of Lightning and Reversing Mirror '' Naruto said firmly, as he and Kimiko glared at them.
"Feh, fine. What's the showdown?" Sasuke asked as he scoffed, while Katnappe smirked confidently at them.
"A two on two fight. But the twist is, if one of us loses a partner, you both instantly loose" Naruto said with a smirk, as a plan formed in his mind.
"Accepted. Your hot headed girlfriend doesn't scare me, dope" Sasuke said with a smirk, as his Sharingan activated.
"Okay. One, I'm not his girlfriend, and two you should be scared" Kimiko growled out, with a fierce look and fire in her eyes.
"Oh good, so I don't have to worry," Katnappe said with a smirk and a wink at Naruto.
"Not in a million years" Naruto said, as he shuddered.
This made Katnappe face plant, and for the other monks to start laughing at Naruto's rejection.
"And like he'd fall in love with a hussy like you, anyway" Wuya said, as she floated nearby.
"Hello?! I'm on your side, damn it!" Katnappe yelled at the ghost.
"Yes, but I'll decide who dates my grandson," Wuya said.
"Can we start this showdown already?" Naruto asked, as he really didn't want to discuss this.
"For once, we agree. Xiaolin Showdown!" Sasuke said, as the tree they were standing on grew underneath them. And in a flash of light, they were inside a wooden arena, shaped like a sphere that had an opening in the North, East, South and West.
"Gong Yi Tanpai!!" all four of the challengers yelled, as the Silver Manta Ray disappeared and the battle started.
Naruto nodded at Kimiko who nodded back, before he threw down a smoke bomb.
"Hey! That's cheating!" Katnappe yelled out, as the smoke filled the area.
"Is it?" Raimundo asked Dojo curiously, who pulled the Showdown Rule book, and looked through it.
"Hmm, nope. "Tools like that are not Shen Gong Wu, so they are fair" he said, before closing up the book.
Sasuke held up the Shard of Lightning, but before he could activate it, a portal appeared above him and Naruto kicked the Wu out of his hand.
Sasuke scowled at this, but before he could respond he dodged, as Kimiko attacked him with her fire kicks.
"No eye tricks, this time!" Kimiko yelled out, before she was attacked by Katnappe.
"Eyes on me, Ms clown" Katnappe said with a smirk, as she swiped her claws at Kimiko.
"I so own you back, for gluing that ridiculous wig to my hair!" Kimiko said with a growl, as she threw the Star of Hanabi like a fire shuriken.
"I thought it was an improvement, if you ask me," Katnappe said with a smirk, as she dodged Kimiko's attack, as Kimiko kicked at her. But she held up the Reversing Mirror to block it. "Reversing Mirror" she yelled, as Kimiko's kick struck the mirror.
In a flash of light, Kimiko was sent flying towards the North exit.
But before she could fall out of the arena, a portal appeared and Kimiko went flying into it, before closing.
Sasuke scowled at this, as Naruto hadn't attacked him yet, and now he was focusing on saving his friend.
Naruto and Kimiko were up in the ceiling of the tree dome, sitting on a branch.
Naruto was holding Kimiko close, since there wasn't a lot of room up on the branch.
Kimiko froze at this, and blushed at being this close to Naruto.
"Kimiko, I have a plan. Do you think you can distract Katnappe, and give me an opening?" Naruto asked her, but he noticed her blush and after a moment, he realized that things were still awkward with them, after earlier in the shower.
Kimiko looked away and blushed even more, seeing Naruto's eyes. But as she looked away, she spotted the Shard of Lightning nearby, after Naruto had kicked it away from Sasuke
"I-I'll go for it. You just distract Katnappe" Naruto whispered to her, as he composed himself.
Kimiko nodded and composed herself too, before she jumped down at Katnappe and started their fight anew.
Naruto made a new portal, and used it to appear next to the Shard of Lightning, which he grabbed just as the smoke from his smoke bomb cleared.
"No!" Sasuke yelled, as Naruto held up the Shard of Lightning.
"Shard of Lightning!" Naruto yelled, as the Wu activated.
"How's it feel, to be rejected by the guy you have been obsessing over, Miss cat box?" Kimiko asked with a smirk, as she kicked at Katnappe with a fire engulfed kick, making her jump back.
Katnappe growled at this, before she landed near the West opening of the arena, when suddenly her legs were licked out from under her, making her fall.
"Game over," Naruto said with a thumbs up at Kimiko, as he appeared next to her.
The arena flashed back to normal, and all the wagered Wu were now in Naruto and Kimiko's hands.
"Not bad you two" Wuya said with a knowing smile, as at her age she was seeing something between the dragon of nature and fire.
"Sorry bachan" Naruto said, as he and Kimiko jumped down to their friends, who were waiting for them.
Katnappe scowled at them and growled angrily, before she stopped as Sasuke approached her. "Are you gonna call me a loser and reject me too?" she asked with a scowl, at the fact Naruto had effectively rejected her.
Sasuke said nothing to this for a moment, before he shook his head. "No….I should have known they would target you, since your the least experienced and we are not used to fighting together" he said firmly
Katnappe's eyes widened in surprise at this. "Y-you still want to work with me?" she asked, as she lightly blushed and looked at Sasuke with new eyes.
Sasuke looked away from her at this. "I could do worse for a teammate. But I expect you to try to get better" he said firmly, before he jumped off the trees and away from the area.
Katnappe smiled at this. "Oh, you can count on it, cutie," she said, as she followed after him.
Wuya watched this and sighed. "Teenagers" she said, as she shook her head before she followed after them.
(Back at the temple)
Everyone was in the vault, putting away the Wu that they had won from today's showdown.
"I definitely want to use this, and go check out the sea," Naruto said with a grin, as he put the Silver Manta Ray away on a shelf.
"What, so you can befriend a kraken?" Jack asked as he chuckled.
"Oh, that's a good idea. I'll make a note of it" Naruto said with a smile, as they all made their way up the stairs and out of the vault.
"Well, we've had a good day today. I say we celebrate by playing games on Jack's TV!" Raimundo said with a smile.
"Oh, this will be most entertaining. I wish to try out the Smack of brothers" Omi said with a smile, as they all walked towards Jack's shed.
As they walked, Naruto grabbed Kimiko's hand, stopping her.
"What's up, partner?" Clay asked curiously, noticing Naruto and Kimiko staying back.
"We will be there soon guys. Me and Kimiko need to talk" Naruto said to the others.
"Ah, a couples activity, huh - ow!" Raimundo was saying with a smirk, before he yelled as Safaia burned his leg with some regular fire.
"May I ask where you are all off to?" Master Fung asked, as he appeared behind them.
"We're off to play some games, since it's been a tiring day," Clay said.
Master Fung nodded at this. "Very well. All but Raimundo may go" he said.
"Wait, why can't I go?" Raimundo asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Because these still need washing" Master Fung said, as he showed the dirty dishes that were behind his back.
Raimundo groaned at this, as he followed Master Fung, leaving Naruto and Kimiko alone.
"That is what Raimundo gets for playing hide the seek with the dishes" Omi said, shaking his head, as he, Clay, Jack, Dojo and Safaia went inside Jack's shed.
"So, what did you want to talk about?" Kimiko asked Naruto curiously.
"Look, I wanted to ask….me and you are OK, right?" Naruto asked after a brief pause.
Kimiko raised an eyebrow at this, before she paused and her eyes widened in realization. "Oh, you mean with the shower incident" she said as she blushed a little, while looking away as she played with her hair a little.
Naruto bowed his head at this. "Look, I'm really sorry about that. There was a Wu and I wanted to get you, so we can go. I would never do what I did on purpose, especially to a friend" he said, as he looked down at the ground.
Kimiko blinked at this, as she smiled at Naruto, before she patted him on the shoulder, making him look up at her. "Don't worry Naruto, we're still friends" she said, putting him at ease.
Naruto smiled at this and nodded, glad that he didn't ruin his friendship with Kimiko.
"Hey you two! We are ready to get started, so stop looking into each other's eyes and get in here already!" Jack yelled from inside his shed, before he started to laugh.
Kimiko sighed at this. "Even on our side, leave it to Jack to run his mouth" she said as she shook her head, as she and Naruto walked towards the shed.
"Yea. Jack and Raimundo need to cut back on the couple's jokes. And besides, I'm not that lucky" Naruto said with a chuckle, as he went inside Jack's shed.
Kimiko paused at this, as what Naruto just said could be seen as a complement. "Does he?" she thought to herself, before she shook her head and went into the shed, figuring that Naruto was just being nice.
(A few days later)
The group were all flying on Dojo and Safaia, on their way to get a new Shen Gong Wu.
"So, what Wu are we after today?" Clay asked Dojo curiously.
Raimundo, who was sitting in front of Omi and Clay, opened the ancient scroll of Shen Gong Wu. "The Crystal Glasses. They allow the user to see into the future" he said, as an image of said Wu was shown being used by a guy, who was easily dodging attacks from the enemy.
"I'm gonna guess Dashi made this to counter the Uchiha?" Clay asked Dojo curiously.
"Well, this Wu can see way farther than the Sharingan. So it was more him trying to one up them" Dojo said with a smile, while the others chuckled at this.
"I already know my future. I shall be the most powerful and wise of all xiaolin dragons" Omi said with a smile.
"You forgot modest," Raimundo said with a flat look at the bald monk.
Omi chuckled sheepishly at this, while the others laughed at Raimundo's dig at him.
"Wow, is it me or is it getting colder?" Naruto asked, as he was glad they had decided to dress warmly.
"We should be, since we're in Russia," Dojo said, as he and Safaia flew over a snow-covered city.
(Later)
Everyone was making their way through the city, as Dojo led them.
"Gah, this rash is making me crazy!" Dojo yelled, as he scratched his back on the ground.
"I am so glad that I'm not you" Safaia said with a shudder at the rash the dragon had.
"Maybe we can find some medicine for you buddy" Jack said, as he looked around at the stands.
"Dah, you looking for medicine?" a gruff voice with a Russian accent, asked getting their attention.
Everyone looked at where the voice was coming from, and spotted a stand where there was a young teenager. He had blonde hair, that was in a bowl cut, with a wooly hat on his head along with a thick jumper.
"Yea, we are actually" Naruto said, as he and the others approached the teen.
"I need a cure for this itch, before I lose any more scales!" Dojo yelled, as she scratched himself like crazy, while on Jack's shoulder.
"TMI Dojo" Kimiko said with a shudder.
"Yeah, cause I don't wanna see a naked dragon on my shoulder" Jack said with a green look on his face.
"Ah, family remedy for itching would be perfect for geckos itch," the teen said, as he held out a sack.
Kimiko nodded at this, and held out some money to the teen. "Would this be enough?" she asked him.
The teen nodded, and took the money. He then held the bag over Dojo, after he jumped onto his cart before letting the brown goop inside drop on him.
"Ahhhh, this makes me feel like a young dragon again," Dojo said with a sigh of relief.
"Thanks for the help, um" Naruto said, before he paused as he didn't know the teens name.
"Dah. I am called Vlad, Mr whiskers" the teen said with a smile, nodding his head at him.
The others snickered at this, while Naruto pouted with his arms crossed.
"I find them cute," Kimiko ssid simply, as she giggled at his pout.
Naruto paused at this, and blushed but did nothing to this, as he figured Kimiko was just being nice.
"Oh! I have it! It's that way!" Dojo yelled, as he pointed at a temple
"Dah, your gecko points at old town temple, you can't be missing it " Vlad said, as he tried to help.
"Thanks Vlad. Stay out of trouble" Raimundo said, as they all ran over to the temple.
"Wow, he wasn't kidding. You would have to be a blind crow to miss this thing" Clay said, as they all approached the temple.
"Ok, everyone split up into pairs. And keep an eye out for old duck hair and his kitten groupie" Raimundo said, as they all went into the temple.
Everyone laughed at this, as they entered the main room of the temple.
"Look, there they are!" Safaia yelled, as she pointed at a statue nearby, which had what looked like a pair of crystal glasses on its head.
"Leave it to the ex jewelry to spot it first" Jack said, as they approached the statue.
Safaia hissed at Jack at this, making him jump back a bit.
Before they could attempt to climb up and get the Crystal Glasses, a smoke bomb dropped down at them and exploded.
"What's going on?" Omi asked, as he coughed along with the others.
"I think that we have unwelcome company," Naruto said, waving his hand in front of his face, trying to get rid of the smoke.
"Hey, whiskers used the same move on us" Katnappe yelled out, making them look up at the statue and saw Sasuke and Katnappe standing on the statue, while Wuya floated next to them.
"Thanks for being sloppy dope," Sasuke said with a smirk, as he took the Crystal Glasses. He then scooped up Katnappe in his arms, before he jumped up to the window nearby to make their escape.
"Safaia!" Naruto yelled out, as he readied his Ruyi Jingu Bang.
Safaia roared as she grew to full size, and carried Naruto into the air towards the window.
Which they crashed through as they flew after Sasuke, since Safaia was slightly bigger than the hole.
As Safaia chased after Sasuke, they noticed that him and Katnappe were confronting Vlad, who had Sasuke by the front of his shirt
"You destroy family cart and now attack me?" Vlad yelled, before he shouted as he threw Sasuke into Katnappe, causing them both to roll down the hill. And as they rolled, they were covered in snow and soon became a giant snowball.
Name chuckled at this, before he jumped down from Safaia's back in front of Vlad. "Thanks for the help Vlad" he said, as he smiled at the Russian teen.
"It no problem. These yours?" Vlad asked, as he handed Naruto the Crystal Glasses.
Naruto smiled at this, and nodded as he took them from him.
"Aww, we missed the fight" Raimundo said, as he approached with the Sword of the Storm ready, along with the others.
"Da. I deal with pretty boy and cat lady, after he destroyed my cart" Vlad said, as he waved at them.
"Most impressive, my friend," Omi said with a bow of respect to him.
"Yea, that Sasuke is meaner than a bag of hornets" Clay said, as he nodded at this.
"Yea dude, you should train with us a bit" Raimundo said as he smiled at Vlad.
"Yea, the more allies the better" Kimiko said, as she too smiled at Vlad.
"Well, let's get back then. We need to get those back to Master Fung" Dojo said, as he crawled off Jack's shoulder and grew to full size.
"Ah, gecko needs diet" Vlad said, as he looked at Dojo.
This caused everyone to laugh at this, while Dojo pouted with his arms crossed.
As Naruto, Kimiko and Jack got on Safaia, Naruto noticed that Safaia was slightly glaring at Vlad. "What's up?" he thought at her, thanks to his nature powers.
"I don't trust that guy" Safaia thought back.
"You too huh?" Naruto asked, as he sat down on Safaia's back.
Safaia slightly looked back at Naruto with a raised eyebrow, obviously asking what made him agree with her.
"Sasuke is not that easy to be beaten by a random guy. So while he's at the temple, keep an eye on him" Naruto thought to Safaia, as they took off along with Dojo, who was carrying the others.
(Later back at the Xiaolin temple)
It had been a while since they all had gotten back from Russia and vlad had been doing pretty good so far even excelling with all the chores
Naruto was still suspicious, along with Safaia who was keeping an eye on him.
But for now, everyone was doing their own thing, after Master Fung had said that the Crystal Glasses wasn't a Wu to play around with.
Right now, Naruto was meditating under a tree, like he liked to do.
When he heard yelling nearby, which made him open his eyes and stand up, as he ran to where the noise was coming from.
As he turned the corner, he saw Raimundo wearing some sunglasses, as he easily dodged attacks from Omi, smirking confidently as he did.
"Hello friend" Vlad said, as he waved from his seat nearby.
"What's going on?" Naruto asked, getting their attention.
"Oh, hello Naruto. I am sparring with Raimundo. He has gotten a lot better" Omi said, as he lightly panted.
"I can see that Omi. I'm asking Raimundo what's going on" Naruto said with a knowing smirk, as it was kinda obvious to him what was going on.
"Hey, nothing is going on. I'm just sparing with - oi!" Raimundo yelled, as Naruto snatched his sunglasses off, since Raimundo was still watching Omi and not him.
Naruto chuckled as he held the sunglasses, along with the Crystal Glasses. "Good to know you can't react, if you don't look in the right direction" he said.
"Raimundo, Master Fung said that it was not a toy!" Omi said with a disapproving tone, as he folded his arms with a frown.
"Oh come on, I couldn't resist. Can you blame me for wanting to try them out?" Raimundo asked with a chuckle.
"No, not really. But I don't really like the idea of knowing the future" Naruto said, as he headed for the vault to put them back.
"Yea, like you aren't curious. Plus, those would be perfect to deal with Sasuke's crazy eyes" Raimundo said, as he waved his hand dismissively.
Naruto paused at this, as this was a very good point, before he shook his head and headed into the vault.
(The vault)
Naruto walked down into the vault and approached the shelf, where there was a special box for the Crystal Glasses. And as he was about to put them away, he paused and looked at them for a moment.
"Ah, what the hell. Just a peek won't hurt" Naruto said, before putting them on. "Crystal Glasses" Naruto uttered out, as the glasses began to shine. He then saw an older version of himself walking down the road towards his old village. His hair was slightly longer, reaching his neck. He wore his red jacket with black flames over a green gi shirt and black pants. He waved to the people, as he passed them by till he reached his old home.
"Daddy!" a pair of voices called out. Running out towards Naruto were two children, one a boy with spiky blond hair like his own, but with black flame-like highlights at the front and blue eyes like his own. Next to him was a girl, with straight black hair with red highlights and blue eyes. They both smiled, reaching up to the man as he picked them up, nuzzling their cheeks.
"Have you two been doing well Hikaru, Kushina?" Naruto asked, setting his kid's down, before ruffling their heads.
"Mmhmm, Mama's got dinner cooking right now" Kushina said, as she smiled up at him.
Naruto gasped at the site, but smiled. He then noticed a woman standing in the kitchen, with long black hair tied in a ponytail, with curved hips while wearing a red kimono dress.
"Hello friend!" Vlad yelled out getting his attention, making Naruto jump and for the Crystal Glasses to go askew, ending the vision.
"Ah! Oh, hey there Vlad. What are you doing in the vault?" Naruto asked, as he took off the Crystal Glasses and put them away, before he turned to Vlad as he approached him.
"Just checking on you" Vlad said, as he turned to go back up the stairs up and out of the vault.
"Oh? Then why do you have the Silver Manta Ray?" Naruto asked with a hard tone, as he had caught Vlad putting something in his pants pocket.
Vlad paused at this, before he chuckled. "Sasuke is right, you are annoying" he said, before he quickly ran up the stairs.
Naruto scowled at this, as he took off after Vlad.
As Vlad ran out of the vault, he pulled something out of his other pocket "Serpent's Tail!" he yelled, as the tail pulled him towards a wall, which he flew through as he laughed.
Naruto scowled at this, as he watched Vlad get away.
"What's going on?" Clay asked, as he and the others, including Master Fung, ran over.
"Vlad stole the Serpent's Tail and the Silver Manta Ray!" Naruto growled out, as he was not happy he had let Vlad get away.
"Why would he do this?" Omi asked as he frowned, along with the others.
"He mentioned Sasuke before he took off," Naruto said, as he shook his head.
"Which means that he was working for Sasuke this whole time," Jack said, as he groaned at this.
"Yea, looks like Sasuke is recruiting for his own team" Kimiko said as she frowned.
"You shouldn't let it get to you, my young monks. He only got two Wu, right?" Master Fung asked Naruto.
"Yea, but we should hide the Reversing Mirror somewhere way more secure now" Naruto said, glad that they still had the Reversing Mirror.
"Let's not let this get us down, my friends. All we need to do is train harder, and we will be ready for Sasuke, and whoever he has on his team" Omi said, as he smiled at his friends.
Naruto sighed at this and nodded. "Good idea, and I think it's time for me to go get that trainer I talked about before. Master Fung, may I borrow the Golden Tiger Claws?" he asked the older man.
"Very well Naruto. Will this take you long?" Master Fung asked curiously.
"I'll be back by morning, don't worry" Naruto said as he bowed in respect.
"You just want to eat ramen back home," Raimundo said with a snicker, along with Jack and Dojo.
Naruto said nothing to this, as he went back into the vault, which made the others laugh at his denial.
(The next morning)
Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, Clay and Jack were sitting in the training grounds, waiting for Naruto and whoever he was bringing to train them. While Master Fung, Dojo and Safaia were sitting nearby, waiting.
Suddenly a portal opened up and Naruto, along with an older man jumped through the portal.
The man had a bowl cut hair style, and was wearing a green jumpsuit and orange leg warmers.
"Sorry I'm late guys. I had to convince him to take a few weeks off to come here" Naruto said with a smile at his friends.
"You have a piece of ramen on your cheek" Kimiko said with a small smile, as she took said piece of ramen off Naruto's cheek and threw it away.
Naruto blushed sheepishly at this, while the others laughed
"So your the great master Naruto was talking about" Omi said, as he inspected the older man
"Indeed I am. The name is Might Guy, and I'll make sure that your flames of youth burn brightly" Guy said, as he gave them a thumbs up while smiling brightly.
All the young monks looked at Guy with a bewildered look at this. Naruto chuckled sheepishly, as he was used to Guy, since he grew up around him.
"…..why do I have a feeling we're gonna need more first aid equipment?" Dojo asked Master Fung.
"...he carries himself like a warrior, at least" Master Fung said as a swartdrop formed on his foreign
"Come, let's do five hundred push ups. And if we can't do that, then we'll do eight hundred situps" Guy said with a smile.
"…..he's kidding, right?" Raimundo asked Naruto, hoping this was a prank of his.
"Nope," Naruto said, as he was already doing push-ups.
Everyone but Omi groaned at this, as they all got to work.
ending by Newstardustdragon101
Happy Peoples! (Come on, come on, come on)
Happy Peoples! (well…)
Naruto laid on the top of the temple roof looking off at the sky smiling as he sat up taking hold of his camera looking off to the horizon.
Happy Peoples! (Come on! Come on!)
Happy Peoples! (Here we go!)
Raimundo ran away laughing with Clay chasing after him trying to get back his hat.
Everybody Stand Up! Minna tatakattenda!!
Kimiko was holding up some of her clothes trying to decide on which one she should wear.
Naishin wa fuan da demo Keep Your Head Right Up
Omi was performing a martial arts move while Dojo was slurping down a blow of soup.
To the Sky!
Dojo handed Shapira a bouquet of flowers but the sapphire dragon simply rolled her eyes unleashing a stream of flames upon the short dragon with Naruto taking a snapshot of the blackened Dojo.
Donna toki mo (Oh Yeah!)
Doko ni ite mo (Oh Yeah!)
Just Call me anytime! (Oh Yeah!)
CHIKARA ni naru yo
The monks snuck into Jack's hideouts with Raimondo, and Omi placing his hand in a glass or water while Kimiko was giggling at his collector of stuffed animals.
Happy People In The House!!!
TAFUna egao de
Happy People In The House!!!
Ikite yuku no sa
Jiraiya sneaks over to the bath house only to run out with a green face ready to vomit as Naruto and the gang laugh at him since only monks at the temple bathed there
Ki ni sunna My Brother! Kimi rashikute iin da!
Naitatte My Sister! Mata waraeba iin da!
Tsunade sat in her office drinking some sake while seizure brought her some paperwork
Shinkokyuu shite (Oh Yeah!)
Yorimichi shite (Oh Yeah!)
It's All In Your Mind (Oh Yeah!)
Kaze ni fukarete
Naruto opens a book filled with pictures of Shen Gong Wu, him and his friends in their various adventures and flying through the sky on the large Dojo.
Happy People In The House!!!
RAFUna yasashisa de
Happy People In The House!!!
Choudo ii kara
Happy People In The House!!!
Naite waratte
Happy People In The House!!!
Motto tooku e
Naruto motions his friends, Master Fung, Jiraya, Saffira and Dojo in front of the temple as they all come together and Naruto stands in front of the camera as it goes off,
CHIKARA ni naru yo
Happy People In The House!!!
TAFUna egao de
Happy People In The House!!!
Ikite yuku no sa
Happy People In The House!!!
"Hitori ja nai" tte
Happy People In The House!!!
KIMI ga waratta
Naruto stood with a smile as Kimiko wrapped her arms around his right arm, Omi sat on Clay's shoulder with Raimundo giving a peace sign with the two large dragons stranding behind them
Kfbanime87 and P.O.M were in their office, planning the next fanfic
Suddenly Deadpool burst into the room, kicking down the door as he did
You mad sick bastards! You're having Might Guy train them?! Deadpool yelled out
It was his idea! P.O.M yelled out, as he pointed at Kfbanime87
You sellout. Wade, Jack needs someone to train him up, right? Kfbanime87 grumbled at P.O.M, before he looked at Wade
…..huh, Jack as a master of the strong fist style….I like it! Wade yelled, as he nodded at this
Anyway Wade, next from me is The Jinchuriki Avenger: P.O.M said
And after that, I'm doing the next chapter of Titans: Kfbanime87 said, as he reached under his desk for something
Oh good. The readers miss that one. Wait, why are you pointing a chainsaw at me? Deadpool asked
Running gag, and the Chainsaw Man anime started. So I want to try this out on ya! Kfbanime87 yelled, as he revved his chainsaw up
Oh yeah, that first episode was badass! And you'll never take me alive! Deadpool yelled, as he drew his katana's
Next year in Jerusalem! Deadpool and Kfbanime87 yelled, as they jumped at each other
See you next time folks: P.O.M said, as he sighed and shook his head